FROM AGENT THRUST FROST TO MORGAN SMITH AND AGENT EMILIO LARGO
I HEARD YOU GWENNIE.
Firstly of first, I most certainly do not treat thee like a "third class citizen", Chipper. I treat thee like me busybody sister with slutty tendencies, which is what thou art, even though you know I love you.
So to prove it, I be saying that yer idea wasn't all that bad. 'Tis a risky one indeed, but E-Man needs excitment in his life (cough) and he's up for the task, eh?
Did you see Gwennie's idea, matey? Ahoy, how about you go visit yer dad and/or yer fiery sister and get us the files for Cat and Rian's investigation?
AGENTS. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WERE PAYING ATTENTION TO HIS MIGHTYNESS THE unfair man-hater PIXIE KING BUT WE ARE ABOUT TO BE INFILTRATED BY THE ENEMY. THERE WILL BE NO PRIVACY. OUR MANSECRETS WILL BE HANGING IN THE BREEZE FOR ALL GIRL EYES TO SEE.
OUR CHATS ABOUT E-MAN'S LIMP BISCUIT? THEY'LL SEE IT.
OUR CHATS ABOUT WRIGHTEOUSNESS'S JAILBAIT ESCAPADES? ON DISPLAY! IN FRONT OF HIS SISTER!!!
OUR CHATS ABOUT CEDSO'S PRETTY PINK WARDROBE HE WEARS AS HE SAILS DOWN DE-NIAL? EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS ABOUT IT except Cedso. THIS DOESN'T COUNT.
Our chats about how sexy my girlfriend is and how much you all wish you had sexytimes like mine
OUR CHATS ABOUT THE MAGNIFICENCE OF WENDELYN WILLOUGHBY'S BREASTS - WE'LL BE JUDGED AND SCORNED FOR OUR ADORATION. WE CAN'T HELP IT IF THEY'RE AWESOME. HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?
FOR THE LOVE OF THE MAN-CODE AND EVERYTHING THE MU STANDS FOR GIVE US OUR PRIVACY! OUR MANHOOD BELONGS TO NO ONE! IF A MAN CANNOT FEEL SAFE ON HIS BONDLOG THEN WHERE ELSE IS A MAN TO GO AKA HOW DO WE MAKE OUR ENTRIES PRIVATE???
FROM YOUR MAJESTY THE KING TO YOUNG HUMANLING HELPERS
As per requested by Mr Arthur Alastor Billiam Weasley, son of George Weasley, two temporary "bondlogs" will be made available by your Majesty, the Pixie King, King of Pixies, for the following humanlings, yes yes yes:
Miss Leena Corner, daughter of Michael Corner; and Miss Morgan Gwendolyn Smith, daughter of Zacharias Smith.
The temporary devices will only function for the entirety of two weeks.
Your Majesty, the Pixie King, King of Pixies, wishes a good humanling weekend for all his humanlings, yes yes yes.
Right, I sort of rambled about this earlier, but now's the time to be more official about it.
Right now, we have three quests. They include:
1) Clearing Dad and Uncle Fred's names, and finding out what's causing the VM 2) Finding out what happened to Cat and Rian Smith, and bringing them back 3) Finding out who was behind the shelter attack
I don't think we need any more people to deal with Dad and Uncle Fred. But if it please my brothers of the Mansfield Underground, I'd like to ask His Majesty the Pixie King for more bondlogs for fellow companions.
I'd like to suggest Morgan Smith, who can help us in the quest for her siblings. As to the shelter, I suggest we seek council from Leena Corner, Soleil Thorne or both. They will have inside knowledge about their investigation.
What are the thoughts of the MU? Does anyone have any names to add? Or any stipulations to bring up?
Ced, you're not the only single one now, mate. So I guess I'm boring or something? Emma is bored of me? (What a shock, Potter.)
But I'm not sure it's my fault. Do you all see a girl and want to shag her even if you don't know her at all? Do you have to actually like the girl in question? Is liking a bird and wanting to shag her irrelevant?
Before I got the new calming potion, I thought I was fine, but maybe now I'm not? But if I was twitchy I couldn't be too calm, right?
All right. Give yourselves a pat on the back, lads. You managed to cheer up Leena while making utter arses of yourselves, in true MU fashion. I'm proud to call you my mates. Congrats Dev and Wright. Especially Wright. Top honour of my pleasure. Remember that when you're punching these other wankers.
Ced, Jacky Boy, you should share pants always.
E, still twitchy? I know you how you feel about Jack's pants but it's no different than what the rest of us feel.