Location: Away from you.
Diseases contracted: Paranoid schizophrenia. Contracted from my second personality.
Sex: Not with you.
What is your opinion on people with piss-colored hair? Death = The Final Solution.
Would you ever dye your hair the aforementioned color? Fuck you.
What the fuck are you going to be when you grow up? Dominatrix.
Would you fuck Sarah before you grow up? If I had a dick.
Have you owned a Tamagotchi? No.
Is Coke better than Pepsi? Yes.
How insanely white is Vanilla Ice? More white than Sarah is hot. Scratch that. Not possible.
Charmin or Charmin ultra? Ultra, bitches.
Bill Cosby or Eddie Murphy? ...Cosby.
Which Baldwin brother? Klein.
Tums or Pepcid AC? Bullet.
Which Olsen twin is less evil? The non-living one.
Name four bands that do not suck in alphabetical order: Bob Rivers Corp., Confederate Railroad, and I am way too lazy for this.
Why would Sarah make a great president? Hotness + rants = control of world.
And if she was president, would you move to Canada? Only to plant the explosives.
Write out a lust confession (like the ones on notproud.com): Last summer, I sneaked into Sarah's room and masturbated while smelling her panties and staring at her Malcolm McDowell poster. She still doesn't know.
What poptart flavor owns them all? Smore.
Why should we accept you? Fuck you, I am a co-founder of the community.
Gay men or gay women? Women to watch, men to mock.
Would you consider letting yourself be gangprobed? By Sarah.
Say something positive about George W. Bush: He's Republican.
Go on Paint and paint something entirely random, upload it, and post it here: ^^See the reason I should be accepted^^
Post a picture of yourself so I know you're not an ugly cunt: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^