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This here is a special treat for you all. Just to bring back the memories. It the original copy of the Bad Enough Dudes 1 script. Now there were still alot of improv while we were filming and alot of stuff had to be changed, none the less, this is what started it all. Enjoy. Check back on Halloween for a spooky spoiler random scene script. ohhh.... a ha ha ha haaaaa...

Scene: One

Int. - Oval Office - Morning

The president and a group of Native American leaders are seated around a coffee table discussing lands in the west.

Cut to

President

(to Chief Raincloud Sr.)

"Today is a historic day. Once this bill is signed, 25 billion acres of land will be given to the National Park Service under the management of the Little Running Water Alliance."

Cut to

M.S. - Door being busted open. Out walks the villain and his goons. The goon fan out as the villain starts to speak.

Villain

(in some crazy voice)

"nothings getting signed today Mr. President, at least not if I can have something to say about it"

As the villain finishes speaking, his goons immediately start firing.

Cut to

M.S. - everyone except the president is being shot up. Goons grab the president and mask him.

Cut to

M.S. - door - enemies leave. Villain leader is last to leave, as he leaves he turns his head to Chief Raincloud.

Villain

(in a different crazy voice)

"Your people will never have that land as long as I control the president."

(Villain leaves)

Cut to

C.S. - Rainclouds bleeding corpse - sirens sound and voices of the secret service mumble as the camera slowly zooms into an extreme close up of just Raincloud’s lips.

 

Raincloud

(in slow gasping voice)

"My......, my......, my.....people...will..be..............free."

Cut to

M.S. - Raincloud lifts his hand with all his might and points to a picture of his son on wall or table, then he expires. The camera zooms slowly into the son’s mouth on the picture. (Fade to the real life Raincloud jr.’s mouth he starts to sing)

 

Scene: Two

Ext. - outside KFC - morning

Raincloud Jr. Is singing someone hit wonder from the 80's as he is waiting in the drive through of KFC

C.S. - the car tire (camera is level with ground) - (music is playing in background as he sings to it) the car rolls forward.

Cut to

M.S. - overhead shot of the car. The sunroof is open.

Talking Menu Machine

(in somewhat inaudible telephone voice)

"that will be....umm....uhhh....$4.28 at the first window thank you"

Cut to

MS - of Raincloud from inside car - as the camera cuts to this shot a beeper noise goes off. Raincloud opens the screen to some communications device.

Object

"emergency transmission from Indian War Council... broadcast in... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1..."

"Agent Sac-a-tae-tas, this is agent bad news follows, do you copy?"

Cut to

Raincloud

"What is it this time?"

 

 

Bad News Follows

"You are to report to headquarters. Your father has been killed and the president has been kidnaped."

Raincloud

"I’m on my way"

Cut to

M.S. - side view of the car (Ryan throws drink out sunroof and the camera follows the drink until it disappears high in the sky)

Cut to

(Tires start to screech)

M.S. - (taken from behind drive thru) of the car as it pulls away into the parking lot across the street. Ryan parks car, gets out, and walks into New England House of Pizza.

 

Scene: Three

Int. - inside the lobby of somewhere

Raincloud has a discussion with the committee on president kidnaping, his father’s death, and plans to rescue the president. It is mainly a dialog scene which cuts back and forth between Raincloud and numerous persons.

Cut to

Head Chief

Indian scouts have reports that the enemy is fleeing in a van down by the river.

Cut to

General

We believe they are taking the president to an enemy hideout somewhere in the Jacob Gobbi Desert.

Cut to

Raincloud

Who are they?

Cut to

 

 

 

Intel Officer

From the security photos taken during the massacre, we believe they were a group of thugs hired by this man, Mario Chavez. Chavez is some greedy cattle rancher that would have become very rich if the president hadn’t of taken most of his land to become National Parks and Indian Reservations.

Cut to

Head Chief

"Something must be done."

Cut to

General

"We need someone to rescue the president within the next two hours or else?"

Cut to

Raincloud

"Or else what?"

Cut to

General

"Thee... thee... thee APOCALYPSE OF THE GREAT MOON GOD, Poca-va-john-tis!"

 

Cut to

Head Chief

"Can you handle it distant relative of Geranimo?"

Cut to Raincloud

(deadly silence for a couple seconds)

Raincloud

(in joyous, no trouble in the world voice)

"okay"

Cut to

Head Chief

"should you require our assistance along your quest, press this button"

(small closeup shot of activator)

The camera zooms out to a medium shot and Raincloud makes a heroic stance. He turns around and exits through the door.

 

 

 

Scene: Four

Ext. - Swasey Central School - afternoon

F.S. - looking at main entrance to school.

Raincloud exits doors and walks forwards until he gets to the curb. His head turns to the left to see...

M.S. - (from Rainclouds eyes)

Raincloud sees a ninja pulling a sword out of some random child on the playground. The playground is also littered with the corpses of other just murdered victims (all under the age of 10)

 

Scene: Five

Ext. - Playground - only moments earlier

Title Screen with text

Text

Only moments earlier...

Cut to

M.S. - Ninja running somewhere (for exercise). The ninja glances to the side to see kids playing on a playground

Cut to

L.S. - playground with kids

Cut to

M.S. - ninja trips and hits his head while jogging. He gets up and looks around as if a little confused and dazed.

Cut to

M.S. - of the playground all the kids have somehow morphed into angry orcs and hungry goblins. A loud battle cry is heard from behind the camera. The ninja emerges from behind the camera and charges to the goblins on the playground. A battle sequence ensues with some various other camera angles of each of the kids coming to their death.

Cut to

M.S. or C.S. - of ninja doing a finishing move on the last goblin. All the goblins turn back to human state.

Cut to

(Same shot of ninja pulling a sword out of a dead child from Raincloud’s point of view.)

 

Scene: Six

Ext. - Same Location - afternoonish

C.S. - of front of Raincloud’s face in thought

V.O.

(Deep thought voice)

"Wow wee, that guy took out a few children with his sword as if they were nothing. I could really use a man like that when I’m rescuing the president."

Raincloud

"Hey ninja, you got a name?"

Cut to Ninja’s Face

Ninja

(deadly stare)

(deadly silence)

Cut to

Raincloud

"Oh ho ha, the silent type I see. I could use a man of your talent in my quest to save the world, so how about it partner, you game?"

Cut to

Ninja

(the ninja nods yes then immediately teleports next to Raincloud)

Cut to

 

 

Scene: Seven

Ext. - same basic area - afternoon

M.S. - of duo hiking along the road,. Raincloud senses something suspicious. So he preforms a sight check with some d20 dice and critically roles two 20's. He now sees a van down by the river. The duo investigates. They find a deserted van and footprints that start from the van and follow the river. They follow the trail.

Cut to

L.S. - duo hiking along the trail.

Cut to

L.S. - duo exits trail onto the edge of the Jacob Gobbi Desert (sandpit).

Cut to

 

Scene: Eight

Ext. - Sandpit - afternoon/evening

C.S. - sign

The sign reads

"Welcome to the Jacob Gobbi Desert,

Population: Tire,

Home of the Falling Objects"

Cut to

C.S. - Rainclouds Face

Raincloud

"if only we knew where the enemy was hiding out..... Wait, I see something in the distance."

(Raincloud points to sky)

Cut to

L.S. - zoom to - C.S./M.S. - of Pepsi bottle falling from sky, Pepsi falls onto enemy base and sets off a chain reaction of explosions

Cut to

M.S. - Raincloud & Ninja(back view)

Raincloud

"There’s the hideout. The president must be there. We don’t have much time!"

Cut to

Ninja

(Nods head)

Cut to

Raincloud

"We won’t make it on foot. We need transportation."

Cut to

Ninja

(Nods head)

Cut to

M.S.- Raincloud front view. Takes sand out of pocket. Throws it on ground.

Cut to

M.S.- Ground with no bikes(pause the camera). Two bikes appear.

V.O. Raincloud

"5's on the red one."

Cut to

C.S. - Ninja looks pissed, and grunts looking at girls’ bike that’s left over.

Cut to

C.S. - Girls bike on ground.

Cut to

L.S. - Ninja standing next to bike. Raincloud is already a good deal ahead.

Cut to

M.S. - front view of the ninja. Ninja throws smoke bomb on ground and disappears.

Cut to

L.S. - Raincloud rounds corner in a bike. When he gets to point A(pause), smoke bomb(pause), the ninja appears in cloud of smoke. Raincloud skids out on the bike.

Voice from behind

"So you’ve finally arrived"

Cut to

M.S. - zoom to -C.S. of villains’ face. Villain makes retro pose and funny but evil face.

Villain

"At last I meet my adversary’s face to face. "

Cut to

M.S. - Raincloud.

Raincloud

"Enough chit chat you dirty master of butt beef ranching scoudrelizer...er. Time for you to give us back the president. Where is he? "

Cut to

Villain

"you’ll find out soon enough"

Cut to

Raincloud

"I want to see the president right this instant."

Cut to

Villain

"oh, here now, don’t be hasty"

(zoom out to MS of Villain and president comes to view guarded by goons)

Cut to

C.S. - rainclouds hand pressing a button.

Cut to

Raincloud

"to the president"

(as back up arrives to the rear or the duo)

Cut to

 

Scene: Nine

Ext. - Sandpit - Battlefield - late afternoon

W.S. - side view of a battlefield. The heroes charge from the right of the screen toward the bad guys on the hill. The bad guys, headed by Jason, charge at the heroes from the left side of the screen. Both groups are screaming war cries as they charge. The camera cuts between both parties increasing until they collide as the camera cuts to action from inside the battle. The camera will show lots of swords smashing one another and pistols shooting each other. The camera will show the ninja doing a shinobi type move where he slices multiple combatants, then sheathing his sword as the sword clicks against the sheath, the enemies unfreeze and fall to the ground. There will also be a fight going on between Jason (enemy hero) and good guys.

M.S. - of the ninja teleporting raincloud and himself to next to the president and villain. The duo quickly dispatch there foes and arrest the cattle rancher. The ninja, raincloud, cattle rancher (handcuffed), and the rescued president make there way down the trail to the street where two cars are waiting. One for the president and the other for the cattle rancher that is now in custody.

Fade to

Scene: Ten

End Sequence - varying places and times.

Text Screen

(in Center)

Epilogue

Cut to

C.S. - of president.

V.O.

"The president has been saved"

(president smiles)

"a year down the road, he will loose his reelection to Al Sharpton after his constituants find out he is actually an alien"

(face changes from human to Alien)

Cut to

C.S. - of Raincloud

V.O.

"Agent Pete Sac-a-tae-tas Raincloud, Jr. Becomes chief of many tribe before opening a very unsuccessful Casino and O.D.ing on Flintstones vitamins."

(Raincloud makes a "awe shucks" look)

Cut to

C.S. - of Jason

V.O.

"Jason goes on to become a B-list movie actor making cheesy horror/romantic/driving/action/western movies like Freddy v. Jason and Jason and the Curse of the purple pearl vision glasses. He brings in tons of money and retires only to come out of retirement 7 years later to make a made-for-tv movie about how the governor of Oregon is supposed to single-handedly save the world from a fleet of alien robot pizza cats from Pluto station 58.

(Jason make the catching sound and pulls his arm down like he’s honking a truck horn)

Cut to

C.S. - Rancher/Villain

V.O.

The villain now lived happily with his cell mate, Rosebud, in a super-max prison."

(Looks sort of amused)

Cut to

C.S. - Ninja

V.O.

"After he establishes the Battle Royale and Most Extreme Elimination Challenge in Japan he moves to USA to tame the wild, wild west, but that’s a story fro another time"

(the camera watches as the ninja picks up a cowboy hat and heads out into the sunset)

The END

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