June 9th, 2006

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I found this pretty entertaining.


when a GIRL is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind.

-she doesnt want to talk.

When a girl looks down,
It means shes uncomfortable.

-shes got a cramp or a rock in her shoe.

When a GIRL is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply.

-about how dumb you might be and how you have no imagination.

When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
She is wondering how long you will be
around.

-she wants to know if you actually meant it when you said youd buy her the 3.50 soda

When a GIRL answers "I'm fine" after a
few seconds,
She is not at all fine.

-her cramp is past.

When a GIRL stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying.

-how in gods name you managed to sprain her toe.

When a GIRL lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be hers forever.

-she is dying. call an abulance.fast.

When a GIRL calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention.

-you owe her money.

When a GIRL wants to see you everyday,
She wants to be pampered.

-wants one more thing to joke with her friends about in the evening when the prearranged three-way call happens.

When a GIRL says "I love you",
She means it.

-she wants something. duh.

When a GIRL says that she can't live
without you,
She has made up her mind that you are
her future.

-she is delusional. shoot her in the eye. fast.

When a GIRL says "I miss you",
No one in this world can miss you more
than that.

-she is broke again.