October 13th, 2005

Death Grande

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"My friend Larry says to me, 'You should be a vegetarian like me, you'll be a lot healthier and live longer,'" Harland Williams once recalled. "So I pick up the steak, I flap it at him, and say, 'This cow used to be vegetarian, and he's not looking that healthy to me. So you just watch your mouth, salad bar-breath, because when all the cows are gone we're coming hunting after you, lettuce eater.'"
- Harland Williams.

Oh, and apparently, today is $1 slice day at Pizza Pizza. Go out and eat some pepperoni. (I think this might only be in Canada)