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Monday, June 27th, 2005
6:45 am

virus_216_suriv

Name: Sir Kyle
Age: 15
Location: Palm Bay, FL
Diseases contracted: None
Sex: Yes
What is your opinion on people with piss-colored hair? I no longer see color in piss
Would you ever dye your hair the aforementioned color? No
What the fuck are you going to be when you grow up? The worlds' greatest bass player. Fucking ever.
Would you fuck Sarah before you grow up? Possibly
Have you owned a Tamagotchi? Yes
Is Coke better than Pepsi? yes
How insanely white is Vanilla Ice? Whiter than the coldest skin on my white, white ass.
Charmin or Charmin ultra? Ultra
Bill Cosby or Eddie Murphy? Eddie Murphy, before the shitty kids films
Which Baldwin brother? Alec
Tums or Pepcid AC? Tums
Which Olsen twin is less evil? Mary-Kate, at least she's trying to rid the world of herself by means of starvation
Name four bands that do not suck in alphabetical order: Children of Bodom, Killswitch Engage, Mudvayne, Strapping Young Lad
Why would Sarah make a great president? Nice boobies?
And if she was president, would you move to Canada? Sure. why not.
Write out a lust confession (like the ones on notproud.com): Here little chicken... .

What poptart flavor owns them all? Cherry
Why should we accept you? I am the almighty Chicken Man
Gay men or gay women? Gay Men. (even though I like women)
Would you consider letting yourself be gangprobed? yes
Say something positive about George W. Bush: Wow, who knew a guy with such a flaccid penis could go on to do such great things. Bush Sr. must be proud.
Go on Paint and paint something entirely random, upload it, and post it here: PAINT?!?!??!?!
Post a picture of yourself so I know you're not an ugly cunt:
An ugly cunt. I don't have one of those...



current mood: aggravated

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Wednesday, March 30th, 2005
9:56 pm

marklar_1820
Name: KEVIN
Age:16
Location:WEST PALM BEACH FLORIDS
Diseases contracted:NONE
Sex:MALE
What is your opinion on people with piss-colored hair?I DONT LIKE GROSS STERYOTYPES IM SURE THEY ARE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
Would you ever dye your hair the aforementioned color?NOPE
What the fuck are you going to be when you grow up? MUSICIAN/ BAND DIRECTOR
Would you fuck Sarah before you grow up?YES
Have you owned a Tamagotchi?YES
Is Coke better than Pepsi?HELL YES IT IS
How insanely white is Vanilla Ice?VERY MUCH SO
Charmin or Charmin ultra?CHARMIN. THE ULTRA IS A LITTLE TO THICK AND I TAKE MORE THAN NESSESARY
Bill Cosby or Eddie Murphy?COSBY ALL THE WAY
Which Baldwin brother?ALECK
Tums or Pepcid AC? TUM TU-TUM TUM TUMS
Which Olsen twin is less evil?ASHLEE
Name four bands that do not suck in alphabetical order:ALLMAN BROTHERS, BEATLES, DOORS;THE, MILES DAVIS
Why would Sarah make a great president?SURE
And if she was president, would you move to Canada?I WOULD MOVE TO CANADA REGARDLESS
Write out a lust confession (like the ones on notproud.com):I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH SARAH ALOT!
What poptart flavor owns them all?CHOCOLATE
Why should we accept you?THE QUESTION IS: WHY NOT EXCEPT ME?
Gay men or gay women?GAY WOMEN
Would you consider letting yourself be gangprobed? IF IT WILL GET ME INTO THE COMMUNITY
Say something positive about George W. Bush: HE IS BERRY BERRY GOOD AT NOT BEING A GIRAFFE
Go on Paint and paint something entirely random, upload it, and post it here:I DONT KNOW HOW DO THAT
Post a picture of yourself so I know you're not an ugly cunt: I CANT DO THAT EITHER BUT U CAN TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.

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Monday, February 28th, 2005
10:19 pm - Also being a good admin

1redheadhottie
Name: Neesey
Age: 17
Location: Away from you.
Diseases contracted: Paranoid schizophrenia. Contracted from my second personality.
Sex: Not with you.
What is your opinion on people with piss-colored hair? Death = The Final Solution.
Would you ever dye your hair the aforementioned color? Fuck you.
What the fuck are you going to be when you grow up? Dominatrix.
Would you fuck Sarah before you grow up? If I had a dick.
Have you owned a Tamagotchi? No.
Is Coke better than Pepsi? Yes.
How insanely white is Vanilla Ice? More white than Sarah is hot. Scratch that. Not possible.
Charmin or Charmin ultra? Ultra, bitches.
Bill Cosby or Eddie Murphy? ...Cosby.
Which Baldwin brother? Klein.
Tums or Pepcid AC? Bullet.
Which Olsen twin is less evil? The non-living one.
Name four bands that do not suck in alphabetical order: Bob Rivers Corp., Confederate Railroad, and I am way too lazy for this.
Why would Sarah make a great president? Hotness + rants = control of world.
And if she was president, would you move to Canada? Only to plant the explosives.
Write out a lust confession (like the ones on notproud.com): Last summer, I sneaked into Sarah's room and masturbated while smelling her panties and staring at her Malcolm McDowell poster. She still doesn't know.
What poptart flavor owns them all? Smore.
Why should we accept you? Fuck you, I am a co-founder of the community.
Gay men or gay women? Women to watch, men to mock.
Would you consider letting yourself be gangprobed? By Sarah.
Say something positive about George W. Bush: He's Republican.
Go on Paint and paint something entirely random, upload it, and post it here: ^^See the reason I should be accepted^^
Post a picture of yourself so I know you're not an ugly cunt: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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Wednesday, February 23rd, 2005
9:44 pm - Omg members!

xobscurityx
w0000t, we have members! Or maybe I'm just incredibly lazy and never bothered to check my friends page on livejournal. Either way, uh, everyone is accepted, because we rule. Or something.

And because I'm a good little admin, I filled out the survey as well.

Name: Sarah
Age: Seventeen.
Location: Arizona.
Diseases contracted: I am STD-free much thanks to glow-in-the-dark condoms. Shh.
Sex: Hell yes.
What is your opinion on people with piss-colored hair? I think they should be castrated and forced to eat the remains of their dick.
Would you ever dye your hair the aforementioned color? No. But I am blonde. It's more of a uh, non-piss blonde.
What the fuck are you going to be when you grow up? An adult film star specializing in fantasy bondage. And I'll be married to Malcolm McDowell.
Would you fuck Sarah before you grow up? If I wasn't already me, I'd totally do me. Maybe I can like, fuck my mirror.
Have you owned a Tamagotchi? Yes. In fourth grade. Fucker kept beeping about food so I spilled koolaid on his ass.
Is Coke better than Pepsi? Damn straight.
How insanely white is Vanilla Ice? About as white as those fake teeth in the crest whitestrips commercial.
Charmin or Charmin ultra? Charmin ultra. Because ultra reminds me of ultra-violent.
Bill Cosby or Eddie Murphy? Murphy. Bill Cosby makes me cringe.
Which Baldwin brother? ALEC. Hahaha, Denise totally saw this one coming.
Tums or Pepcid AC? Tums. Mostly the tropical ones.
Which Olsen twin is less evil? Mary Kate. I think.
Name four bands that do not suck in alphabetical order: Freedom Call, Heavenly, Nightwish, Sonata Arctica.
Why would Sarah make a great president? Because I would look better in a suit than George W.
And if she was president, would you move to Canada? Never.
Write out a lust confession (like the ones on notproud.com): Well, this one time, I was fifteen and my younger brother's friend came over to spend the night. After everyone went to sleep, I took him up into my room. Totally the hottest 12 year old EVER. We started messing around and before the next morning, I made him a man.
What poptart flavor owns them all? Brown Sugar Cinnimon.
Why should we accept you? Dude, I own this community. I accept me already.
Gay men or gay women? Gay men. Guy on guy action is hot.
Would you consider letting yourself be gangprobed? Of course.
Say something positive about George W. Bush: Uh. He isn't Al Gore.
Go on Paint and paint something entirely random, upload it, and post it here: Too fat and lazy. And if I wasn't fat and lazy I would paint a picture of myself being fat and lazy and sitting on my ass doing nothing.
Post a picture of yourself so I know you're not an ugly cunt: Mmmm, it's not recent, but here goes-
Meeee I rock and have a Germany shirt.

current mood: okay

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6:38 pm - Was I supposed to use cut?
queenofharpies Name: Amelia
Age: 24
Location: Cary, NC
Diseases contracted: chickenpox
Sex: female
What is your opinion on people with piss-colored hair? Blond/yellow hair is so base and boring.
Would you ever dye your hair the aforementioned color? No, I'd look like a washed out slob. I prefer doo doo brown.
What the fuck are you going to be when you grow up? a fucking nurse
Would you fuck Sarah before you grow up? I'd rock Sarah like no one's business.
Have you owned a Tamagotchi? Yes, to kill it.
Is Coke better than Pepsi? Depends. Both of them make my teeth feel filmy anyways.
How insanely white is Vanilla Ice? He's a magoo.
Charmin or Charmin ultra? Ultra.
Bill Cosby or Eddie Murphy? Cosby
Which Baldwin brother? Hmmm Alec. He's imposing and kind of hefty. I think that's hot. Even though 98% of the movies he's been in have been total turds.
Tums or Pepcid AC? Tums.
Which Olsen twin is less evil? Mary Kate
Name four bands that do not suck in alphabetical order: The Cure, The Pixies, Portishead, This Mortal Coil.
Why would Sarah make a great president? With all the retarded anti-humans out there she'd have her work cut out for her...
And if she was president, would you move to Canada? Nah.
Write out a lust confession (like the ones on notproud.com): Lust? Confession? Pray tell how does one write out one of those. Forgive my clueless bs.
What poptart flavor owns them all? Brown Sugar or Cookie dough.
Why should we accept you? Why shouldn't you?
Gay men or gay women? Whatever. Doesn't matter.
Would you consider letting yourself be gangprobed? If it was in the name of research I'd be down.
Say something positive about George W. Bush: His suits are always pressed and clean.
Go on Paint and paint something entirely random, upload it, and post it here: I don't have paint but If I did I would paint you raw bacon smeared with mayonaise, hot dogs dipped in peanut butter and cough syryp tacos.
Post a picture of yourself so I know you're not an ugly cunt: Look at my user icon.

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Monday, February 21st, 2005
2:31 am

arrowintwolakes
Name: Robert "Wildcat Destabilization" Morris
Age: 22
Location: Maine
Diseases contracted: Chicken Pox, Flu, Cold
Sex: Yes please
What is your opinion on people with piss-colored hair? On them? Scrambled eggs
Would you ever dye your hair the aforementioned color? Not intentionally while sober
What the fuck are you going to be when you grow up? Human
Would you fuck Sarah before you grow up? Have vagina, will travel
Have you owned a Tamagotchi? No
Is Coke better than Pepsi? No
How insanely white is Vanilla Ice? Insanely
Charmin or Charmin ultra? Bounty
Bill Cosby or Eddie Murphy? No
Which Baldwin brother? Billy
Tums or Pepcid AC? Pepcid. I'm not taken in by that derivitive Fifth crap
Which Olsen twin is less evil? Al
Name four bands that do not suck in alphabetical order: Arcade Fire, Dresden Dolls, Nada Surf, Roots
Why would Sarah make a great president? Based off the current example, most rocks would, so, yes
And if she was president, would you move to Canada? Am a Canadian citizen. Working from the inside.
Write out a lust confession (like the ones on notproud.com): There were many times, in my youthful life, with a male friend named Eric E., that we would dress up in womens clothing I had smuggled from my family dress-up bin. This was not done to be funny, to say, "look at us, we're in women's clothes!", but to sincerely dress as a woman. It was not long before I convinced Eric to sneak into his mother's room, while we were awake listening to the radio at 4 in the morning, and steal her clothes to dress in. I often used his friendship in my octoanarian days to play video games only, and only convinced him to do so as I was much smarter than him, in all definitions. He is now an aspiring executive in a mechanical engineering firm having gotten his undergraduate degree from UVM and working on his masters at MIT. This is all true.
What poptart flavor owns them all? Strawberry
Why should we accept you? I responded honestly, though am unbelievable
Gay men or gay women? Gay men. Always
Would you consider letting yourself be gangprobed? I would consider it. I would not consider allowing it.
Say something positive about George W. Bush: His daughters know how to drink.
Go on Paint and paint something entirely random, upload it, and post it here: spock
Post a picture of yourself so I know you're not an ugly cunt:me

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