Stupid crisis line told me "Well, sorry, honey, but guys just don't DO that anymore."
But they do. I know they do. I've seen friends get them.
I wish I don't go my whole life without getting a little piece of cute paper with lots of nice stuff written on it just for me.
It's not like I'm asking for an expensive car, or anything extravagant. Just a letter.
And I wish I could get one soon, while I'm still pretty.