April 17th, 2009

O RLY?

(no subject)

This was my entry into my university's annual Bad Poetry Contest in 2007. The Joseph in the title would be the then-editor of our literary magazine, who was giving me crap for not having anything prepared for the contest. I did not win anything. I am not sure whether that is a compliment or an insult.

I have to come up and say this or Joseph will beat me
A haiku is five
syllables, then seven, and
then five again.

... shit!
m

Love Poem to Anarki

aNaRCKYY! is as
b
e
a
u
t
i
f
u
l
as the sight
of a fat dickhead from the G8
(whose summit
I
PROTESTED!!!!!!!!!!
)
choking
on his
K.
F.
C.

(to the protest
I wore my union-made
S U P E R F L Y
t-shirt, which got me
18 girls,
it said
"cracktivist")