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whoaa [08 Aug 2011|03:22pm]

spaceb0y: how's the crush on david lee roth?
D4N4SCULLYFB1: what?
D4N4SCULLYFB1: I don't have that.
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just a little wu tang. [02 Oct 2009|12:05pm]





of course it is he was in the wu-tang clan

yes, jay-z

yeah, but i heard that ghostface killah is doing some r&b shit

that's because

he got soft

i don't need no r&b shit


and you're not allowed to call him that anymore

he's just "ghost" or "ghostface" now.

he made a public announcement

because he doesn't want his name associated with violence.



which...goes directly against the Shaolin Way of the Wu Tang

i'm disappointed.

haha, i like wu tang because

not only are they really good


their whole image is based on the Chinese Tang dynasty and Taoist Shaolin monks.

this is the best conversation between two white girls that has ever happened.


i feel like we hold the record for most of them

so you have five black men from the ghetto

rapping about being samurais

and conquering the streets via ancient warfare.

i don't know how anyone couldn't think that's amazing.

ahhaha so much amazing



they just came out with a new album too

it's crazy

crazy like a fox

brb laundry dryerness

yeah it's a little like a fox


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back from the dead [06 Sep 2009|05:32am]

D4N4SCULLYFB1: if that were my kid
D4N4SCULLYFB1: she'd never see the light of fucking day.
D4N4SCULLYFB1: ever.
LifeInRepitition: yea, you're oddly old fashioned for your liberal exterior
D4N4SCULLYFB1: until she's 25 and could rent a car.
D4N4SCULLYFB1: hahahaha.
D4N4SCULLYFB1: hahaha like.
D4N4SCULLYFB1: I'm not out there like people think I am
D4N4SCULLYFB1: a lot of people like me
LifeInRepitition: you're like mrs. beaver wrapped inside tank girl
D4N4SCULLYFB1: aren't the way people expect them to be
D4N4SCULLYFB1: hahahhahaa.
D4N4SCULLYFB1: that's an awesome way of putting it.
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muumuus [06 Dec 2008|02:19pm]


TurbulentFactor:  don't know if a standard muumuu could drape all that hate.
annethelonious: i hate when you talk about muumuus.
annethelonious: i really do.
annethelonious: i don't feel like i deserve one.
annethelonious: i don't think i am obese.
annethelonious: apparently, you think so.
annethelonious: please do not talk any more of muumuus, just say, "Kelly, I think you're a fat bitch."
annethelonious: because that's what i hear when you say the word muumuu. to me.
TurbulentFactor: no i think you're a lovely young lady
annethelonious: i think we should not speak of muumuus any longer.
annethelonious: they're wearing thin. and for muumuus, that's a dangerous thing.
annethelonious: very dangerous.
TurbulentFactor: touched a nerve there
TurbulentFactor: I'll never do it again. It is contrary to what i actually think anyway.
annethelonious: you don't just touch nerves, you pluck them from people with pliers.
annethelonious: that's cruelty. that's what i'm talking about.
TurbulentFactor: So I should Keep Talking about that particular article of clouthing at length
TurbulentFactor: Well i'll suggest you wear some different article of apparel than. Any Preferences.
annethelonious: human flesh suit
annethelonious: like catwoman attire, but human skin
annethelonious: and a belt that is studded with tetanus-laced copper spikes, sharp and serrated like sharks' teeth
TurbulentFactor: I was thinking more along the lines of a hat of some kind. Made from more conventional materials.
annethelonious: that works too

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[21 Jul 2008|11:41am]

i3lacklyght: ok
michele shock: hahahahahsdhaha.
i3lacklyght: so long
michele shock: hahah THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
michele shock: hahahahahasdhkjad see ya.
i3lacklyght: HAHAHA
i3lacklyght: ooh snap!
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[08 Jul 2008|08:39am]

unmoving angels (12:00:02 AM): One of the strings got stuck in the hole, too.
unmoving angels (12:00:07 AM): So that took forever to get out.
ChrisMcCreaRules (12:00:09 AM): that's what she said
unmoving angels (12:00:28 AM): Yeah see that might've work had I said "one of the things" or maybe "one of them"
ChrisMcCreaRules (12:00:39 AM): shut up
unmoving angels (12:00:39 AM): But I don't know many girls who put strings in their assorted holes.
ChrisMcCreaRules (12:00:43 AM): tampons
ChrisMcCreaRules (12:00:45 AM): have strings
unmoving angels (12:01:01 AM): Yeah but you don't put the string in first, now do you?
ChrisMcCreaRules (12:01:08 AM): hence it being a problem
unmoving angels (12:01:15 AM): Hm.
unmoving angels (12:01:18 AM): Touché
ChrisMcCreaRules (12:01:19 AM): haha
unmoving angels (12:01:24 AM): You pulled victory out of nowhere for that one.
ChrisMcCreaRules (12:01:27 AM): hahaha
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[29 Jun 2008|01:44pm]

michele shock: dude
michele shock: spiders freak me right the fuck out.
michele shock: they're cool in theory
michele shock: but they're fucking scary.
michele shock: and one of the ones in backyard had built a perfect web.
michele shock: but I hosed it nonetheless.
xDieEmoBoyx: ha there are only two poisonous ones in fl that can kill you
michele shock: brown recluse and black widow?
xDieEmoBoyx: widows and lecuses
xDieEmoBoyx: yeah
michele shock: well I don't care.
michele shock: they looked at me funny.
xDieEmoBoyx: and the recluse takes a long time
michele shock: x 8
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[16 Apr 2008|12:51pm]

HeatedSalmon: Thank you for participating in this Salmon Science Enrichment and Communications Development Center activity. Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
HeatedSalmon signed off at 12:50:45 PM.
HeatedSalmon signed on at 12:50:45 PM.
ChrisMcCreaRules: wat
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[03 Apr 2008|09:03pm]

ChrisMcCreaRules: i'll just have to beast it up and go to work
unmoving angels: BE A MAN
unmoving angels: ( HULK )
ChrisMcCreaRules: i kick the hulks ass
ChrisMcCreaRules: like every morning
unmoving angels: Wrong Hulk.
ChrisMcCreaRules: oh
ChrisMcCreaRules: well i was just using it as a euphamism for masturbation anyways
unmoving angels: Heh. Nice.
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on indian cuisine [13 Mar 2008|01:21pm]

killtheadlights: my mom is obsessed with chicken curry
killtheadlights: she buys it at least once a week.
killtheadlights: and then cooks it, too.
killtheadlights: curry makes you poop, too, doesn't it?
annethelonious: not me
annethelonious: but perhaps another.
annethelonious: i eat a lot of curry though
annethelonious: at least i was
killtheadlights: it's tasty
annethelonious: i know.
annethelonious: mrow.
killtheadlights: hahah
killtheadlights: curry is HOT
killtheadlights: AND SPICY
annethelonious: AND BARELY LEGAL
killtheadlights: LITERALLY SPEAKING
killtheadlights: haha
annethelonious: SO WET AND READY
killtheadlights: OH MY GOD.
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re: that thing I sent'er [07 Mar 2008|12:40am]

annethelonious: man, i can't believe that was from you.
annethelonious: you don't understand how crazy i felt getting a random package from another country without explanation.
annethelonious: it was like an alien pooped in my lap.
michele shock: lmfao
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[24 Feb 2008|10:24pm]

unmoving angels: So I was out last night.
unmoving angels: And I came to a realization about myself.
ChrisMcCreaRules: gay?
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[22 Feb 2008|01:20pm]

[ mood | weird ]

yearning in vain: if the roads arent too bad, want to do something with me tonight?
killtheadlights: i have to open tomorrow morning!
killtheadlights: and if i try to call in, jesse will somehow mindfuck me into backing down.
yearning in vain: well its your call
yearning in vain: but whats the famous lame quote about seizing the day
killtheadlights: i think it's just
killtheadlights: seize the day.
killtheadlights: hahaha
yearning in vain: jerk ahah

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[19 Feb 2008|01:59pm]

michele shock: I want foods =[
michele shock: make me some asshole.
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[18 Feb 2008|11:30pm]

Nubs McKenzie: im better than you
michele shock: no
michele shock: no one's better than me.
michele shock: except lindsay lohan.
Nubs McKenzie: ill let you hold on to your denial, its the last thing you have
michele shock: she's a queen among peasants.
Nubs McKenzie: hahaha
Nubs McKenzie: now thats a good'n
michele shock: thx
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[20 Sep 2007|04:43pm]

michele shock: AHHAHA earlier
michele shock: I went to the store
michele shock: and I said "chris! guess what I bought at the grocery store."
michele shock: and he goes "diapers?"
michele shock: and I was like "fuck you."
michele shock: because it was honey buns.
annethelonious: wow why
michele shock: not diapers.
annethelonious: hahaha
annethelonious: HAHAHAHAHA
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it's just a fact. [14 Sep 2007|02:20am]

evilroboticPOPe: I cut it out and put it on the ghetto salmon cake I made
evilroboticPOPe: I added some garlic, lemon juice, pimento, egg white and bread crumbs and panfried it
annethelonious: there are no pimentos in the ghetto.
evilroboticPOPe: I pictured Al Sharpton loudly proclaiming the last thing you typed
evilroboticPOPe: Brothers and sisters, there are no pimentos in the ghetto, no sir!"
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[19 Jul 2007|08:27pm]

ChrisMcCreaRules: i think adam wants to drive me to the airport next week!
unmoving angels: I think Adam is in Blacksburg, many hours away!
ChrisMcCreaRules: quit being so niggardly, blacksburg boy
unmoving angels: ho ho, it's funny 'cause it sounds like a racial slur.
ChrisMcCreaRules: haha did you hear about that mock funeral they had for hte N Word
ChrisMcCreaRules: (nigger is the n word)
ChrisMcCreaRules: RIP
unmoving angels: I did not, but thank you for clearing that up for me.
ChrisMcCreaRules: ha i googled it
ChrisMcCreaRules: and the first site was a skinhead forum
unmoving angels: Heh, nice.
ChrisMcCreaRules: the NAACP did it
ChrisMcCreaRules: good thing no one can say it now that it's dead...
ChrisMcCreaRules: i'd like to see the tombstone
ChrisMcCreaRules: haha if you google image search "funeral nigger" this comes up

unmoving angels: hahahahahaha
unmoving angels: ohhh wow.
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[22 Jun 2007|12:06am]

michele shock: I'd like to pierce her eyes with my pinky fingers and pop them out like some sort of demented finger puppet.
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[01 Jun 2007|11:26pm]

Brotherhood313: be back in a bit, apparently there is a trojan and i need to boot in safemode to get this crap out
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