Name: Sir Kyle
Location: Palm Bay, FL
Diseases contracted: None
What is your opinion on people with piss-colored hair? I no longer see color in piss
Would you ever dye your hair the aforementioned color? No
What the fuck are you going to be when you grow up? The worlds' greatest bass player. Fucking ever.
Would you fuck Sarah before you grow up? Possibly
Have you owned a Tamagotchi? Yes
Is Coke better than Pepsi? yes
How insanely white is Vanilla Ice? Whiter than the coldest skin on my white, white ass.
Charmin or Charmin ultra? Ultra
Bill Cosby or Eddie Murphy? Eddie Murphy, before the shitty kids films
Which Baldwin brother? Alec
Tums or Pepcid AC? Tums
Which Olsen twin is less evil? Mary-Kate, at least she's trying to rid the world of herself by means of starvation
Name four bands that do not suck in alphabetical order: Children of Bodom, Killswitch Engage, Mudvayne, Strapping Young Lad
Why would Sarah make a great president? Nice boobies?
And if she was president, would you move to Canada? Sure. why not.
Write out a lust confession (like the ones on notproud.com): Here little chicken... .
What poptart flavor owns them all? Cherry
Why should we accept you? I am the almighty Chicken Man
Gay men or gay women? Gay Men. (even though I like women)
Would you consider letting yourself be gangprobed? yes
Say something positive about George W. Bush: Wow, who knew a guy with such a flaccid penis could go on to do such great things. Bush Sr. must be proud.
Go on Paint and paint something entirely random, upload it, and post it here: PAINT?!?!??!?!
Post a picture of yourself so I know you're not an ugly cunt: An ugly cunt. I don't have one of those...
Name: Sir Kyle