WWN ~ Breaking News ~ Complete
Thursday, January 19th ~ Morning
"This is Ezekiel Brunderbluss, breaking into your regular programing to bring you this update. As reported previously by the WWN, investigations continue into conditions at Azkaban. Narcissa Malfoy, wife of imprisoned Death Eater Lucius Malfoy, has stepped forward among rumors of a counter suit filed against the Ministry and Wizengamot that surfaced earlier in the week."
Sounds of a banging door can be heard and an ensuing scuffle. The next voices are muted, as though through a covered microphone. "This should be my story! Do you have any idea who I am?"
"Damn it Rita, you can't do this! We're live! She asked for Lachlan, it was the only way we got the exclusive." More scuffling noises, then a flustered Ezekiel whispering, "Sit down, shut up and don't touch anything!"
"Sorry for the interruption folks, we experienced minor technical difficulties."
"Minor-mphh!"
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