Now it is time for the birthday party here on __Grobanites.
Join me in wishing Lou a star-studded....
Josh: hey babeh. what's happenin'?
Josh: *all low* Yessssssssssssss
Josh: yikes, that was like ultrasonic.
Lou: Sorry. you make my girlybits flail.
Josh: Kimmy tells me it's your birthday. Whatcha wanna do?
Lou: Let's go see WICKED!!!
*magical teleprting noise*
Captain Tightpants here to rescue you from the Wicked things!
Lou: I don't need rescuing but *clings to Nathan* you can come see Wicked too Mr. Tightpants.
Nathan: Ummm okay.... I think.
Lou: It's a musical, about the Wizard of OZ.. well the Wicked Witch... you'll like it. I promise. Oh how I WISH we could go back to see Idina play Elphaba...
Josh: maybe we can... you see I have this friend...*opens mouth and sets lose some sonic crazy notage*
Dr. Who: You rang?
Josh: Yeah can I borrow your Tardis? We need to time travel...
Dr.Who: Again? Last time you borrowed it You returned it full of cheesepuffs.
Josh: well, er, that was Kimmeh's fault.
Dr.Who: She's not allowed on the Tardis anymore.
Josh: Fine. Gimme the er.. Sonic Screwdriver thing.
Drwho: Um No. You can drive the Tardis w/out it.
jJosh: Hrumph. Fine...
Josh: hello Lou, step into my Tardis... *waggles eyebrows*
Lou: oohhh that was sexy...
Josh: *scotty accent* Wicked Sexy?
Lou: *flailsquee* Um yes. *kisses his face off*
Capt. Tightpants: What about me?
Lou: you're sexy too. *gives a smooch* Come on.
Josh *powers up the Tardis and goes back to Opening night on Broadway*
*singing* loathing, unadultared loathing...
After the Show:
Lou: *SQUEEEEEEEEE!* That. was.Fawesome!
Josh: Watchawanna do next?
Lou: oooh can we see "The Rock"??
Josh: Errrm..okay... *puts "the rock" into Tardis computer" Here we are...
*They step out of Tardis*
Lou: Erm... wrong rock. I was talking about the Actor...
Josh: Oh...Why you want to see other guys? You has me. I speak LolCat.
Lou" *cuddles on him* I know. but you see Kimmy is my friend and...there's this girl code...
thou shalt not covet thy best friend's man...
Josh: Oh PAHLeeeze. She sent me to come get you...You have really nice knockers..*gropes*
Lou: Thank you. Can't I just have a Tardis full of hotties and you can be King of them all?
Josh: Am in in charge of the birthday orgy?
Lou: Ummm. sure.
Lou: ok... next stop.."The Rock"
Josh: Aiiiiiiight. Makes the Tardis go.
Josh: knock knock hello mr rock... you wanna come on dis rockin time traveling tardis party?we party da hardest onboard the Tardis!
The Rock: What is this wild blue box with hot hottest babe I have eva seen inside?
Josh: The Tardis...timetravel....um... just get in. Think of it as a Scion... a flying Scion.
The Rock: *shurgs* okay..*climbs inside and Lou climbs him like a tree*
Josh: Where to next babe?
Lou: We need Adam Baldwin!!!!
Josh" *looks at him* Are you into slash?
Capt.Tightpants: Errm no...*shifty eyes*
Adam: *sees lou* you tarzan, me Jayne.
Lou: Whoooooo hooooooooo! *attackles him*
Josh, the Rock, & Capt. Tightpants: *roll eyes*
Josh: Where next on this manhunt?
*all sing* we're goin' on a manhunt, a manhunt a manhunt...(to the tune of we're goin' on a bear hunt)
Josh: Oh man, all this time travel is making me feel icky.
Lou: Oh no!!! *huggles him* Let me take care of you.... let someone else drive...
Josh: Sure, Capt. Tightpants flies a spaceship...
Capt.Tightpants: Only on TV!!
Josh: Just do it, stop whining.
Capt. Tightpants: um ok. Where to Lou?
Lou: We need some hot Cdn ass on board... and an aussie with bite.
Josh: *moans* ohhh hold me....
They pick up 2 more passengers:
Vampire hottie: Alex o'Laughlin
Rock: Dude, what's that sign say?
Adam Baldwin: Can't you read? It sayd "Hi Slezak'
Rock: *grrrowls* I know that, but what does that mean?
Adam: Damned if I know.
& Mr. Buble.
Josh: *shnarls* WHY!? Why is he always crashing my parties!?
Lou: gah that's wicked sexy. I love when you snarl baby.
Josh: But I am sexiest riiiiiiiiight?
Lou: OK now that you're all here....this is what I want. Josh & Buble, act out Wicked for me
Josh: I get to be ELPHIEEEE! *starts belting Defying Gravity*
MB: damnit. Why am I always stuck as Glinda?... stupid fluffy dress. Tiara..*grumble*
Josh: Wait, someone's gotta be Fiyero...
Lou: um I'll take care of that, that way I can be with you both. Bwhahaha.
Josh/Buble: *look at each other* She's good.
Capt. TightPants, The Rock, Adam, Alex: What about us?
Lou: Well..."*points at each of them* You, rub my feet. you, rub my shoulders. You, feed me chocolate & you, be my chair.
*lou gets comfy and is pampered by her hotties whilst watching her fave new musical performed by her two fave hotties.*
*singing* because I knew you..... I have been changed, for good.
Lou: Ahh this is the life.
Alex: Just wait until you see the naked conga line we're doing next.
*imagine your own ending to that one* ; )
(PS: If my Wicked/Dr. Who facts are off... well sorry... just deal w/ it, don't paoint out my mistakes, it's late and i am far from perfect :P )
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOU!!!
I love your soul!!! :D