A Good Phrase In An Odd Place (diabola) wrote in ____slam,
A Good Phrase In An Odd Place

Ode To PMS

Have you ever had those
Tear out your hair,
Too moody to care,
Shooting random icy glares,
Boyfriends beware,
Just give me a fucking
Chocolate bar days?

I don't take no flack
At the end of a pill pack,
So I suggest you:
Don't ask me for motivation,
Or insist on a renovation
Of my snarling brat,
Biting cat,
Catus prickle,
Sour pickle disposition.
Because I'm not Home Depot,
There will be no service
With a smile today.
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