I shall cry in a corner of despair as I eat the last of my Milanos and randomly acquired sausage.
Delpy, my darling. Our liver journal e-child is dying.
THE HUMANITY OF IT ALL.
Where did that failure of a human being go? That chick that would post constantly and just show pictures of her new outfits? Oh wait, I banned her a long time ago. Nevermind. All humor is lost.
This community was made on a whim to find the scum of the earth but unfortunately all we got were carbon copies of the same person applying after awhile. 90% of you guys are lamer than the ones that joined madradhair or whatever the hell. Get some character.
Just so you know, this is why I've come out of my cave:
Delp: god, you've got to help me put another rating out of its misery
Me: what's with it now?
Delp: i dont know
Delp: its just staggering on
Delp: in a godless state of dexcay
Delp: its sickening
Me: I'll destroy it
Delp: make a post about it though
Delp: this has to be formal
Delp: our bastard love child needs a formal burial
Me: I dont remember my hiplikecherries password
Delp: and a post about how it was a joke and a social experiment and everyone who's joined it fails are live miseabely
Delp: you know, something mean for no reason
Delp: at life*
Delp: god i hate this lag
Me: One or more errors occurred processing your request. Please go back, correct the necessary information, and submit your data again.
* Your IP address is temporarily banned for exceeding the login failure rate.
Delp: you tried to rape the wrong app this time
Me: now I know
Me: I should have just hit "forgot password"
Delp: THIS IS ANOTHER RATING, KING OF THE JEWS
Delp: WHAT DO YOU WANT OF THIS MAN?
Delp: PUT HIM TO DEATH
Delp: WHAT HAS HE DONE?
Delp: PUT HIM TO DEATH!
Delp: now say "i wash my hands of this"
Me: what the shit is that post?
Delp: fione, gosh, you ruined everything.
Delp: i dont know
Delp: see what i mean?
Delp: I LIKE HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS
Delp: has been typed for the last goddamn fucking time, if i have anything to say about it.
Me: I dont know how to end it
My life is inane, so are all of yours. No one cares.