Hohan's Next Cinematic Crime

You may remember last summer, when the stalkerazzi took those infamous BJ-in-a-boat pics, and Lindsay got chided by some studio CEO over her poor work ethic.

Well, seems they managed to squeeze a movie out of all that:

UPDATE: Some reviews of this waste of celluloid:


(Links to other reviewers;RT.com gave it a 20% rating[rotten!])

LL = The Next ANS?

Just channel-surfed into CNN's Glenn Beck program - he was talking with Danny Bonaduce about celeb gossip; DB suggested that Lindsay - not Britney - could end up being the next Anna Nicole. Comments...?

LiLo's Rep in Hollywood Worsens

from thesun.co.uk

January 27, 2007

LINDSAY LOHAN is proving very unpopular in Hollywood at the moment.

Top stars including JACK NICHOLSON and MORGAN FREEMAN have all told their agents to turn down flat any movie with her name on it.

The old guard think she is just a stupid minor celeb who brings shame on their profession and hope that if they stick together she will get shut out. [Countdown to end of career...10...9...8...7...]

Meanwhile, she’s just as unpopular at her Alcoholics Anonymous group. Their meetings are supposed to be secret — hence the name — but when Lindsay goes to her group she always has a string of snappers in tow.

Understandably, the other recovering boozers feel they are being compromised.

Lindsay Goes To Rehab (it was bound to happen...)

from starmagazine.com

La Firecrotch and her enabling Cool-Party-Mom,Dina(left)

January 17, 2007

Lindsay Lohan, 20, has entered rehab, the actress confirmed in a statement, released on Wednesday by her publicist Leslie Sloane.

"I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health," Lindsay said in the statement, released by her publicist Leslie Sloane. "I appreciate your well wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time." A source tells Star, Lindsay entered L.A.'s Wonderland rehab facility.

Shortly after Lindsay's statement was released, her manager-mom Dina told Star’s David Caplan, "I'm so proud of her. She's really in a good place right now, spiritually and mentally. She's in an amazing, phenomenal place. She's 20 and she's solid, and she's doing what she needs to do. I don’t know that many people who are that secure. It's all about her, and getting back on track. She's fine — she’s amazingly fine."

Good for you, Lindsay! We’re rooting for you! [That's the Star's opinion,of course]

Meanwhile, another source tells Star exclusively that Lindsay checked herself into rehab after an intervention with her family and executives from the movie she’s working on, I Know Who Killed Me. “The movie executives said they had a major issue with getting her insured for the film and threatened to sue her for between for between $3 million and $5 million for the delays her constant absences were causing on the set,” the source tells Star. “Lindsay’s family and other people she works with sat down with her last night and convinced her she had to go into rehab to save herself professionally and personally. She couldn’t afford to have another letter come out about how she was being unprofessional and missing work on the set.”

Lindsay has been in a rapid decline, health-wise, since leaving the hospital on January 5, after having her appendix removed, adds the source. “She left the hospital with several painkillers on her; that was her downfall -- she was using the painkillers and continuing to go out and drink. She woke up each morning exhausted and feeling sicker than ever.”

The source adds that the rehab facility where Lohan is staying -- the $1,750 per day Wonderland Center in Laurel Canyon, just outside downtown LA -- will allow Lindsay to continue working on her movie during the day. She will check into the facility but will be allowed to leave during the day, and will return to the rehab clinic in the evenings and on the weekend.
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Lindsay Does New Year's

by Melvin Crabtree, from the blog Crabbie's Hollywood

It just ain't a party until Lindsay Lohan shows up, looking like a color-blind bodybuilding prostitute. She doesn't appear to be holding a bottle of water in this picture however. Maybe her New Year's resolution was to stop lying.

What's Lindsay thinking in this picture?

a) "It's so sad that the other reindeer wouldn't play with Rudolph, just because he had a red nose. I wish I had a red nose that lit up like Rudolph's, then I could see in my closet without turning the light on."

b) "If we follow the logic of Descartes, then whatever can be doubted must be rejected. And once we take away all the layers of opinion that cloud our view of the truth, we are left only with the fact of doubting itself, and the inference that something must exist to do the doubting, therefore I, who doubt, must exist!"

c) "A knife. No, a gun. No - poison. Yeah. I'll slip it in her drink when she's not looking. Then when everyone comes running over I'll sneak out the back. Then that bitch Paris will know not to f#$% with me anymore."

d) "My God, I am such a whore."

e) "Maybe your snatch isn't the best place to stash candy bars for later."

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AND...check out This Link for a list of all the guys La Lohan has(supposedly)been linked to in '06...Yeah,it amazed me too.

Happy '07,everyone!


Ok ...so check this out...cuz of the whole drug ordeal ...she's been gay enough to say that SHE THINKS SHE WILL HELP AMERICA WITH EDUCATION????...EXCUSE ME????...WTF...that child can't even read...she can't dress... Ok listen if she's was smart enough ...she'd hear america crying and commiting suicide just not to hear about her. Those poor disney kids...::shakes head in dissapointment:: Yea...what not she thinks she's god?...That not only can she get guys like sneezes (fergie inspired ^_^) dress like a freakn fashion plate, make many movies, do drugs and not get in trouble for it?...I mean honestly that kid is fucked up ...SHE'S NOT IMMORTAL!!! i mean ok ...Nicole Richie got busted for DUI...oh...my god...but no lindsay (wink) She got caught with drugs...and didnt get in trouble for gods sake...lock her in a small rusty cage for 2 years...have her go insaine and see what she does...prob jump off a cliff or something. But hey...please...PLEEEAAAAASEEEEE don't even think about putting her name and education together ...its a sin... oh...btw MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE ^_^ <3
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