Once upon a time there has a young TEACHER named JEFF. He was SLOWLEY SKANKING in the ANGRY forest when he met EMO TITO, a run-away NANNY from the LEAN Queen TESSA.
JEFF could see that EMO TITO was hungry so he reached into his BOX CAR and give him his KINDA FAT GREAT BALLS OF FIRE. EMO TITO was thankful for JEFF's GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, so he told JEFF a very MACHO story about Queen TESSA's daughter LEAH. How her mother, the LEAN Queen TESSA, kept her locked away in a CAR DEALERSHIP protected by a gigantic ZEBRA, because LEAH was so NERDY.
JEFF KILLED. He vowed to EMO TITO the NANNY that he would save the NERDY LEAH. He would DANCE the ZEBRA, and take LEAH far away from her eveil mother, the LEAN Queen TESSA, and BURN her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a LOSERISH TSUNAMI and EMO TITO the NANNY began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic ZEBRA from his story. LEAN Queen TESSA LIED out from behind a AFRICAN AMERICAN and struck JEFF dead. In the far off CAR DEALERSHIP you could hear a ECHO.
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