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Wednesday, September 19th, 2007
7:16 pm
[lostinjersey]
I'm nopt for most tort reform, but after this I understand those who do support it
Not a winner cause he ain't dead... but he certainly gets a runner up award if you ask me.

Man sues Brut after putting on cologne, then starts campfire and catches himself on fire

I'm going to quote two parts of the article. I think it'll be enough to establish Brut's defense...

Lewitzke's attorney says Brut has warning labels that say people shouldn't use it when they're smoking or near flames, but the attorney says he wasn't doing either when he went on fire.

When he went to start a fire at the campsite Charles, who's 81, struck a match and he started on fire.

I lit a match to start a fire... but I wasn't smoking or near flames...

Yaa.... umm.... ok.

Dumbass.
Wednesday, June 14th, 2006
10:34 pm
[njtech]
future darwin winner in the making
Man thinks there's gold in his backyard

Planned to dig 3 or 4 feet, dug 60 instead. Fire deptartment tells him "you're done"
Thursday, March 16th, 2006
12:06 am
[njtech]
texting while walking can kill
Latest darwin winner: Deaf women walking ont rain tracks while text messaging her parents is struck and killed by train

I've almost hit pedestrians so involved in a cell phone conversation that I nearly hit them. But texting while walking?!?!?! and on train tracks no less?

the mind boggles
Sunday, November 27th, 2005
6:50 pm
[njtech]
Future Darwin award winner in the making.
Teen driver faces charges after text messaging while driving and fatally injuring a bicyclist

Shame he killed someone before he killed himself with his own stupidity. I give the dead man's wife credit for being as forgiving as she is.
Wednesday, July 6th, 2005
2:59 am
[njtech]
Monday, April 18th, 2005
8:57 am
[justamazing]
One gone...
Man Dies After Running Across Interstate

DARIEN, Ill. -- Police are investigating the death of a Downers Grove man who was struck after he suddenly ran through traffic on Interstate 55 after his car suffered a flat tire.

State police said Keenan Holt, 46, was driving north near the Chicago suburb of Darien when he suffered the flat Saturday night.

Officers said he at first stood near oncoming traffic, trying to flag down cars, and then suddenly ran across the expressway. He made it across three northbound lanes and two southbound lanes before he was struck and killed by a taxi.

Holt, who was a partner in a foreclosure business, was scheduled to be married this week.
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