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Oomi grunted, annoyed as she wiped the side of her hand. The top right corner of her diary page- where the date should have been was replaced with a dark black smudge. Eyebrows knitted, she wadded up the piece of toilet tissue she had used earlier to blow her nose. Satisfied that she removed as much of the ink she could, she threw the tissue into the wastebasket at the foot of her desk. Just then an idea popped into her head.
"OMIGOD, why didn't I think of this sooner," she mumbled excitedly to herself.
Oomi picked up the pen, forgetting about the ink smudge entirely and began to translate into alphabet, punctuation, nouns and adjective.
"One day I will take over and rule the toilet paper industry with great gusto. This is my proclaimation!"
A wry smile curved her lips.
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