:D

Note, this is not a mod thingie, this is a JILLIAN SAYS moment.

Hay guys! :D

#basementooc
not
#fandomwankery

The slash debate thing ........ will go on for forever, okay. Can we not hash it out in our channel? It shouldn't even be an issue. It's freaking #basementooc. PENIS PENIS PENIS HARBL. Look, we know some people don't like slash. That's cool. Yeah, my RP philosophy is that you should RP whatever the fuck you find fun, in whatever way you fucking want, as long as you aren't actively pissing people off (as in, godmoding). And you should RP those things, in that manner, with other people who feel the same way.

Whether it's slash, specific fandoms, LJ, MUs, .......... Sweet Valley Twins (*boggle*), it's cool. Okay, no, we think you Sweet Valley people are really scary BUT THE THING IS we are not going over to your sandbox and saying so, we are just saying that in the safety of our own sandbox. And if you ASKED me I'd be like ".... oh, ahaha, really, that's neat :D" which would yes, be lying, but POLITE lying, because frankly I have no right to make you feel uncomfortable about what you do; I like writing about men fucking each other in the butt. Or, as it may be, men threatening to fuck people in the eye. Whatever. It's cool. We're cool. Right? See? We're cool. OMG SHUT UP WE'RE COOL OKAY.
  • Current Music
    Dexter Freebish - Leaving Town
:D

OOC: Hay kids!

Apparently we have a reputation as cool kids. I don't know how we got this reputation, because ... we're retarded. Evidence:


the basement is sagetarded, by lust_for_life


And okay, so we're catty about people ... we don't sit around being catty about everyone, just so you know. We're only catty about six specific people. Okay we're occasionally catty about other random people but we don't hold grudges until it's to the point where we've made a goddamn website about you.

DON'T BE SHY! WE DON'T HATE YOU! YET! :D

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Because we haven't done anything fun and Basement lately (OMG KEYMUN COME BACK WE MISS YOU) I think it's time to update the soundtrack, since we've gotten new people and some people have left.

Plz only submit songs for your character if they're actually a basement regular. Don't submit songs for every single one of your alts who occasionally drop by, or used to but don't any longer, or might sometime in the distant future. I will be compiling this. Don't get offended if you're not included.

Gimme a song title, artist, and which character it's for. A link to an MP3 would be even better. You can use YouSendIt to host files for up to a week; YSI is especially good for MP3s.

And like... my server DIED the last time I hosted all of the MP3s, so either I'm not going to include them in the site, I'm going to host YSI links available for download the first couple weeks, or I'd like to spread it out over other servers.

Comments, suggestions, questions? Shoot.
uhm

.... WHAT

[key_to_me] I think it's because I had another "ZOMG YOUR TEETH ARE FALLING OUT" nightmare :\
[Greg_Sanders] oh god I have those :/
[key_to_me] That's the one recurring thing I dream about. :\ My teeth come loose and fall out.
[Jean-Paul] O_o
[key_to_me] and they're HORRIBLE NIGHTMARES. I wake up and I'm practically panicking because I'll be thinking my teeth are gone.
[key_to_me] Not bleeding, just... have fallen out leaving huge gaps.
[key_to_me] It usually happens if I forget to brush my teeth before falling asleep, but last night I did and I dreamed anyway. :\ HATE
[Greg_Sanders] DREAM DICTIONARY IT.
[Jean-Paul] maybe it means "YOU HAVE CANCER".
[key_to_me] ......*PUNCH*
[Jean-Paul] Ow. >_>
[key_to_me] MAYBE IT MEANS YOU NEED PEOPLE TO TELL YOU TO PEE, JPMUN.
[Jean-Paul] ...:O
[Jean-Paul] MAYBE YOU HAVE TEETH FALLING OUT DREAMS WHEN I WET THE BED
[key_to_me] ....DID YOU WET THE BED LAST NIGHT?!
[Jean-Paul] n...o
[Greg_Sanders] WHY THE PAUSE OH GOD WHY THE PAUSE
[key_to_me] SHE HAD TO THINK ABOUT IT
[Jean-Paul] >_>
[key_to_me] OH GOD SHE HAD TO _THINK_ ABOUT IT
[Jean-Paul] WELL
[Jean-Paul] SOMETIMES I FORGET


And then we immediately started talking about pizza with no other transition. *disturbed* XD
  • Current Mood
    ded

*died* OOC room is FULL OF THE FUNNEE lately

[key_is_away] *coughs up a zygote* O_O
[Novak] ...
[Jean-Paul] ...:O
[Jean-Paul] QUICK PUT IT BACK
[Jean-Paul] IT'S LIKE A FISH
[Jean-Paul] YOU HAVE TO PUT IT BACK IN THE BOWL
[Munofmany] ....
[key_is_away] YOU PUT IT BACK IN YOUR BOWL, I DON'T WANT IT IN MY BOWL
[Novak] ...LOSER
* Munofmany eats it.
[Jean-Paul] :O!!!!
[key_is_away] ...........>:O!!!!!!!
[Munofmany] ^___^v
[Donna_SC] :D :D :D
[Jean-Paul] ZYGOTESTICKS
[Munofmany] with ketchup!

EDIT [Jean-Paul] JP: ...*COLLECTS CILLIAN MURPHYS*
[key_is_away] HE SHOULD START A MUSEUM.
[key_is_away] OR A ZOO.
[Jean-Paul] XD or a harem
[key_is_away] He could build enclosures that put them in their natural habitats.
[Munofmany] A...I was gonna say that. *pout*
[Gabriel] *SCREAMS*
[Munofmany] O__O
[key_is_away] Jackson: *is on a plane* >:(
[Donna_SC] Is he a SNAKE?

if you own the washington redskins, you're a cock

So, your friendly mods (sandersrocksit, key_to_me, and lust_for_life) got together and talked about the state of Our Sandbox recently and came to the following conclusions. The basement has been around since April of 2005 and there's been some significant changes between then and now.

We like new people. We love new people. We want you to come to our sandbox and bring some toys and everyone will share and have some lemonade. But bringing the following character archetypes is the metaphorical equivalent of coming to our sandbox and kicking sand in our eyes. Please do not do this. Seriously.

There are certain character archetypes we don't want to see in the basement, either OOCly or ICly, or both. We will try to provide reasons; some of them are simply "Because we said so". This is, after all, our sandbox, and if you don't like it, you are always welcome at #sagesanctuary.

PS- if you're not sure about your character, FEEL FREE TO ASK. We're here to help. We WILL talk things out if you approach us. We won't be like RAWR NYARGH ARGH BLARGH KILL BABIES NYAHAHAHA HAIL SATAN.

  • Characters and muns under the age of 14, or the developmental equivalent thereof in their species, will be kicked out automatically; the allowance of characters between the ages of 14-17 will be considered based on their maturity and attitude.

  • Ridiculously overpowered Mary Sues, or characters who are going to wantonly abuse their magickal powerz. Many of the basement characters have gone through or are living traumatic, dysfunctional lives. Many of our plots could be solved by a Deus Ex Machina "I use my phenomenal cosmic powers to make it disappear". WE DO NOT WANT THEIR PROBLEMS MAGICKED AWAY. If you're not sure whether your character's help will be appreciated, ASK.

  • Overly-innocent, naive, or extremely sheltered people. The Basement is not SEX ED. It is not our job to turn your blushing naive virgin into the raging bisexual slut mobile you want them to be. If another blushing naive virgin comes into the basement, they will not be coddled, THEY WILL BE BOOED OFF STAGE. Unless they're Mary Marvel in which case we'll fuck with you. God that'd be so damn funny.

  • Characters who are going to sit there and be shocked at the displays of debauchery and immorality, and will regard the goings-on with the same level of amusement they would afford a cage full of monkeys flinging poo at each other. That got old a long time ago. We are not here to entertain you or your character. We are not your monkies and you can leave your condescending holier-than-thou attitude at the door.

  • Classy type characters (see above) will probably not be found in the basement, considering the basement is the anti-class. Think before you join the channel. Think about what it's like, and what your character is like. Can you seriously see them coming there and not being out-of-character?

  • No furries.

  • Rapists. 2/3rds of the Modly Trio have been raped. They will kick your character out. For the love of God, we DON'T WANT DRAMA. The basement is NOT FOR DRAMA.


If you have questions, ask us. And if you attempt to sneak in one of those types, we will ban you. We also recommend that everyone go back and read the rules. It's been updated.
  • Current Music
    atom & his package, "if you own the washington redskins"