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everything that was once cool
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if you want the answer to that question, this is the community for you<33
after communities that take things WAYYY too seriously...you've always got the hipsters
Defnition Of A Hipster
hip * ster -\hip-stur(s)\ n. One who possesses tastes, social attitudes, and opinions deemed cool by the cool. (Note: it is no longer reccommended that one use the term "cool"; a Hipster would instead say "deck.") The Hipster walks among the masses in daily life but is not part of them and shuns or reduces to kitsch anything held dear by the mainstream. A Hipster ideally possesses no more than 2% body fat.
RULES:
1. don't mess with the mods-> we own you
2. post what you think will be substantial enough for us to vote on--include pictures of your deck self
3. use a lj-cut, if you don't know how to use one, you aren't deck anyway and there is no need to apply
4. this is humorous, if you don't find humor in it, you don't deserve to be here
5. have fun, this is just a lj community, fights are completely unnecessary
ps. DON'T LINGER! if you join post something within 24 hrs, unless there are alot of applicants that day --you WILL be kicked out if you don't follow this rule.
Are You A Hipster? <- Fill Out This Survey If You Wish To Be Accepted
name:
age:
location:
://have you ever kissed someone of the same gender and often bring it up in casual conversation?
://do you spend most of your leisure time in bars and restaurants with monosyllabicnames like Plant, Bound, and Shine?
://does your hair look best unwashed and do you position you hair in such a way as to properly maximize your cowlicks?
://throw vegetarian dinner parties?
://explain how your taste is "refined" and how you might be considered "exceptionally cultured":
://what is your guilty secret?
://have you at one time or another worn elvis costello style glasses? (ps. if you don't know who elvis costello is. die!)
://do you own a messenger bag?
://hairspray - yes or no? why?
://have you ever even read the hipster handbook?
://pro or anti-SUV?
://name one brilliant author:
://name one musician you admire and tell why:
://name a good movie:
://when it comes to late night who lights your fire?
://who is your hipster crush?
://deckest pick-up line?
://when you turn on the tele what do you see?
FINALLY
://why do you think you're deck, why should we say yes?
:// post pictures now!
**if you can't laugh about this, you don't belong here**
* MEET THE MODS *
(the deckest of the deck)
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