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Halloween Metal!

(x-posted to my personal journal)

In honor of the holiday, here are 5 metal albums I consider appropriate for Halloween listening. In no particular order:
  1. Black Sabbath, Sabotage (1975). One of the most underappreciated gems in the Sabbath discography, thanks to great tracks like "Hole in the Sky", "Symptom of the Universe" and "The Writ." Ozzy's voice is at the height of its powers, and the production values are excellent. "Am I Going Insane (Radio)" is not quite a metal song per se, but the vocal delivery is creepy and unsettling enough that it fits nicely into the whole.


  2. Danzig, Danzig II: Lucifuge (1990). Arguably the best Danzig album of all, and comes close to being one of those elusive "perfect albums" on which not a single track is wasted. Glenn and company come out swinging with "Long Way Back From Hell", bridging seamlessly into "Snakes of Christ", "Killer Wolf" and "Tired of Being Alive" before changing things up a bit with the stripped-down and un-distorted "I'm the One." The second side is perhaps not quite as strong, but the ballad "Blood and Tears" is a highlight, with Danzig making the most of his Presley-esque vocal style.


  3. Slayer, South of Heaven (1988). Many Slayer devotees prefer Reign in Blood, but for me this is their best album overall. Though this is another album front-loaded with the best tracks ("South of Heaven", "Live Undead", "Behind the Crooked Cross", "Mandatory Suicide") that lets up a little bit on side 2, the cover of Judas Priest's "Dissident Aggressor" is well worth sticking around for.


  4. White Zombie, La Sexorcisto: Devil Music Vol. 1 (1992). Tough to choose this one over Astro-Creep: 2000, but when you're talking specifically Halloween music, this one's got a smidgeon more horror influence and a little less sci-fi. The most memorable tracks are probably "Thunder Kiss '65" and "Black Sunshine" (complete with Iggy Pop narration!) but deep cuts like "I Am Legend", "Thrust!" and "Starface" add lots of value to the whole.


  5. High on Fire, Blessed Black Wings (2005). I could've picked Venom or something more obvious, but I had to give a shout-out to High on Fire for this album, which is one of the best overall metal albums of the 21st century in my opinion. Imagine an H.P. Lovecraft story with a soundtrack recorded by Slayer, and you have a pretty good feel for this album. In fact "Cometh Down Hessian" and "The Face of Oblivion" are based on Lovecraft tales ("At the Mountains of Madness" and "The Hound", respectively), and both are excellent tunes. "Devilution", "Anointing of the Seer" and "To Cross the Bridge" are also stand-outs. If Slayer needed a successor, which they do not, they could do worse than this band.
Happy headbanging, and happy Halloween! \m/

--- Ajax.
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The new Soulfly album is going to be fucking insane. I am in love with the new single titled "Unleashed". It's heavy as fuck and it makes you wanna fuck shit up. I am in love with Max Cavalera. The guy is amazing and just keeps on releasing kick ass albums. I totally recommend that everyone check out Soulfly & Cavalera Conspiracy. They have singles available for download.

http://www.myspace.com/soulfly

http://www.myspace.com/cavaleraconspiracy

I could see the new Soulfly single being Batista's new theme song.
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Happy Mitch Hedberg Day!!!



People used to think I was high on stage, because people associate long hair with drug use. I wish long hair was associated with something other than drug use. Like an extreme longing for cake. Then strangers would see a long haired guy and say, "That guy eats cake. He is on bunt cake." Mothers would say to their daughters, "Don't bring the cake eater over here anymore! He smells like flour.
Did you see how excited he got when he heard your birthday was fast approaching?"


Last time I called shotgun we had rented a limo, so I fucked up.


I like baked potatoes, man. I don’t have a microwave oven. It takes forever to cook a baked potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I’ll just throw one in there, even if I don’t want one. By the time it’s done, who knows.



I’ll tell ya, I go to a craft fair, I see a jar of jelly beans. They say, “Guess how many jelly beans are in the jar and you win a prize!” Aw come on, man. Let me just have some. I’ll tell you what, you guess how many I want. If you said a handful, you are right.

About once every three years I think about buying a yo-yo. I’ll be at the store and I’ll come upon the yo-yo section. And I’ll fantasize about mastering it to the point where it becomes a reference as to who I am. “Do you know Mitch Hedberg? Is he that guy that kicks ass on the yo-yo?” Yes I do. He is cool.


Every day for breakfast I have a bowl of instant oatmeal, then I don't do anything for an hour. Makes me wonder why I need the instant oatmeal. I could get the regular oatmeal and feel productive.


My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. Come on four billion! Fuck, seven! Not even close. I need some more dice. Four billion divided by six. At least.


On a traffic light, green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite.
Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at? 


Hey man, I went to the Home Depot, y'know, the other day... which was unnecessary. I need to go to the Apartment Depot.
Which is just a big warehouse with people standing around saying, "Hey, we ain't gotta fix, shit!"

Every book is a children's book if the kid can read.


2-in-1 is a bullshit term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created. If it were 2-in-1 it would be overflowing. The bottle would be all sticky and shit...

For more awesome quotes I found a really awesome website: http://www. hedburgh. com/quoter. php

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R.I.P. Mitch...
1968-2005



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