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Alan: I loved that phrase you used, it was very clever -- "revolution not evolution".
Tony: No, it was the opposite. "Evolution not revolution".
Alan: Well, whatever. Because that is me. I evolve, but I don't ....... revolve. Or vice-versa. I suppose what you're trying to say is, you don't want another Chris Evans on your hands.
Tony: No, that is what we want.
Alan: I'm your man!
Alan - scum

back on stage..

Steve Coogan is Alan Partridge and Other Less Successful Characters - Tour 2008

Wednesday 1st Oct, '08, Thursday 2nd Oct, '08
Venue: Stoke-on-Trent Victoria Hall

Friday 3rd Oct, '08
Venue: Oxford New Theatre

Saturday 4th Oct, '08
Venue: Wolverhampton Civic Halls

Sunday 5th Oct, '08
Venue: Derby Assembly Rooms and Guildhall

Wednesday 8th Oct, '08, Thursday 9th Oct, '08
Venue: Nottingham University

Friday 10th Oct, '08, Saturday 11th Oct, '08
Venue: Blackburn King George's Hall

Monday 13th Oct, '08
Venue: Liverpool Echo Arena

Wednesday 15th Oct, '08, Thursday 16th Oct, '08
Venue: Ipswich Regent

Friday 17th Oct, '08, Saturday 18th Oct, '08
Venue: Bristol Colston Hall

Monday 20th Oct, '08, Tuesday 21st Oct, '08, Wednesday 22nd Oct, '08
Venue: Norwich Theatre Royal

Thursday 23rd Oct, '08, Friday 24th Oct, '08, Saturday 25th Oct, '08
Venue: Southend Cliffs Pavilion

Friday 31st Oct, '08, Saturday 1st Nov, '08
Venue: Cardiff Wales Millennium Centre

Monday 3rd Nov, '08, Tuesday 4th Nov, '08, Wednesday 5th Nov, '08
Venue: Manchester Apollo

Monday 17th Nov, '08, Tuesday 18th Nov, '08
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall

Friday 21st Nov, '08
Venue: Brighton Centre

Wednesday 26th Nov, '08, Thursday 27th Nov, '08
Venue: Blackpool Opera House

Friday 28th Nov, '08
Venue: Bournemouth Village Hotel

Tuesday 2nd Dec, '08
Venue: Aberdeen Exhibition Centre

Wednesday 3rd Dec, '08
Venue: Glasgow SECC

Friday 5th Dec, '08, Saturday 6th Dec, '08
Venue: Newcastle Journal Tyne Theatre

Saturday 13th Dec, '08, Sunday 14th Dec, '08
Venue: Leeds Grand Theatre & Opera House

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Me June 07

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That kissing sound wasn't someone kissing me, or kissing a cock, it's simply  a cockerel, I mean  it's simply a way of saying it's Valentine's day, a day on which Mr. Al Capone ruined a romantic night out for many diners by massacring them. Died of syphilis, he did, so there is some justice. 

Anyway, time for me now to hand over to a man who hopefully will not be massacring anyone this evening or indeed killing them with syphilis, is Monsieur David Clifton.