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30th-Jun-2011 11:11 pm - Incoming Bondlog 30.05.2022.1
Elysium is as far
FROM LEENA CORNER TO MANSFIELD UNDERGROUND

I’m not at my best right now, but I wanted to thank you for thinking to include me on your new Firelog system. The noble gesture of stalwart friends, to help us seek justice for the shelter.

Unfortunately Sula and I heard back from the Ministry today, and they found no evidence of foul play. They say it must be our fault what happened, and they will act accordingly.

I’m sorry we never had the opportunity to work on this together, but thank you for your fellowship all the same.
21st-Jun-2011 08:39 pm - Incoming Bondlog Message 26.05.2022.1
FROM AGENT THRUST FROST TO MORGAN SMITH AND AGENT EMILIO LARGO

I HEARD YOU GWENNIE.

Firstly of first, I most certainly do not treat thee like a "third class citizen", Chipper. I treat thee like me busybody sister with slutty tendencies, which is what thou art, even though you know I love you.

So to prove it, I be saying that yer idea wasn't all that bad. 'Tis a risky one indeed, but E-Man needs excitment in his life (cough) and he's up for the task, eh?

Did you see Gwennie's idea, matey? Ahoy, how about you go visit yer dad and/or yer fiery sister and get us the files for Cat and Rian's investigation?
16th-Jun-2011 09:50 pm - Incoming Bondlog Message 24.05.2022.1
hee!
FROM MORGAN SMITH TO MANSFIELD UNDERGROUND


Al? Am I doing this right? Is anyone else out there?

This is so exciting!!! How amazing! Do you think that the Pixie King will talk to me? I hope he can read my hand writing.
13th-Jun-2011 10:45 pm - Incoming Bondlog Message 22.05.2022.1
PEPPERONI OR CHEESE - DECISIONS!!
FROM AGENT DOC SOLITAIRE TO MANSFIELD UNDERGROUND

AGENTS. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WERE PAYING ATTENTION TO HIS MIGHTYNESS THE unfair man-hater PIXIE KING BUT WE ARE ABOUT TO BE INFILTRATED BY THE ENEMY. THERE WILL BE NO PRIVACY. OUR MANSECRETS WILL BE HANGING IN THE BREEZE FOR ALL GIRL EYES TO SEE.


OUR CHATS ABOUT E-MAN'S LIMP BISCUIT? THEY'LL SEE IT.

OUR CHATS ABOUT WRIGHTEOUSNESS'S JAILBAIT ESCAPADES? ON DISPLAY! IN FRONT OF HIS SISTER!!!

OUR CHATS ABOUT CEDSO'S PRETTY PINK WARDROBE HE WEARS AS HE SAILS DOWN DE-NIAL? EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS ABOUT IT except Cedso. THIS DOESN'T COUNT.

Our chats about how sexy my girlfriend is and how much you all wish you had sexytimes like mine

OUR CHATS ABOUT THE MAGNIFICENCE OF WENDELYN WILLOUGHBY'S BREASTS - WE'LL BE JUDGED AND SCORNED FOR OUR ADORATION. WE CAN'T HELP IT IF THEY'RE AWESOME. HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?


FOR THE LOVE OF THE MAN-CODE AND EVERYTHING THE MU STANDS FOR GIVE US OUR PRIVACY! OUR MANHOOD BELONGS TO NO ONE! IF A MAN CANNOT FEEL SAFE ON HIS BONDLOG THEN WHERE ELSE IS A MAN TO GO AKA HOW DO WE MAKE OUR ENTRIES PRIVATE???
FROM YOUR MAJESTY THE KING TO YOUNG HUMANLING HELPERS

As per requested by Mr Arthur Alastor Billiam Weasley, son of George Weasley, two temporary "bondlogs" will be made available by your Majesty, the Pixie King, King of Pixies, for the following humanlings, yes yes yes:

Miss Leena Corner, daughter of Michael Corner;
and Miss Morgan Gwendolyn Smith, daughter of Zacharias Smith.

The temporary devices will only function for the entirety of two weeks.

Your Majesty, the Pixie King, King of Pixies, wishes a good humanling weekend for all his humanlings, yes yes yes.
Holding up hand
FROM AGENT CARL TO MANSFIELD UNDERGROUND

Right, I sort of rambled about this earlier, but now's the time to be more official about it.

Right now, we have three quests. They include:

1) Clearing Dad and Uncle Fred's names, and finding out what's causing the VM
2) Finding out what happened to Cat and Rian Smith, and bringing them back
3) Finding out who was behind the shelter attack

I don't think we need any more people to deal with Dad and Uncle Fred. But if it please my brothers of the Mansfield Underground, I'd like to ask His Majesty the Pixie King for more bondlogs for fellow companions.

I'd like to suggest Morgan Smith, who can help us in the quest for her siblings. As to the shelter, I suggest we seek council from Leena Corner, Soleil Thorne or both. They will have inside knowledge about their investigation.

What are the thoughts of the MU? Does anyone have any names to add? Or any stipulations to bring up?
3rd-Jun-2011 11:49 pm - Testing, can you see this?
My girls
Testing, can you see this?

18.05.22

31st-May-2011 06:24 pm - Incoming Bondlog Message 17.5.2022.01
FROM AGENT EMILIO LARGO TO MANSFIELD UNDERGROUND


Ced, you're not the only single one now, mate. So I guess I'm boring or something? Emma is bored of me? (What a shock, Potter.)

But I'm not sure it's my fault. Do you all see a girl and want to shag her even if you don't know her at all? Do you have to actually like the girl in question? Is liking a bird and wanting to shag her irrelevant?

Before I got the new calming potion, I thought I was fine, but maybe now I'm not? But if I was twitchy I couldn't be too calm, right?

Anyone fancy a pint?
26th-May-2011 02:51 am - Incoming Bondlog Message 14.5.2022.01
the tedster, me - the tedster
FROM AGENT X TO MANSFIELD UNDERGROUND

All right. Give yourselves a pat on the back, lads. You managed to cheer up Leena while making utter arses of yourselves, in true MU fashion. I'm proud to call you my mates. Congrats Dev and Wright. Especially Wright. Top honour of my pleasure. Remember that when you're punching these other wankers.

Ced, Jacky Boy, you should share pants always.

E, still twitchy? I know you how you feel about Jack's pants but it's no different than what the rest of us feel.

Alibaba. You survivied. Props, brother.
23rd-May-2011 01:39 am - Owlpost: Sebastian Thorne
Ponderance
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Friday, 13 May 2022
THEY'RE NOT HIS GRANDMUM'S?
FROM AGENT SOLITAIRE TO MANSFIELD UNDERGROUND

I HAVE EXTRA PANTS AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

NOT MY MUM DID LAUNDRY but she did do laundry only because I'm not supposed to touch anything with a plug larger than my foot, AGENTS LARGO AND FATTY ACID. HA HA. NO! IT MEANS WHAT FRIDAY MORNING IRRIGATION LECTURE? I DON'T RECALL HAVING A LECTURE. WHY THEN YES WE CAN GO OUT TONIGHT FOR TANDEM MEEMAW SPRINTALONGS AND CLIMBING TREES TALLER THAN THREE FEET.

WINNER WINS ALL PANTS INCLUDING MY COVETED DARTH MAUL PANTS AND A PUNCH PASS.

CARL YOU CAN ONLY COME IF YOU HAVE AWESOME PANTS TO LOSE AND CAN CARRY A 12 STONE ELDERLY WOMAN.

WHO'S IN???
ashamed or regretful
FROM AGENT THUNDERBALL TO MANSFIELD UNDERGROUND

I'M UH NOT, that's NOT GAY! You lot are, er, breaking all um sorts of vows. HOW COULD YOU EVEN...?????

I'm not. Uh, and Jack's a douche.
PEPPERONI OR CHEESE - DECISIONS!!
AGENT SOLITAIRE TO MANSFIELD UNDERGROUND

HI.



SO I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT DRIP IRRIGATION SYSTEMS AND IT MADE ME WONDER WHAT'S THE RULE ABOUT DEATH AND MAGIC AGAIN?





I have no other ulterior reasons for asking. STOP LOOKING AT ME.
looking behind at something
AGENT THUNDERBALL TO MANSFIELD UNDERGROUND

First, uh, mates. Why's uh everybody fighting? For real, uh I mean? Jacky, come on. And uh Wright. Your uh sisters are ok, aye?


We uh, got loads to uh do if we want that, um, pixie dust.



ALSO, ALORA GOYLE????? Wha-? Really?

Your majesty, the Pixie King, King of Pixies, demands to have Arthur Alastor Billiam Weasley, son of George Weasley, officialised into this humanling group by tomorrow.

Tomorrow, yes yes yes.
25th-Apr-2011 08:38 pm - Incoming Bondlog Message 25.4.2022.01
injured
FROM AGENT OMEGA APEX TO MANSFIELD UNDERGROUND




Hello, sir, Pixie King. You requested a list of the ill and dead from Viral Magic, so here's your list. It's supposed to be just the new VM strain, not the original one. For example, Morgan Smith isn't on this list because she had VM before.

I added my Aunt Penny last second to the death list. I don't know if you even know yet, Ethan.





Deaths

Butch Adams
Wendy Alder
Timothy Baldini
Joffrey Baratheon
Thea Bloom
Mac Cerri
Ingeborg Clunes
Vita Delross
Jonell Elgar
Mazie Feilds
Kraig Fuglsang
Lupe Graceffo
Tyrone Gualtieri
Albert Gumboil
Kendrick Halls
Tilly Hollingberry
Rhys Holmes
Florence Lagoa
Hannah Maput
Lindberg Montenegro
Jerrold Neshem
Sally-Ann Perks
Hank Piertraccini
Jonah Plumbar
Dedra Rademan
Brice Saetteurn
Severus Snape
Janus Thickey
Agatha Timms
Tina Walcott
Penelope Weasley
Lupe Zehlhausen



Sickness

Sade Addo
Thanh Alleva
Josephine Bianchi
Connie Bocchicchio
Lyle Boot
Amy Carithers
Almeda Cassidy
Ellie Cattermole
Andy Chang
Austin Cooper
Filius Corner
Lucky Corner
Sierra Darkendrake
Cecily Deverill
Ignacia Edeline
Kevin Entwhistle
Simone Fenwick
Jason Finch-Fletchley
Justin Finch-Fletchley
Kendra Finnigan-Boot
Tim Finnigan
Tori Finnigan-Boot
Jeremy Flatt
Jensen Fuglsang
Larue Ghianni
Adam Goldstein
Connie Goldstein
Sara Goldstein
Xavier Goyle
Collin Haney
Dillon Hocate
Angelina Johnson





Samuel Knobbe
Sung Kittner
Viktor Krum
Lenny Kylish
Clemence Lagoa
Jewel Lobregat
Matty MacMillan
Elna Magalong
Felicia Magalong
Connor Malfoy
Biff McLaggen
Tiberius McLaggen
Chrissy Mittendorf
Nadine Montenegro
Naomi Moreira
Maria Murray
Paulie Orielley
Tory Orielley
Paul Parkinson
Simon Parkinson
Johanna Perks
Erika Pince
Carlotta Pinkstone
Sorcia Porter
Harry Potter
Illiana Potter
Keiran Potter
Josiah Przybysz
Lorinda Sarchett
Brigitte Saetteurn
Alicia Spinett
Barnaby Snell
Imogen Stapleton





Gideon Thorne
Isaac Thorne
John Vandevere
Patricia Virbac-Gumboil
Holden Wayes
Juliette Weasley
Pete Weasley
Rose Weasley
Krista Wright
Lysander Zeller

22nd-Apr-2011 08:24 pm - Incoming Bondlog Message 22.4.2022.01
FROM AGENT THRUST FROST TO MANSFIELD UNDERGROUND

Behold the nicety.

Dear lordship Doctor Solitaire, the accursed party for thy sister will be on Monday, 7 PM, at the Smith Residence. Shall I have the honour of crafting the guest list, or art thou picky?

Agent Balls, I will accept thy thanks now, for I shall get thee a lass.

Agent Emilio Largo, thou hath asked for Mama Smith's cookies. Cookies, cake and tea tomorrow afternoon? Art thou free?

Agent Toots, what doth thou need? I saw talk of bumbling. Should I pass along messages for lovely Leena in thy honour? Write her an I'm Sorry Ballad perhaps?

Agent Omega Apex, thou be having trouble with thy mother. How may I be of service in that area? Or is there a better area?


Carl, I have a Knut and gum wrapper.
FROM YOUR MAJESTY THE KING TO YOUNG HUMAN HELPERS

Greetings, humanlings!

It should be known that today is an important, important day in all of your young lives, yes it is, for you have found your Majesty, the Pixie King, King of Pixies.

The Pixie King was today visited by Arthur Alastor Billiam Weasley, son of George Weasley, a fine young man, a fine young man indeed. The results of your mission were not satisfactory to the Pixie King, no no no, they were not, but after such a pleasant, pleasant conversation, the Pixie King has renewed faith in the sons of Frederick and George Weasley, and their companion boys.

Your Majesty, the Pixie King will provide the precious pixie dust you humanlings desire to run your message books.

For a price!

The price is simple, the Pixie King explains, for He only asks for respect, obedience, and making your Majesty, the Pixie King, King of Pixies, happy. Happy! Yes yes yes! You humans speak of happiness very frequently, yes, you do, and you must know how to keep your royalty happy, yes you should.

Also, the Pixie King now has His own communication book, yes yes yes, for you young humanlings need your Majesty, the Pixie King, King of Pixies, around.

The price is quite, quite generous, Misters Wizards! For the Pixie King has your pixie dust, and the Pixie King wants the same thing you want, yes yes yes!

The Pixie King wonders, however, if the sons of Frederick and George Weasley and their companion boys know what they are searching for.

What are your names? What are your quests?
18th-Apr-2011 07:39 pm - Incoming Bondlog Message 18.4.2022.01
Ugh I forgot my maths again
FROM AGENT THUNDERBALL TO MANSFIELD UNDERGROUND

So, uh, Dev and I are um in the Orkneys and um, we were at a pub. Long um story, short: Brooke Shields (model from the States um, back in the um 19-somethings) was the um Brooke. We caught a um, taxi to follow her. Went back this um morning. She gave Devlin a riddle and password.

Found the pixie king's um crack. It's um glowy crack in the willow tree. But here's the um, thing:

YOU ALL NEED TO COME HERE. ESPECIALLY AL. Or the, um pixie king won't talk to us. So get here, uh, aye?

P.S. Devlin doesn't know much about um, Muggle money, so we'd to walk back to this, uh bloody B & B. Did you know taxis need loads of those paper notes or they kick you um, out? oh yeah. So um BRING MORE MONEY TOO. MUGGLE, uh type MONEY.

We need you all here. That uh means you too Al - The Orkneys. Flibbity Jibbit Bed and Breakfast. Brooke Shields is still sort of uh uh h hot.
17th-Apr-2011 10:44 am - Incoming Bondlog Message 17.4.2022.01
FROM AGENT EMILIO LARGO TO MANSFIELD UNDERGROUND



You know how they say that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas? (By the way, we really need to pay Vegas a visit, fellas.)

What you need to know is basic:
We have to visit Brooke who lives by the willow tree in question. Problem is that we've a riddle to solve and it goes a little something like this:

Metalworks come after, it's within a stone's throw;
We dwelt in the earth many years ago.
To find our King and the magic you require,
First you must find the woman of all man's desire.
There she resides, on an island once majestic,
To hide from her followers in a place most domestic.
Only she holds the secret of which you track,
There beside the Willow Tree, the key, the Crack.


So that's it? I have a block of questionable green cheese that you all have to eat since they made us eat it. Fair, Jack?

Uh. Jack? Do you have anything for a gnome bite to the shoulder?

16th-Apr-2011 03:49 am - Incoming Bondlog Message 15.4.2022.01
GOODY GOODY GUMDROPS
FROM AGENT DR SOLITAIRE TO MANSFIELD UNDERGROUND

FELLOW AGENTS TODAY MARKS A DAY THAT IS IMPORTANT IN ANY YOUNG BONDIAN SPY MAN'S LIFE. NO, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE DAY HE RECEIVES HIS MECHANICAL ARM AFTER HAVING IT BEING EATEN BY WILD MONGEESE. I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE DAY HE GETS TO USE HIS FIRST JETPACK TO ESCAPE EVIL ALBANIAN CLUTCHES. IT ALSO IS NOT THE DAY HE EARNS HIS FIRST BOND OPENING SEQUENCE AND THEME SONG.

TODAY IS AGENT EMILIO LARGO'S BIRTHDAY.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. NAKED BROOM RACES AND PRETZELS WITH JAM AND CHEESE!
13th-Apr-2011 06:55 pm - Incoming Bondlog Message 13.4.2022.01
FROM AGENT THRUST FROST TO MANSFIELD UNDERGROUND

The Willoughby Experience, a spy report

Me fellow spies,

It is with great honour that I come before ye on this fine morning to share the story of Agent Medusa X and my humble ole adventure in the land of cleavage cracks. I shall attempt briefness, for no epic tale canth do justice to such excitement.

Yesterday, Agent X and myself knocked on Lady Wendelyn Willoughby's door. She slammed the door in our faces.

Agent X then used his super Metamorph powers to morph into - wait for it - Wendelyn's former Slytherin housemate, St John Rochester. (whyever did I not receive Polyjuice, I ask? Ahoy, although wait, 'tis a marvellous thing that I didn't because---)

I sneaked around her backyard while Teddy was inside and found - wait for it once more, once again - PARROTS. She has several birds in her backyard - the Willoughby Warblers, aye, I presume - and the Parrot Cage had an abundance of eggs. Albeit most unfortunately Toots returned then and took the eggs away from me.

But then! One cracked in his hands, mateys.

The cracked egg had a message.

With a clue.

The clue said:

"Ask about Flora and Fauna." Simply that, buckos, simply that. "Ask about Flora and Fauna."

I shall allow ye to ask Teddy what Miss Wendelyn said in response to that question when he returned to ask it, because it be too good to be told by third parties.

ALSO VERY MUCH IMPORTANT to ask Toots about how he had the opportunity to touch Wendelyn's mounds. HOW HE HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO GET JIGGY WITH IT AND HE FLED INSTEAD. Do go ahead. Ask. I mean it. HE FLED.

PRITHEE ASK FOR I DO NOT COMPREHEND.
9th-Apr-2011 02:14 am - Incoming Bondlog Message 8.4.2022.01
me - It wasn't the smartest thing i've d, It wasn't the smartest thing i've done
FROM AGENT X TO MANSFIELD UNDERGROUND

All right, mates. We have a problem.

Al should be a full-fledged member of the MU by now. We've let him down. This is something that needs some serious rectifying.

We need an initiation ritual, right? Something that proves his loyalty, trustworthiness, and resourcefulness. His sense of humour and adventure. That's five intiation tasks right there. There's six of us. So why don't we each come up with a task tailored to one of those traits?

E, you could take humour. Omega, trustworthiness? And Frost, loyalty's your bitch. No one could out-loyal you. Thunderball, you could do resourcefulness. And Doc, adventure has your name written all over it. Or I don't care as long as we decide on something.

As for me, I guess I can sit this round out since I'm standing up for his initiation and everything.

Well? Reckon this could work?
6th-Apr-2011 09:45 pm - Incoming Bondlog Message 6.4.2022.01
FROM AGENT EMILIO JAVIER TO MANSFIELD UNDERGROUND


My dad is an Auror for the Ministry, did you know that? And he has access to lots of information. But he's sick, with Viral Magic?

As the good son, I ran an errand for him and walked away with the address for:


(wait for it)

WENDELYN WILLOUGHBY.


Don't piss yourself, Doc? We're going to make a house call.

What's the plan, fellas?
Agent Thunderpants (that's you, Ced?), work on your sticking charms to keep Doc quiet.

Agent Toots, work on your charm. There are Willoughbys for you to talk to.

Agent Thrust Frost, I like your name. Think of something to do?

Agent Omega, do some research on the Willoughbys.





4th-Apr-2011 06:29 pm - Incoming Bondlog Message 4.4.2022.01
FROM AGENT THRUST FROST TO MANSFIELD UNDERGROUND

Ahoy.

To spy or not to spy. That be the question. For Carl.

Art thou in, bucaneer, or art thou out? Art thou willing to face the dangers at sea, at land, and on air, with courage and seriousness and respect to the great shiny art of mansfield undergrounding?

Or art thou going to hang about making faces of contempt and disregard, making fun and mocking - MOCKING, I say! - our institution?

Thou cans't stick around halfway, sprog. Body and soul. In or out. Or inside-out. Me can arrange inside-out.


I suggest thy first task for the initiation ritual be to change that tottering rampallian handwriting.


In others news, what about that pixie dust, eh?
2nd-Apr-2011 12:02 am - Incoming Bondlog Message 1.4.2022.01
THE ONE AND ONLY
FROM AGENT DR SOLITAIRE TO MANSFIELD UNDERGROUND


LOOK LOOK SPY LANGUAGE. WE ARE OFFICIAL. WE'RE LIKE A SPECIAL TASK FORCE FOR THE MI6.

HOW AWESOME ARE THESE? SO AWESOME THEY BLEW THE E OFF OF AWESOME SO NOW IT IS SPELT AWESOM. No, it's still spelt awesome BUT IT SHOULD BE AWESOM. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE.

THE NAME IS SOLITAIRE. DR SOLITAIRE.

I PICKED OUT NAMES FOR EVERYBODY. BE PREPARED TO BE BLOWN AWAY BY MORE AWESOMNESS. No, really.

CEDSO YOU ARE LANCE MOONSTONE, INTERGALACTIC MAN OF SHINY SPACESUITS.
D-BOMB YOU ARE PAPA SHRIEK, INTERNATIONAL MAN OF FLYING ACROBATS.
E-MAN YOU ARE DOMINO HARLEY, INTERCONTINENTAL MAN OF ANDROGYNY.
WRIGHTEOUS YOU ARE THRUST FROST, WORLD RENOWN CRADLE ROBBER.
TEDSTER YOU ARE MEDUSA X, UNIVERSAL QUESTION MARK.

AL, YOU ARE CARL.

OBJECTIONS? TOO BAD. YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED.
31st-Mar-2011 08:36 pm - IO to Cecily only
in mourning, upset
Hey, Cec. How're you feeling? Any better? I have so much I need to tell you Fuck. Are you feeling any better because....

I want you to be better. Full stop. But I also want a bit of a chat. I think maybe that other Izzy...never mind.

Tell me you're feeling better, so.
31st-Mar-2011 09:01 pm - ARTIE PARTY PARTY ARTIE
cosy
So Mums just right now reminded me therell be a PARTY for Artie tomorrow cos itll be his b-day!! PARTY

Also you gotta wish him a great b-day cos even though he LEFT and abandoned me (come back Teddity and Artie ffs), hes still a better bro than any other bro you guys might have so there.

There was a LIST! Where's the list? Oi here. Here found it!

Ana and Aurie and Ethan and Ashley and Zippers
And Nick and Rosie
And Andy and Devvie and Natie and Brianna
And TEDDITY AND ME!
And Pip and Kendrie and Leila
And Katie
And Juliette and Gabe (do we HAVE to invite them Mum?!)

And then on the non-Weasley front there's Morgie! Aaaaand that's the end cos Morgie is all Artie cares about.

KIDDING! Haha! Kidding kidding Artie. There's also Quiggie and Henry and the Iantosaurus and Glee but Glee has no Firelog!

Soooo youre all invited!! Oh wait oh no youre not. You can only come to the party if you wish him a happyhappiest b-day and GIFTIES. He pretends he doesnt luff gifties but everyone luffs gifties.

(Fil? Youre not feeling well but you can come if you want to too. And... well, Bri? Frankity? Auds? If you're not doing anything...!)


Wait. was it supposed to be a surprise party? I dont remember now.


Friday, December 31st, 2021.
28th-Mar-2011 10:41 pm - Way to go, dicksplash.
If you think I'll listen you're wrong.
No, seriously.

Cheers a-fucking-lot for looking after Ethan last night at the pub, I. Cheers again for taking him to see a Healer this morning to have the improvements made to his bollocking face undone. Oh wait. That's right. It was my ass that did that.

So I know what Princess Tit looks like. I'm curious as hell to see how you fared. You at least owe me that. And lunch. I'm fucking starving.





Thursday, 30 December 2021.
26th-Mar-2011 10:51 am - IO to Ian Potter ONLY
Um.

Was there a full moon last night? Something really - well, fucked up happened with Emma. Remember Emma? She dumped me? And thought I was gay?

She decided to test her theory? (And I'm not gay LIKE I SAID.) She got proof. And I'm not sure how that happened, but that's pretty fucked up? Isn't it? That's not how I thought my first time would be.

I feel used?


Wednesday, December 29, 2021
25th-Mar-2011 10:42 pm - Private to Kaleb and Brennan only
Soul wilt thou toss again
I have a medical query, that I wonder if one of you two fine gentlemen, may be able to assist me with. I'm not quite sure, it's serious enough to take to St Mungo's.

Bobby and Lucky are both affected by viral magic, but this is not exactly like that. Lately I can feel a lump, not painful but engorged, in my neck. Is this something to be concerned about?

Kaleb, how are your sisters? Is Aisha acclimating to life beyond Hogwarts? It feels like an ice age ago to me, as if separated by a mist. How is Parvati Maasi?

Brennan, how is Adam?

Tuesday, December 28, 2021
25th-Mar-2011 08:31 pm - Private to Ethan ONLY
Blue trousers, Hiding a smile
Hi.

Look, I know you're not happy with me. You know I'm not happy with you. But...

Can you come over? I have something that I want to give you.

I'm staying with Ai.


Tuesday, 28 December, 2021.
23rd-Mar-2011 11:51 am - IO to the Mansfield Underground ONLY
that's a load of crap.
It is a load of crap, the bit about the Firelogs being toxic. I can only hope you are all aware of that. Back me up, Teddy. Dad is being dragged into the Ministry to face some kind of Board of Health, I can only assume that Uncle George will be facing the same group.

The question that begs to be answered is thus: how will they prove that Firelogs are dangerous? I don't buy it for a second.

Are any of us sick? If they were poisonous in some way, surely the family of Fred and George would be first to get sick. Dad works on these things in our home, after all.

What a load of bollocks.




Monday, December 27, 2021
23rd-Mar-2011 04:38 pm - Viral Magic outbreak. Again.
disbelief
The Ministry has tried to warn society about the harm this little Weasley device is doing to us, hasn't it? Did anyone listen? Of course not. I hope you Firelog-lovers are proud of yourselves.

Paul Parkinson and Connor Malfoy are bed-ridden as we speak. I also hear that the Headmistress' daughter is joining her brother in hospital, and that Adam Goldstein and Gideon Thorne are not feeling well, isn't that right?

I do believe that Purebloods are not the only ones in danger, however. Who else is sick?


Monday, 27 December, 2021.
23rd-Mar-2011 10:25 pm - IO to Fil Corner ONLY
fond
Youre still feeling like hell and a half? Cos I wouldnt mind a Gobstones match, if youre stuck at home.


Monday, 27 December, 2021.
21st-Mar-2011 02:34 pm - Private IO to Kabir only
frown
What the hell did you mean when you told me my surname would not be Turpin????


Sunday, December 26, 2021
19th-Mar-2011 10:32 pm - IO to Juliette Weasley ONLY
quiet moment
Hey.

How's Christmas going for you? If you need an escape from family, let me know. I don't think there's any Weasleys coming round here.


Saturday, December 25, 2021
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