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TOASTERSEX

Toastersex is a state of mind. It is also your home land. By joining your forfeit all rights and pledge allegiance to this glorious country.


THE RULES

Rule number one: There are no rules.
Rule number two: We own your souls.
Rule number three: You do not talk about Toastersex.
Rule number four: THESE RULES ARE LAW


THE CLASS SYSTEM

You must fill out an application if you wish to change your rank.
You may be demoted at any time.
New members begin as Citizen.

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Leader
Member of the Board of Shadowy Figures
Member of the Presidential Advisory Board
Member of the Authoritarian Council
Member of the Bureaucratic Office of Applications
Executive of the Public Good
Director of Partying Down
Benefactor of the State
Well-respected Member of Society
Citizen
Hobo
Outcast


APPLYING TO A NEW RANK

You may apply to any position you wish, but you will most likely not be accepted if it is more than one slot higher than your current rank. Unless we like you.

Fill out the following form and post it publicly to the community UNDER AND LJ CUT JESUS FUCK:


Your name:
A:
S:
L:
Current rank:
Rank applying to:
Time spent at current rank:
Qualifications:
FOR THE WIN: “A DEAD VAGINA IN THE ___________”:


NEW MEMBERS

You must apply to “Citizen” to get in. DO IT


CURRENT MEMBERS

Leader
NEENYscience_box
PLUS
LEIAleialeia


DISCLAIMER!
This is not a rating community.
This is not some lame roleplaying game.
The rest of this thingie is to be taken as a joke.
But seriously though, you have to apply and stuff.

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