My wife and I are enormous chocobo fans. I wark at least ten times a day (though not during sex. Yet.). I would spend cash money to get a chocobo stuffed animal, and when I become a billionare, I swear to God I'll invest heavily in some no-name biotech company and have them create a chocobo race for me. I say all this in all seriousness, I'm afraid. Do what you will with me.