Jill (radio_bath) wrote in _____hxc_cunts,

i'm a bitch

Your full name:: Jill Marie [insert uber-german last name]
Age:: 15
Height:: 5'0"
Natural hair colour:: brown, i think, its been a while
Eye colour:: brown
Number of siblings:: 2
Glasses/contacts?:: need them, but im too damn poor for them

Colour:: pink
Band:: at the moment - crass, overall - jack off jill
Song:: at the moment - richard hell and the voidoids - love comes in spurts
Stuffed animal:: sleepytime carebear. long story.
Video game:: super nintendo - yoshis island
TV show:: aqua teen hunger force
Movie:: rocky horror picture show. hands fucking down.

Book:: "I, Robot" by isaac asimov (written at the turn of the century, he invented the word "robot")
Food:: sushi
Game on a cell phone:: im too hxc (aka too poor) for a cell phone, biatch
CD cover:: choking victim - no gods, no managers
Flower:: pfft...flowers are overrated
Scent:: axe
Animal:: snakes
Comic book:: Death at Death's Door
Cereal:: lucky charms, biatch
Website(aside from LJ):: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com
Cartoon:: [see FAVORITE >> TV show]

Play an instrument?:: guitar, bass, piano, learning violin
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?:: nah, no cable in my room
Like to sing?:: i like to, but i dont sing good
Have a job?:: correction, HAD a job
Have a cell phone?:: too damn poor, goddamnit
Like to play sports?:: im a varsity letterman on the Sanford High Slackers Team
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: if youd call that jerk a boyfriend, then i suppose
Have a crush on someone?:: your mom
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?:: born and raised in boston.
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?:: nah, i only have 5.
Have any special talents/skills?:: im the punk magician. wanna see a birdie? do ya? *pulls the bandana off of her hand, and flips you off* FUCK YOU.
Excercise daily?:: walking to the kitchen is my daily workout.
Like school?:: what is "school"?

Sing the alphabet backwards?:: z...f...b...fuck
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?:: that hurts
Speak any other languages?:: spanish, german, japanese, and some dutch and french
Go a day without food?:: yeah, but not a day without mountain dew
Stay up for more than 24 hours?:: been there, done that, next
Read music, not just tabs?:: it takes me 2 minutes to read the first note, but yeah, sorta
Roll your tongue?:: my tongue works wonders...on your mom
Eat a whole pizza?:: i ate 1 and 1/2 before...then puked later

Snuck out of the house?:: who wrote this, an 11 yr old? NEXT
Cried to get out of trouble?:: mall, middle of september, 2003: stole a silver ring, and cried. worked wonders.
Gotten lost in your city?:: when i first moved here, yeah
Seen a shooting star?:: seen 3 meteor showers, shooting stars rock
Been to any other countries besides the united states?:: canada
Had a serious surgery?:: tonsilectome
Stolen something important to someone else?:: $40, a no doubt cd, and the key to my ex's chain-and-lock necklace. i dunno if you would call those important...
Solved a rubiks cube?:: still trying
Gone out in public in your pajamas?:: i lie and say its pyjama day
Cried over a girl?:: that chick wasnt worth anything
Cried over a boy?:: those guys werent worth anything
Kissed a random stranger?:: been there, done that, NEXT
Hugged a random stranger?:: *sigh* NEXT
Been in a fist fight?:: *rolls eyes* honestly...NEXT
Been arrested?:: the cop said 'youre under arrest', but after checking my record, he said i was fine and let me go.
Done drugs?:: name it, ill let you know
Had alcohol?:: ...next
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?:: when i was 8, i puked milk on this kid
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?:: lame
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?:: correction, snow day, and i was pissed
Swore at your parents?:: i call my mom a cunt almost daily
Been to warped tour?:: only to see agnostic front, murphys law, bad religion, dropkick murphys, and sick of it all in two days
Kicked a guy where it hurts?:: lame
Been in love?:: call it what you want
Been close to love?:: same answer as above
Been to a casino?:: you tell me where a casino is in new england that a 15 yr old can get into, and ill tell you youre full of shit
Ran over an animal and killed it?:: do spiders count?
Broken a bone?:: not yet
Gotten stitches?:: 2 above my eyebrow
Had a waterballoon fight in winter?:: not yet
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?:: milk is nasty
Made homemade muffins?:: cupcakes are better, biatch. cupcakes are hardcore.
Bitten someone?:: depending on the innuendo
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?:: neither
More than 5 times?::
Been to niagra falls?:: nope
Burped in someones face?:: yup
Gotten the chicken pox?:: yup

Brushed your teeth:: 2 days ago
Went to the bathroom:: 4th inning of the yankees/red sox game
Saw a movie in theaters:: not including RHPS...fuck...van helsing...what was that, like...5 months ago?
Read a book:: reading "I, Robot"
Had a snow day:: maine doesnt have snow days, maine has "holy shit its -20 with windchill" days
Had a party:: my 8th birthday. youre just jealous because it was at rollerworld!
Had a slumber party:: a few nights ago, my "boyfriend" and his friend
Made fun of someone:: today
Tripped in front of someone:: a few weeks ago, when that creepy haitian man was stalking me
Went to the grocery store:: a few nights ago
Got sick:: ive had a sinus infection for a month now, but if you mean puking, dec. 13, 2003: drank a fifth of vodka and smoked 2 joints, and found out the hard way that makes you sick. i cant eat cheese pizza anymore because of that.
Cursed:: when fucking damon bunted the ball in the 13th inning...douchebag

Fruit/vegetables:: fruits
Black/white:: grey
Lights on/lights off:: off
TV/movie:: movie
Car/truck:: car
Body spray/lotion:: body spray
Cash/check:: credit card
Pillows/blankets:: blankets
Headache/stomach ache:: headache
Paint/charcoal:: imma go oldskool and say crayons
Chinese food/mexican food:: chinky chow mein
Summer/winter:: summer
Snow/rain:: rain
Fog/misty:: fog
Rock/rap:: rock
Meat/vegetarian:: meat
Boy/girl:: boy, i hate girls
Chocolate/vanilla:: vanilla
Sprinkles/icing:: rainbow jimmys
Cake/pie:: cake
French toast/french fries:: fries
Strawberries/blueberries:: strawberries
Ocean/swimming pool:: ocean
Hugs/kisses:: hugs
Cookies/muffins:: cookies
p33n/bewbz:: pen0r
Wallet/pocket:: wallet
Window/door:: to enter a room? uh...door
Emo/goth:: fuck both
Pink/purple:: pink
Cat/dog:: cat
Long sleeve/short sleeve:: short sleeve
Pants/shorts:: pants
Winter break/spring break:: spring
Spring/autumn:: summer, i hate both
Clouds/clear sky:: big puffy clouds
Moon/mars:: moon

Have you ever been in love?:: call it what you want
If you have, with who?:: why is this application so long? am i not "hardcore" enough for you because i like puffy clouds? fuck, man.
Are you single?:: no
Are you in a relationship?:: sure, whatever. is this over yet?
If so, for how long?:: a week.
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?:: sure.
What is your idea of the best date?:: the guy going on his knees, handing you $100 bills, saying 'do whatever you want tonight, i want you to be happy'
What was your first kiss like?:: he chewed on my tongue. i dont even think thats legal.
How old were you when you got your first kiss?:: 13
Do you think love is a load of shit?:: after hearing 'i love you' then 'fuck you' a few weeks later, you begin to doubt that its real.
Whats the best experiance you've ever had with the opposite sex?:: *makes up bullshit story* i fucked my boyfriend in the ass.
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?:: NEXT
Have you ever been dumped?:: thank you for reminding me.
Have you ever dumped someone?:: yeah, 2 days ago.
Whats the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex?:: name it, ive done it.

Slippers:: fuck
Hat:: is this done yet?
Hard:: yay
Free:: yay x 2
Space:: scary
Taste:: sweet
Good charlotte:: i threw a bottle at benjis head at warped tour. it was a $3 bottle of water, completely full. it was worth it.
Red:: black (rolling stones, boy)
Deep:: deeper
Heart:: gold
Cord:: power
Cheese:: sandwich
Rain:: wet
Work:: booooo
Pedal:: jimi hendrix
Head:: hair
Bed:: jump
Fluff:: fluffer
Hardcore:: your mom
Race:: sleep
Knife:: yay
Jump:: ankle

am:: pissed off that this application is so long.
want:: to stop doing this thing, but its addictive.
need:: to pee really bad.
crave:: a cigarette.
love:: the red sox. <3
hate:: the yankees. </3>is</i> a way to cut down the population...for it
airplanes:: [see "drunk drivers" and "suicide"]
war:: against it. how come all the other wars solved everything, but this one just kills innocent people? not just innocent people, but innocent people that arent americans...
canada:: against. canadians say "aboot".
united states:: against. americans are fat and scary.
rock music:: for. no explaination needed.
gay marriage:: for it. gays should be unhappy like everyone else.
school:: against. pointless. hence the reason why i dropped out.
surveys:: against. especially this one. this is a test, im sure of it...trying to see if ill crack, eh? well, i wont! im like a steel door, you cant make me do shit! hahahha!
parents:: against. especially mine. most parents ask where youre going, when youll be home...mine are too drunk or never home to care.
cars:: against. cars are stupid, a waste of money, and they kill people and small furry animals. plus, every car ive been in smells like feet and corn nuts.
killing:: depends on the reason for the murder.
britney spears:: for. shes the worlds scapegoat. i love scapegoats.
coffee:: for it, definately.
pants:: against. no one should wear pants.

Sky dive?:: maybe
Play strip poker?:: have
Run away?:: have
Curse at a teacher?:: have
Not take a shower for a week?:: have
Ask someone out?:: have
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?:: have
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?:: going to
Go scuba diving?:: going to
Write a book?:: have
Become a rockstar?:: i already am a rockstar...people just dont know my band that well...
Have casual sex?:: have

What shampoo do you use?:: dont use shampoo, only use coniditoner
Whens the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex?:: yesterday
What kind of computer do you have?:: hp pavillion laptop, gateway desktop
What grade are you in?:: supposed to be in 10th, still stuck in 8th, since i dropped out
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?:: muy fun
Or just make out?:: that too
How many posters do you have in your room?:: 1 warped tour poster, 2 alkaline trio posters, 1 bad religion poster, 1 goons poster, 1 seed of chucky poster, 1 dennis miller poster, a fender poster, and shitloads of pictures, quotes, and random things on my walls
How many cds do you have?:: not including burned, about 40. including burned, 130.

**Post at least 3 pictures of yourself.**
the first two are from 2 months ago, when i was spiking up my mowhawk on cam. my friend took screencaps.

i would like to thank the academy for being there for me. i would also like to mention that if i dont get accepted, im going to be VERY pissed for filling out that whole thing for nothing. that was pointless, and you couldve narrowed it down. if im not a hardcore enough cunt, then fine, say it. just dont give me the 'omg youre so ugly im going to vomit, and your taste in music sucks, so die' bullshit. youre just jealous because i know the secret of life. fuck
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