"You're so rad. More rad than my dad. If you were a fabric you'd be plaid. Everybody knows plaid is so rad. I think about you and I go mad. You're so rad. You really spark my nads. Some say you're good but I know you're bad. If you go I'll be sad. Stop the presses run an ad. If there were three of you, you'd be a rad triad. You're so rad."