Toastersex is a state of mind. It is also your home land. By joining your forfeit all rights and pledge allegiance to this glorious country.
Rule number one: There are no rules. Rule number two: We own your souls. Rule number three: You do not talk about Toastersex. Rule number four: THESE RULES ARE LAW
THE CLASS SYSTEM
You must fill out an application if you wish to change your rank. You may be demoted at any time. New members begin as Citizen.
Leader Member of the Board of Shadowy Figures Member of the Presidential Advisory Board Member of the Authoritarian Council Member of the Bureaucratic Office of Applications Executive of the Public Good Director of Partying Down Benefactor of the State Well-respected Member of Society Citizen Hobo Outcast
APPLYING TO A NEW RANK
You may apply to any position you wish, but you will most likely not be accepted if it is more than one slot higher than your current rank. Unless we like you.
Fill out the following form and post it publicly to the community UNDER AND LJ CUT JESUS FUCK:
Your name: A: S: L: Current rank: Rank applying to: Time spent at current rank: Qualifications: FOR THE WIN: “A DEAD VAGINA IN THE ___________”: