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×Must be within 2 days.
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×Put 'Null and Void' at the end.
[3] Don't post or comment until stamped unless it's your own application.
[4] Be Accepted.
× 3 more yes votes than no.
× Receive stamp.
[5] Promotions and pictures must be behind a <Lj-cut>.


APPLICATION
[ Basics ]
Name?
Location?
Age?
Gender?
Sexuality?
Pets?
Significant other?

[ Favorites ]
TV show?
Bands?
Movie?
Book?
Instrument?
Dorky phrase?
Song?
Quote?
Food?
Writing utensil?
Beverage?
Condiment?
Website?
Pickup line?
Type of cheese?

[ In-depth ]
Are you a dork?

Why are you worthy of this community?

What type of dorky activites do you enjoy?

Write a thirty second commercial advertising yourself.

What brand of dork (band, math, science, art, et cetera) are you?

If you could ask us a question, what would it be?

Who would make the best Ruler of the Universe, and why?

What would you do if you were dressed as the one of the following : banana, cupcake, cracker, broom, or choose one of your own.

Write an interesting solution to this mathmatical problem : 2+2=?

How many dorks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Write a short, creative story about your plot to take over the world.

[ Dorkiest thing to do ]
In the shower?
At the mall?
With your friends?
In the car?
When you are alone?

[ Pictures ]
Provide us with some visual stimulation.

[ Your thoughts ]
Please provide us with a few of your own thoughts.

[ Final Question]
Did you find Waldo?

[ # ]
28_06_42_12____

[ - ]
___aprettydrug
_bornfromawish
_delovely_
_disasterrific_
_jazzyjenn
_see_the_idiot_

[ A ]
abouthipsanck3s
acceber_eillah
adye623
amaranthine1987
amour_vrai
annoyed_god
aquadiva
artisticdork
azn_styl3zz

[ B ]
banazir
bandaidb
basselope55
bitesizedjuli
blackbutterfli
bleakcreation
blind_maharet
blondestranger
bloody_marvy
blueflameslayer
bluewanderer
blueyou
blushing_still
blutige_liebe
bohemian_amour
bruisedbuthappy
burgerkingqueen
burntbuffalo

[ C ]
caffeine_highs
cascade_of_love
catalystdaisy
celticlegend
cheese_taco
cheeznquackers
chemical_laser
clouds_up
connorhea
cortie
crazman333
crazysnicole
creepieoldman
cricketcat7

[ D ]
dalloway9
danii_ellie
danisoccergirl9
darthweez
das_kabinett
deelybopper
demonqueen125
dirt_i_breathe
dointhepanic
drama_dork
duchessofdork

[ E ]
ear_envy
elviscoolie
em0ify0usays0
emmapeel
empatheticcrush
ender642
entropicflux
envyempathy
epiphany_toilet
erikat
eriu
erro_faunus
eschatology84
esoteric79
evening_dew23
extensionofbob
eye_knead_name

[ F ]
faded_zoot_suit
faeriestwilight
fallnintoyou
filozofer
flashsayshi
fluxxie
forbidden_drive
fredskittie
friendosauras
fuzakeru

[ G ]
gabriel_dreams
gackts_my_bitch
geekeh
gianduia
gone_b4_u_wake
guarded_storm

[ H ]
hakkai_duo
hapily_deranged
hazelbunny
helenangel
hippofatcow
hoosegow_girl
housequake
hugsnotdrugs4me
huma_hula

[ I ]
i_taste_god
iluvubutplzdie
imacloud_888
inthis_city
irisamelia
irismidnight
irockurcoolsox
ivyrose_13

[ J ]
jackinthebox105
jacobitesapphie
jazzy_babe
jeggish
jewel_encrusted
joecool_lemming
jordanfstop
jovialpaste
jozabad

[ K ]
kabskawtpayb
kaisercrazy
kaizokumayu
kandykween
karios
katanisk
keylolo
kileaiya
kingofbouncers
kirby45
kirili
klatimer
kltrip5361
koolaroo
kplzthx
kuenzi
kungxfucandy
kur
kyleesaurus

[ L ]
lady_adrian
lambobrat
laquered
lets_catch_fire
liveforlucifer
loudxmouse
lp_drumline7
lucidconfusion

[ M ]
m00se_frenzy
maliceinchains
manifestnonsens
maru_maru
megoofynotyou
meowchica
midnight_steph
mikerox08
minnakoda
missmoxy
missymossop
mithfalas
moomercows
morallyreclined
morning_town
ms_dolyn_to_you
myrisqueromance
myusernamesucks

[ N ]
nanashipt
naryave
nijuukyugou

[ O ]
ocean_symphony
oceansofnoise
odfigs
ohparade
ohwhatcontrast
olde_skool
orrostar
osudorkette
oxymoronicism

[ P ]
paranoid_gurlie
peridotgem
perrywinkle692
pestus
petitepineapple
phoenix39
pieces0fmyheart
pink_flowerpots
pinkcilicone
pinkmoonisland
pipsiko_stein
plasticgods
ponta1anime
portions_foxes
proloto
pseudo_villain
pyro19

[ Q ]
q_tip_maxwell
queen_ensemble

[ R ]
rachy_doodles
rainechan
ratoncongata
reallyinl0ve
red0wing0fan
resol37
ribbit_chic
rica_blah
rockkicksass
romanticxnight
rpg___nut
runaway___

[ S ]
sammiroo
saying_hello
scianaphobia
sentimentation
serenebean
sexylilme6963
shadoweddreamer
sharpiebabie
shay_inlove
sheiswallflower
shoppinfreak
silver_whisper
silvergods
singinsquirrell
sinistrous
siriuspotter
skankinfever
slabby
slappytanker
slash_a_holic
sleepy_geeky
smegalicious
smurfy_steph
snapes_wolfie
somniummemories
sopraffina
spacec0wb0y
sparkyz
spinto
sra33
stannerz
starstepher
starstruck_16
stoic_failure
strange_duck
stybba
subtly_modded
summonerlaura
sunday_dream
sunnyd137
sxe_robot
syly_syl
syntheticbliss

[ T ]
tabula_xrasa
teamouse
textilesdiva
the_ox_of_87
the_rainjane
theblumuffin
tipsytheturtle
tokimi
toot_ricky
toxic_abyss
triangle_box
truly_savvy_ehh
try_me_
twirlandswirl

[ U ]
ubiquit0us
unsold_capacity

[ V ]
vampyregrrl

[ W ]
wannabe_sedated
weathered_veins
weblazeawayy
why_so_cliche
wishingitwasyou
wolkenstreit
wrangle

[ X ]
x_carnivale_x
xbedxoxliesx
xdeadxcellx
xmyluvimposiblx
xpinyourwings
xshatterdlifex

[ Y ]
- empty -

[ Z ]
zxaty

 
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Valentine's Day [Monday
February 18th, 2008 at 2:31am]

sparkyz
[ mood | loved ]

What do computer geeks do on Valentines Day?

Oh, that's right.
This.Collapse )

omgwtflol

[Tuesday
February 12th, 2008 at 10:39pm]

sicnarf
Happy early valentine's day.Collapse )
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[Thursday
January 17th, 2008 at 5:47pm]

lambobrat
[ mood | bouncy ]

Sooo this is random...but I had to share the dorkiness...my bf and I have basically planned our next 3 years of Halloween in college...*coughgogatorscough*

Next year we're definitely going as Ash and Misty from Pokemon...we're pretty excited. I got him Ash's hat for x-mas..hehe, it's a start :D Not sure how we're going to get the rest, but it'll happen...mmmhm :)

Junior year is either going to be Link/Zelda or Mario/Princess Peach...not sure...opinions?

And for our last year..Han Solo/Princess Leia..*squee*

Then we remembered Hermione/Ron, but decided we could dress as them when the new movies open in theaters...

YAY for dorktastic relationship fun!!!

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Humor? [Wednesday
January 16th, 2008 at 9:16pm]
chemical_laser
[ mood | curious ]

I was in the Washington DC area again this week.  It was OK.

A potentially amusing anecdote:

When I went to check into my hotel the front desk clerk asked me for a picture ID.  I showed her my driver's license and she jokingly noted that the picture didn't look like me.  I replied that I had lost a bit of weight since the picture had been taken (it's true - about 20 lbs since October).  She said that that was cool and asked how I did it.  I said that I did it the old fashioned way - eat less and exercise more.  She smiled.  I waited a few moments and added "That, plus a $500 a day heroin habit really made the weight melt away"  My colleague who was standing next to me choked and gave a hearty laugh.  I thought it was pretty funny too.  Later, the desk clerk said that she would pray for me.

Later, when I told DW about it, she said that I was an idiot. 

So - a poll:

Poll #1122504 Funny or stupid?

Funny or not?

Very funny
14(48.3%)
Moderately funny
6(20.7%)
Slightly amusing
6(20.7%)
Childish and stupid
2(6.9%)
Deeply disturbing
1(3.4%)

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When I supposed to be buying birthday presents... [Tuesday
January 15th, 2008 at 10:57pm]

phoenix39
[ mood | content ]

I finally got some money, so after school on Monday, I rushed right over to the mall, which is a good hour out of my way, through the slippery and snow covered streets, ran into Hot Topic and grabbed the last Zelda: A Link to the Past Triforce Necklace in stock and I have not taken it off since then. Whenever I feel out of it, I just remind myself that the power of the Triforce will guide me!

A link to the necklace

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[Friday
January 11th, 2008 at 8:40pm]

bleakcreation
Is it a bad sign that you can have long-winded discussions about Kevin Costner's gills and not feel the least bit dirty afterward?
omgwtflol

:OOOO [Tuesday
January 8th, 2008 at 7:59pm]

morning_town
I has a sekret.
Let me shows you it.

Not actually lulz inducing.Collapse )
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[Monday
January 7th, 2008 at 7:01pm]

oceansofnoise

Am I a dork?Collapse )

Null & Void

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[Thursday
January 3rd, 2008 at 10:26pm]

scianaphobia
http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20080103/sc_space/mustseemeteorshowerfridaymorning

Hahah, finding out this news made my day.
I am truly an astrodork.
omgwtflol

[Tuesday
January 1st, 2008 at 3:15am]

twirlandswirl
Off topic, but I have to tell the world, because I am so excited:

HE PROPOSED TONIGHT! I, of course, said yes. eeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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[Saturday
December 29th, 2007 at 4:49pm]

nanashipt
Am I a dork?Collapse )

Null & Void

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origin of lolcats [Saturday
December 22nd, 2007 at 6:09am]

jordanfstop


flickr of the comics:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/apelad/525323607/in/set-72157600296941365/
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I know I've been gone a long time [Wednesday
December 19th, 2007 at 9:33pm]

textilesdiva
And I'm sorry for that.

But while thinking of ways to share this picture from tonight, I was like 'wow, this is some nerdlove right here...oh! AYAD!'

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For all those Band/Video game dorks out there... [Tuesday
December 18th, 2007 at 12:08pm]

spacec0wb0y
Cal Band's Halftime show from last month...
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Wow [Tuesday
December 18th, 2007 at 2:43am]

_disasterrific_


More at
Mega64.com
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A storieeee [Monday
December 17th, 2007 at 10:14pm]

morning_town
So, I guess Comment Writing wasn't to splendid of an idea, but it was fun, and yay to everyone who commented!
(Hopefully no one read the comments.)

And now, here is the story...

Once apon a time there was a girl named May. She lived near these woods where
she would pick flowers. One day while picking flowers she found strange tracks
which she followed. May followed these strange tracks deep into the woods
until she reached a...

...carcass of a peculiar animal; she had never seen anything like that in her
biology textbooks before. Always the scientist, she pinched her nose and leaned
in for a closer look. She didn't need to look too closely to see the burn
marks around the...

...neck of the man; it looked as if the noose had been tightly tied, and when
his body dropped the rope had chafed away the skin completely. Nauseated, she
turned away and...

...ran to the nearest playground, which was full of delightful children's play
things. However, she was unhappy to play when...

...a violent storm which had apparently been brewing all day started to pour
rain all over the cucumber sandwiches and lincoln
logs. The sandwiches were soggy and she was still hungry! However...

...her problem was quickly solved when she saw the ice
cream truck pull up at the corner; she darted over and ordered a chocolate
ice cream cone. Gleefully she ran her tongue along the top and sides of
the...

...delicious ice pop. It was cherry flavored, her favorite! This was her first ice
pop since she lost her brother at the park, and she took her time savoring it.
Later on, with juice dripping down her hands and face, she turned and
saw...

a lion! He was looking at her in a terrible sort of way and then she realized...
this was a lion that loved cherry ice pops! He narrowed his eyes...

... and smashed her to the ground. She screamed, and cried out for help.
Luckily, Spider-Man happened to be in the neighborhood and, with that rather
tacky web-slinging thing he's so famous for, swept her away. She grasped
Spidey and they swung to...

the nearest 7-11 to get slushies. Spidey took a big slurp and was struck down
with intense brain freeze. Then along came Miss Muppett eating her curds and
whey, she offered Spidey some, and he greatfully accepted them. Before long,
they had fallen madly in love..

So they held hands and ran all the way home where the had some hot and
steamy...tea. And scones. After a rousing game of Tiddlywinks they went upstairs
and came across three beds. The first bed was simply too small (yes, a bed can
be too small for two people), the second bed was like laying in quicksand. The
third bed was just plain terrible, so they trotted back downstairs and played
Guitar Hero happily ever after.




XD I just read it and it is indeed funny!

Personally I like the bit in the beginning, regarding the dead animal. But I'm twisted like that.
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new [Monday
December 17th, 2007 at 12:24pm]

leftover_lucy
Am I a dork?Collapse )

Null & Void

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look what I made for my BF [Tuesday
December 11th, 2007 at 7:56pm]

loudxmouse
WoW relatedCollapse )
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:P [Monday
December 10th, 2007 at 10:12pm]

morning_town
It's December!!

The Comment Writing is still open and waiting for people to help the story along.

Click here!


It's fun! Just follow the rules and let's finish this story. :P I don't wanna leave it hanging.
omgwtflol

We need posts, so... [Wednesday
November 28th, 2007 at 12:58am]

unsold_capacity
Is it wrong that my boyfriend and I cuddle in World of Warcraft? We think it's "retarded," yet "cute." Thoughts?
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