I really like to dance in my underwear. It's a great feeling.
Okay, I'm freaky. But I'm a cute-freaky, right?
I already had the 90's clothes to go with the crimper.
OMFGZ p.s. I just got sort-of asked out by the boy I have a massive crush on. SWEET.
I'm a fuckin' rockstar. Complete with stage [or sex!] hair.
I'll show YOU royal flush!
Oh snap, here comes Nicole and I being pretty for the ring dinner!
Drama queens! What what?!
Okay, so I wish I was Scarlett O'Hara. What of it?