i'm now able to make icons and im wanting to make some text icons, just to practice my skills. but i need some really funny oh-my-GOSH-where-did-you-hear-that???? type things. it doesnt have to be *that* funny, but just something that gives you a giggle or whatever. hope im being specific enough. but yeah, please AAAAANYTHING you have would be greatly appreciated.
BUT keep in mind: they're going on icons, so i dont need paragraphs, just a line or 2 will be great. song quotes or anything of the sort would be fabulous too :)