Register Monkey (registermonkey) wrote in _against,
Register Monkey

Because I love people so much, especially people with cell phones glued to their faces

As always, the joy of working third shift in a gas station is: no co-workers, no management; so I can do just about anything I want.

So last night I taped a sign to the counter.

It read like this:

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Customers who are engrossed in their cell phone conversations and paying no attention to their transactions will be deliberately shortchanged and/or overcharged.

Thank you for shopping here!

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A lot of people read it, laughed, and thought I was joking. I wasn't.
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