when a GIRL is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind.
-she doesnt want to talk.
When a girl looks down,
It means shes uncomfortable.
-shes got a cramp or a rock in her shoe.
When a GIRL is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply.
-about how dumb you might be and how you have no imagination.
When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of
She is wondering how long you will be
-she wants to know if you actually meant it when you said youd buy her the 3.50 soda
When a GIRL answers "I'm fine" after a
She is not at all fine.
-her cramp is past.
When a GIRL stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying.
-how in gods name you managed to sprain her toe.
When a GIRL lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be hers forever.
-she is dying. call an abulance.fast.
When a GIRL calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention.
-you owe her money.
When a GIRL wants to see you everyday,
She wants to be pampered.
-wants one more thing to joke with her friends about in the evening when the prearranged three-way call happens.
When a GIRL says "I love you",
She means it.
-she wants something. duh.
When a GIRL says that she can't live
She has made up her mind that you are
-she is delusional. shoot her in the eye. fast.
When a GIRL says "I miss you",
No one in this world can miss you more
-she is broke again.