A Good Phrase In An Odd Place (diabola) wrote in ____slam,
A Good Phrase In An Odd Place
diabola
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Ode To PMS

Have you ever had those
Tear out your hair,
Too moody to care,
Shooting random icy glares,
Boyfriends beware,
Just give me a fucking
Chocolate bar days?

I don't take no flack
At the end of a pill pack,
So I suggest you:
Don't ask me for motivation,
Inspiration,
Or insist on a renovation
Of my snarling brat,
Biting cat,
Catus prickle,
Sour pickle disposition.
Because I'm not Home Depot,
There will be no service
With a smile today.
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