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Knights of the Black and White Oblivion

Membership:
Moderated
Posting Access:
All Members , Moderated
Hey everbody! you're probably here because u are are insane, weird, unique or because we like you and think you'll like me, Maria, and Joey's plan.
See, we're going to take over the world. Whether you like it or not, we are. So if you'd like to support us (and live) then join this community and help us out. Don't worry, we're going to fix the world, not mess it up even more. It really will be quite awesome when we rule. So as long as you're fine with the following things, then you'll do just fine in the community/new world:

Burning People at the Stake

People Getting "Accidentally" Run Over by Trains

People Getting Mysteriously Eaten by Adorable Polar Bears

so as long as you're fine with insanity and weirdness join this community!

Note: Joey and I ultimately decide whether or not you are insane or weird enough for this community. Don't worry if you don't get in, chances are you'd be freaked out by it anyways!


Da Rules:

1. Once you’re added you must introduce yourself. You must also say something really random or ask a random question. You will be assigned a job after you join. Your random question will affect the job you have.

2. You have to agree with all our plans. Don’t worry this won’t be a dictatorship, just we know what we’re doing here, everything will turn out just fine.

3. Once you are assigned a job, you must do it to your fullest potential.

4. Be nice to us, we are ruling the world you know.

5. Make suggestions once in awhile, we love new ideas, especially good ones. Really good ones might even go in our memories.

6. All member’s happy faces MUST MUST MUST MUST MUST have noses. This is a VERY important rule. You’ll see how important if you break it!

7. You can’t like Ashlee Simpson, Hillary Duff, Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton, Avril Lavigne, ect.

8. You must post at least once every two weeks. (exceptions will be made if your internet hasn’t been working well)

9. You can post stuff about whatever you want, just don’t do it too much.

10. You can suggest communities here, but not ones that also want to take over the world. You’re with US not them and if we find you with a competing team, you will be severely punished.

11. You have to read the rules

Punishments:

Failure to comply with these rules will lead to:
A) Warning
B) Banishment from the Community
C) Being Blendered into a Semi-Delicious Smoothie
D) Burning at the Stake
E) Getting Hit by a Train
F) Being Eaten by Adorable Polar Bears
A combination of the last 3 in extreme cases (ie, Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson, and Simon Cowell.
Unless you break rules 6 and 10, then you will automatically get a combination of the last 3.

If you have any questions, call our hotline at

1-800-CRAZY-CULT

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