♥ Basic ♥
Birthday: november 21
Location: on top
Sexual Preference: anything goes
Status [taken/single]: taken but i'm cheating on him and he has no idea. its something to be proud of. i've got this guy i call "master" too - that's fun. i don't dare cheat on him - he's the jealous type really.
If taken, do you have a picture? i don't keep photos of the first one around i'm just using him anyway. and my master isnt very photogenic he hates having his photo taken
♥ Favorites ♥
3+ Singers: rick mythiasin, rick mythiasin, and rick mythiasin
5+ Bands: dream child, blaspheme, satan jokers, sortilegé (mostly french metal - doubt you know them since youre all stuck in america ha ha)
Band/singer you secretly love: i really hate music and i can't be bothered to answer this
Food(s): calves' foot jelly, crepes, caviar, laitue bourguignonne, croquants
Candy: chocolate covered ants
Clothing Item: corset
Clothing Brand: i have someone to make my clothes for me
Shoes: heels and killer boots
3+ Movie: i hate the movies and i never go - it's a fucking waste of time
Song: darkness by stratovarius
Book: i don't read except magazines
♥ School ( We don’t want people who are idiots )♥
How are your grades? don't have any
Favorite subject: hated school
What do you plan on majoring in at college? not going to uni
Where do you attend/hope to attend college? not going to uni ever
What do you want to be once you graduate? i'm living fine - out in my villa - i don't want a job or anything i'm happy where the fuck i am and fuck you if you think anything else
♥ Beauty ♥
On a scale from 1-10 how do you rate yourself? 10 hors
Favorite thing about yourself? everything
Least favorite thing? nothing
What is more important beauty or brains? Why? beauty why? because i got it and you don't
♥ Bitchy ♥
Bitchiest thing you have ever done? once i cursed this guy and his wife so they could never see each other again and if he came within a few feet of her her heart would stop - it was pretty funny
Do people call you a bitch? Why? yeah because i am a bitch wtf why do you care what sort of dumbass question is this. if i wasn't a bitch why would i bother to join.
Do you enjoy being a bitch? i wish they'd be more creative - cunt is a better word. something else maybe.
We want to be nosy. Tell us a bitchy secret. too damn bad i don't tell anyone my secrets you're just trying to steal them from me.
♥Opinions, You Bitch ♥
Please pick 3+ of the topics below and elaborate, lazy!
Premarital Sex: it's fine i do it all the time everyone should have a right to do it too. what the fuck do you care what i or anyone else does with their body?
Pornography: i love porn. nuff said.
Cliques: i have my own clicque but most of the time theyre backstabbers anyway those bitches. i think theyre fine we need them to weed out the better from the worse
♥ This or That ♥
Coke/Pepsi: i hate soda
Sit-down restaurant/fast-food restaurant: bistro
Paris/Nicole: i hate them both dumb coozes
Real World/Road Rules: theyre both fucking stupid - i never watched mtv
Bush/Kerry: they both suck
Lindsay/Hilary: ugly bitches both of them
Mary-Kate/Ashley: same as above but worse - i'm way prettier. anyway i hate american features.
♥ Extra ♥
Have any tattoos or piercings? tattoos on my lower back and whatnot piercings are so old i took them all out cause i was sick of them
Tell us your pet peeves and why. i hate people in all shapes sizes and forms they just piss me off. especially poor people. and people who want your pity. i don't have any pity to spare and i don't have any money to spare. i also hate it when people see fit to get in my way and fuck up my plans. it seems to happen to me a lot. there was this one bitch that even killed me over it.
If you could travel anywhere in the world, where and why? i don't want to travel - i hate leaving here because everywhere else is boring and stupid and the people just get in my way anyway. i end up just pushing people down the stairs to get out of my fucking way. it's why i don't take trains anymore or the tube - i fly in a private jet but that still pisses me off. and fuck driving anywhere i jsut get hot and sweaty
Hottest celeb? i don't consider any celebrity hotter than me.
You gotta role model? Pic?
ivan the terrible
What do you think about the mods? Be honest. they're fucking dumb and probably ugly anyway. and the first ones were lazy cunts and left it
Make us laugh. Show us a picture, tell us a funny story or a joke.
i love it when people get their eyes put out
Promote us in one promotion community, one of your other communities, and your journal and post the links.
♥ and i'm not promoting in my journal fuck you.
Tell us, why do YOU belong here? because i'm a bigger and more heartless bitch than you'll ever be
How did you come up with your username? uh because i'm a bitch?
Make a soundtrack of your life (out of songs):
[x] you know those cds you get with the halloween sounds? i found one in a pawn shop. all those tracks would be my soundtrack
[o] black laughter
[o] dark water
[o] creaking doors
because i hate music almost as much as i hate you.
♥ Pictures ♥
Post at least 3 clear & no nudity.
Post a 100x100 picture in case you get accepted.
how bout not.