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homeland

A decree

Okay punks, I'm your new master, a great and impressionable master. Impress me with your wit, paintshop skillz, boredom, whatever you have, but remember one thing: your disdain and hatred of all things gay. As a reward, I shall bestow upon you the title of proto-moderator, and you shall have the power to moderate and ban to my heart's content.

Go forth and do your worst…

Addendum: If from the activity of this decree there emerges three prize-worthy haters, there will be a showdown to eliminate one. If from the activity of this decree there emerges two prize-worthy haters, these two will face one another for a showdown purely for my amusement. The winner becomes proto-moderator, the loser something else, but both will basically have the same privileged: the right to call the rest of you punks what you are—punks.