Friday, February 24th ~ Noon
An advertisement for The Phoenix ended and a female voice in the background comes through.
"With all the crap going on around here lately I think I'll sign up for some classes."
"I doubt you'll find the professor's arse on any exams. You wouldn't be going there to learn, you'd be going there to ogle, harass and dig for dirt, Rita."
"Ezekiel Brunderbluss here with your noon news update."
A rustle of paper is heard before Rita's dulcet tones can be heard again.
"And your point is? It got me through Hogwarts, didn't it?"
"You have absolutely no shame do you?"
"It's very liberating, would you like me to teach you?"
"Someone get her the hell out of here. Rita, back off! Remember our discussion on personal space?"
"Well, if you'd hold still I'm trying to explore yours."
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