Sola scriptura. (wind_up_cars) wrote in __takexmyxheart,
Sola scriptura.
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I shit you not.



oh my mornings: i wish i was a boy
oh my mornings: just so i could kiss boys and photograph myself.
oh my mornings: if i ever grow a penis
oh my mornings: that's the first thing i'm doing.
abackward scheme: hahaha
abackward scheme: you could be a lesbian but thats not as cool as being a gay boy
oh my mornings: i know right.
oh my mornings: dude.
oh my mornings: tell katie and all her friends to stop being lesbians on myspace.
abackward scheme: katie...
abackward scheme: who's katie.
abackward scheme: i know who
abackward scheme: but i dont
abackward scheme: or do i
abackward scheme: no one knows
oh my mornings: haha
oh my mornings: it's like.. rachel's friend
abackward scheme: oh yeahhhh
oh my mornings: and all their pictures on myspace are all... girls kissing girls!
abackward scheme: haha i know
oh my mornings: i don't kow why that's not bad with guys.
oh my mornings: but it's not.
oh my mornings: like
oh my mornings: i can't even think of one liable reason.
oh my mornings: but it's totally not cool with girls.
abackward scheme: haha its cause guys get off watching girls kiss.
abackward scheme: well thats my reason
abackward scheme: and it just looks slutty with girls
oh my mornings: hhaa
oh my mornings: girls shouldn't exist.
abackward scheme: but then i'd be a guy
oh my mornings: so would i. and i'd make out with you.
abackward scheme: hahaha
abackward scheme: thats a weird concept
abackward scheme: that if we were all guys
abackward scheme: it would be one total make out fest
oh my mornings: we'd just fucking make out 24 7!
abackward scheme: duh
oh my mornings: oh lord
oh my mornings: haha
oh my mornings: that's be great
oh my mornings: and then we'd all die
oh my mornings: and there's the end of the human race
abackward scheme: hha
abackward scheme: no kidding
oh my mornings: and all we have to show for it, is a make out fest
abackward scheme: but can you imagine old guys making out?
abackward scheme: like after you turn 30 it gets gross
oh my mornings: haha
oh my mornings: i know
oh my mornings: that's why
oh my mornings: it's like
oh my mornings: against the law to be old
abackward scheme: haha but we all know i like older men
abackward scheme: well one
oh my mornings: so once you turn 31(unless you're still hot)
oh my mornings: we burn you
abackward scheme: ahahaha
oh my mornings: haha


I felt I should share that.

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