A strange, white figure of basic humanoid shape appears. It has the customary arms and legs, but its hands and feet only have two digits to them, and its face is utterly featureless. It is lying on the ground with one leg crossed over the other, its head resting on one hand, its other hand is in the air. Floating about this creature are six halves of masks. The masks are paired so that there are three masks with improbable faces.
...why hello there. I am Woedin, a god of randomness. I've come for a bit of amusement.