Yumminess

It's Yum Time

2007-11-11T04:51:15Z

For all the Yum's out there we are having a "Yum Reaffirmation" party Saturday at Orycon, 6 to 10p.m. in Salon A. so come and have some fun and be ready to add your name to the Book of Yum!!

Cleopatra Yum
Keeper of the Book of Yum

INVITE: Darklady's Haunted Gothic Wedding Polyween

2007-10-09T02:24:06Z

Darklady's Haunted Gothic Wedding Polyween

Halloween, Hallowe’en, All Hallows’ Eve, All-hallow-even, Oíche Shamhna, Allantide, Hop-tu-Naa, Calan Gaeaf, Samhain, or Pooky Night – Darklady calls it a time for love, lust, reflection, and romance. Dress up in your darkest dark or most seasonably festive garb, let the spirits animate your flesh, and feel the magic of pansexual amore as a real live couple renews their wedding vows. Let Darklady help you renew your own or make a first official commitment, if you wish!

Bring a pet or human care product for Esther’s Pantry/Tod’s Corner and get $5 off your entry.

Saturday, October 27th, 2007
7:00 pm - 2:00 am
Portland, OR
Jupiter Hotel
RSVP for Special Room Rates link
Fully Wheelchair Accessible!

Ages 21 and older
Potluck
Cloakroom
Photo Booth
Opening Ritual with Darklady & Dale the Nail
Vow Renewal Ceremony & Celebration
Guest Request Handfasting Ceremony with Darklady
Wedding Cake from the Naughty Baker

Door prizes
Rubitorium & In-Tents Dungeon
Massage Table
Casting Couch
Photo Booth
Costume Contest
CineKink Film Festival Clip Preview
Birthday fantasies for September, October & November
You!

$30 - Street clothes
$25 – Gothic or Festive Holiday Garb
$5 OFF entry with donation
RSVP Absolutely Required

Volunteers, party & prize sponsors of all kinds sought

UPCOMING EVENTS
December 31: Darklady's New Year's Eve Masquerade Ball

Happy Holiday's

2006-12-26T01:36:55Z

HAPPY HOLIDAY'S

Cleopatra Yum & Mocha Yum

(me and my sister Monica)

INVITE: Darklady's Pirates & Ninjas NYE

2006-12-08T01:05:28Z

Darklady's Pirates & Ninjas New Year's Eve

Ahoy, me hearties & irashaimasu, shinobi! The turning of the Anglo New Year is nigh and thus it's time to put aside our petty pirate vs. ninja squabbles (however righteous). It is a night for loving, for feasting, for toasting; a night for reveling in the glories of the past & embracing the adventures to come! Do all of this & so much more at Darklady's Wayward Inn for pirates, ninjas, rogues, geishas & even the occasional lubber.

Dance a jig, share a pillow, or scourge the flesh with the up tempo musical backdrops of DJs Powered by Atari, Chaotiqueer & Darknezzz. Savor hot smuggled chai, indulge in last minute temptations, luxuriate in revelry, love, lust & life. Join Darklady & Dale the Nail for an opening ritual & toast the New Year to Auld Lang Syne.

Celebrate in garb or bring a pet care product for the Dandelion Animal Rescue and get $5 off entry. Dandelion Animal Rescue saved cats & dogs orphaned by Hurricane Katrina

Sunday, December 31, 2006
7:00 pm - 2:00 am
Portland, OR

Due to Alcohol Service, 21 and older only
No wheelchair access into building
No-host bar
Potluck
Cloakroom

Door prizes
Intimate "Pillow Room" Rubitorium & kinky "brig" dungeon
Massage Table
Sex Swing
Casting Couch Exhibitionism
Birthday fantasies for November - January
You!

$25 - Lubber garb
$20 - Costume OR donation
Pirate, Ninja, or appropriately festive garb strongly encouraged
RSVP by 12-30-06 Required
Limited Scholarship Opportunities Available

RSVP for directions & details
Darklady@darklady.com
Volunteers, party sponsors, & prizes of all kinds sought

UPCOMING EVENTS:
May, 2007: 6th Annual Portland Masturbate-a-Thon ("Cocktail Culture" theme)

-- Darklady
http://www.darklady.com
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TheDarkAtrium
http://www.masturbate-a-thon.org

INVITE: Darklady's Sacred & Profane Polyween

2006-10-03T18:18:06Z

Darklady's Sacred & Profane Polyween

Wicked woman and wide-eyed-innocent Darklady encourages you to don your wings or horns, your feathers or scales, your true faces or masks -- be the priest, priestess, shaman, soothsayer, necromancer, sacrifice, devil, demon, heathen, heretic, acolyte, or angel of your dreams.

Dance, chat, make love, or punish the flesh to the Deep House, Industrial, and Fetish Mood audio backdrop of DJ Darknezzz while sipping cider made from Darklady's virtual garden of delights. Earn festive beads with your acts of brazen beauty. Sample spooky sweeties, indulge forbidden desires, luxuriate in your senses -- and celebrate the many flavors of love and life during Darklady's Sacred & Profane Polyween.

Costumed guests and those with a pet care product for the Dandelion Animal Rescue get $5 off at the door. www.dandelionrescue.org.

Saturday, October 28, 2006
7:00 pm - 2:00 am
Portland, OR

Ages 21 and above
Non-alcoholic beverages provided
Limited wheelchair accessibility inside
Potluck
Cloakroom

Opening Ritual & Invocation
Psychic Readings Available from Larry Foltz (www.larryfoltz.com)
Photo Booth Available from Robert Allen York (www.ryorkphoto.com)
Intimate Rubitorium & kinky SM Play Space
Costume Contest
Massage Table
Casting Couch Exhibitionism
Birthday fantasies for September & October
You!

$25 – Mundane Garb
$20 -- Costume OR pet care donation
RSVP Required
Limited Scholarship Opportunities Available.

RSVP for directions & details
Darklady@darklady.com
Volunteers, party sponsors & prizes of all kinds sought

UPCOMING EVENTS
October 13 - 15: Closing keynote speaker, Building Bridges, Seattle
(http://www.lovethatworks.org)
October 28: Sacred & Profane Polyween
November 23: Trans Folk & Friends Thanksgiving Dinner
December 31: Pirates & Ninjas New Year's Eve

-- Darklady
http://www.darklady.com
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TheDarkAtrium
http://darklady-produc.livejournal.com/
http://www.masturbate-a-thon.org

Thats right! It's going to be a Mafia Party!!!

2006-09-26T00:42:44Z

Thats right! It's going to be a Mafia Party!!!

When: September 30th, 2006

Time: Were planning to have it start at around 9:00 pm. If people can show up early and help make sure
everything is set up and ready for the yums to converge, please let me know so we can get times for
your arrival!

Cost: $5-10. It's only a requirement of $5, but if you can give more then we can save it all up to have
bigger and better Yum parties! Also if you can bring something to donate to the Dandelion Animal
Rescue it would be wonderful! Things that would work wonderfuly are pet food, toys treats and the like!

Money collecting: Money will be due at the door when you get to the party. I'm going to try and set up
an area where we have a basic "Sign-in" to make sure that we have everyones yum name on file. I
know that there are a lot of new yums out there and I want to make sure that we can add you to the yum list!

Where: Dark Yum has been so kind as to, once again offer her wonderful house to us!

4235 NE Rodney Ave.
Portland, OR

Reason: Because we can! And also for all of the October birthdays! I know that come midnight we have one that will be that day!!!

Theme: Mafia! Come in your favorite mafia gear! If you want to be a mob boss, strong arm, moll or anything
else you can think of it will make the party more entertaining for everyone!

Things to bring: I know that our alcohol stash is either drained or nearly so. Please bring things to drink,
beer, hard alcohol, bitch pops, and mixers it's up to you! I just want to make sure that there will be enough
for everyone so please bring as much as you can. We all know how much the Yum's can go through in a night!!!!
Also were trying to have a little more food at the parties, because we all get hungry! If you can bring
minchie bits or a full on entree it will be welcomed with open mouths! Were getting incredibly low on cups,
plates, paper towels and plastic wear. If you can donate these things please let me know!I know that this is a
long list, but it's been a long time since we last Yummed together and we ran out of most things at our last
party and that is something that we want to avoid in the future. If there is something that I have forgotten
on this list please let me know so I can get a message out to everyone to see what we might be able to do
about getting it to the party!

RSVP: Please do so! We want to know about how many of our wonderful yums will be able to join us on
this night!!!

Thank you all for your time with reading this, I know that it has been long and drawn out, but with any luck
we'll all be able to see each other soon and party like no other group out there!!!!

We hope to see each and every last one of you this coming weekend!!!!

Thank you
Makes Ya Wanna Yum Yum
Heather Marshall
Head of OPS

Front Page of the Web site Updated

2005-12-29T12:13:03Z

Hey all I added the yum girl to the site.. let me know what you think????

Will be adding more soon I promise. and Yes I am working on the emails...

YumNation.Org

2005-12-22T06:24:20Z

So starting tomorrow we will have our own URL, I am hosting at this point and am donating the space as well as about 500+ Email addresses. So we have some room to grow.

so as of sometime tomorrow 12-22-2005 yumnation.org will go live. I will post to let you all know when, I can also set up a chat on the site if we decide we want to do that.

So soon we will have an online home....

Shale
(Yum name unknown)

Sorry for the double post for some of you... BUT OMGs!!!!!!

2005-12-13T09:45:05Z

We may have found a space for the shop........ It will be tiny..... But hey so is our house right now... it will be easy to keep clean.......

I am so stoked!!!!!!!

It will be VERY VERY Small but its a start and its a shop..... and it's right next to a tattoo shop.....
ok everyone thing good thoughts, light candles, kill a chicken.. do whatever it is you do......

This would be soooooo Gooooood....

And then all you who have been bugging me about getting a shop open so you can shop.. can....

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I can't maintain !!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

First Annual Yum Party!!

2005-12-05T21:50:21Z

First Annual Yum Party!!

When: December 9, 2005

Reason: Well because we can and because it's Big Daddy Yum Yum and Dark Poohcifer B-day's next month! And if you are December B-Day Yum speak up now!!

Where:

So, thanks to the graciousness of our own Dark Yum (Theresa-AKA Darklady) we have a location for the party, Dark Yum Estates.

Address: 4235 NE Rodney Ave. SW corner of NE Rodney and NE Skidmore

We do have to help Dark Yum prep her house for the party and clean up afterwards, so anyone willing to help please give a shout out.

Also, I ask that you respect Dark Yum's house while there and please don't go distributing the address to large groups people off the list without passing it by Dark Yum, the nameless yum (Shale), or Big Daddy himself. IE – No posting it at Embers. J

And remember that this is a PJ party, so bring your pillow and a blankly. Blow up-futon mattresses are always good too.

Time: Anytime after 8 p.m. till......the Yum comes home!!

Cost: $10 to $20 per Person, o if you are bring a guest the pay as well! Money will go to cover the cost of the heating Dark Yums house so we can all run around in our PJ's and for booze and munchies.

FOOD and BOOZE!!! : Well you don't have to bring anything, but yourself and the entry fee. It would be nice to have real food there. Dark Yum has a full kitchen it is open for use. Now we know that ton of munchies will show up, but real food would be cool. As let's face it, something should be floating around with all the liqueur that will be in our tummies!! So bring what ever you wish to share. Also Dark Yum ask that you clean as you go. It's only fair that is you make a mess you clean it up!!

Theme: P.J. party. Flannel, silk, cotton, latex, leather, plastic wrap all welcome!! *evil smile*

Other things to note!!:
------ I am thinking that people might all want to bring 1 pillow and one blanket a piece, it is a sleep over!!

-----For everyone who plans to bring a guest please be very aware that you are fully responsible for them in every way. If your guest messes up and is asked to leave you will be asked to leave as well. Please be very aware of who you plan to bring and how they will act as well as how they will be received. And as per the tenants of yum, all guest need to be at least 21 year old!!

---- We are all adults so drinking and driving should not of course be a problem. There will be a safe place for keys to be keep. Big Daddy will have various people keeping eyes on people to make sure that everyone is safe

---- Got to know the other Yum's! Trust me later on in the evening it will be a damn good thing to know! List with EVERY Yum Name I have record will be handed out!! These will be very, very useful!!

----- For those of you that are getting this as a special invite for Big Daddy Yum you will be getting a separate e-mail will the tenants of Yum. Don't worry it's not to long!!

---- I will be taking pics to put into the book of Yum and on the "House of Yum" and lj "Yumnation". Please if you wish to take pics, ask before you start clicking away and come speak with me as well. As copies will be exchange for those that wish it!!

----- And above all Have a Great time!!!!!

Cleopatra Yum
Keeper of the Book of Yum
Council of Yum Member

Hola!!!

2005-12-05T08:07:41Z

So, where is this party being held? I am thinking about dragging some of the more northern yums down.

Amazon Yum

Here we go again

2005-11-30T21:32:40Z

I apologise to the band that wrote the song that has been defiled this time around!!!

Hotel where we con at

On a badly paved highway, Gel caked in my hair
Warm smell of the asphalt, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a real yummy sight
My foot grew heavy and my gas was gone
The con was finally in sight
There they stood in the doorway;
I heard the announcers call
And I was thinking to myself,
’this could be yummy or this could be blah’
Then they gave me some rum there and they showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the hotel where we con at
Such a yummy place
Such a yummy face
Were yummin’ it up at the hotel where we con at
Only once a year, you can find yums here

Her mind is rum drunk and twisted, she got the tight leather pants
She got a lot of yummy, yummy boys, that she calls “friends”
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet naked sweat.
Some yum to remember, some yum to forget

So I called up Big Daddy,
’please show me some yum’
He said, ’we haven’t had that spirit here since Orycon twenty one’
And still those yums there are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the hotel where we con at
Such a yummy place
Such a yummy face
Were yummin’ it up at the hotel where we con at
What a nice surprise, have your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling,
The feather boas in bed
And she said ’we are all just yumming in here, of our own device’
And in Dark Lady’s chambers,
Yumms gathered for a feast
The grope it with their yummy hands,
But they just love yumming the beast

Last thing I remember, it was
Time to leave the con
I had to find the highway back
To the place I was before
’Come back,’ said the right yum,
We are programmed to be pleased.
You can yum us any time you like,
So please don’t ever leave!

10 Reasons to make Yum

2005-11-20T08:12:19Z

WHO WANT'S TO HEAR GOOD, LOGICAL REASONS TO HAVE YUM?!!!

1. Yum is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make yum they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed yum making reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Yum making can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Yum is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Yum is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more yum you have, the more you will be offered. The yumally active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle yum perfumes drive the opposite yum crazy!

7. Yum is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Yummimg each day will keep the dentist away. Yumming encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Yum actually relieves headaches. A yum making session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of yum making can unblock a stuffy nose. Yum is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

The Yum Council

2005-11-20T02:37:47Z

The Council Currently Consists of the following:

Head Yum: Big Daddy Yum Yum ( Matt )
Vice Yum: Dark Poohcifer Yum ( Pooh )
All Things Web : Shale ( Still working on yer yum name)
Operations : Makes Ya Want To Yum Yum ( Heather )
Treasurer : Toby Yum aka Yumta Kint'a
Secretary : Cleopatra Yum ( Marilyn )

First Annual Yum Party!!

2005-11-20T02:30:14Z

First Annual Yum Party!!

When: December 9, 2005

Time: Most likely to start after 6p.m. til everyone passes out and we have to check out the next day. (K PLEASE ask for a late check, as I am sure some will be in no shape to be up and out of there by noon)

Cost: $10 to $20 per Person, which includes any guest you bring!! Money will go to cover the cost of the room and what is left over will go for booze and munchies. I am thinking that people might want to bring a dish/munchies to share as we don't know for sure how much money we will raise and how much will be left. All so extra booze is ALL WAYS a good idea!!!!

Money collecting: I feel that as many people as possible should get money to "Red Hot Yum and Enabler Yum" (Chris and K) ASAP! That way we can know how much money we have and how and shopping can be planned. If you wish to donate more money that's freaking awesome!! Monies can be giving to Big Daddy Yum Yum, Cleopatra Yum, Red Hot Yum at this time!!

Reason: Well because we can and because it's Big Daddy Yum Yum and Darth Poohcifer B-day's next month! And if you are December B-Day Yum speak up now!!

Theme: P.J. party. Flannel, silk, cotton, latex, leather, plastic wrap all welcome!! *evil smile*

Other ideas: Card games, drinking games, "other games". I am thinking that people might all want to bring 1 pillow and one blanket a piece. As I for see this ending up as a huge as puppy pile on the floor. Not saying it will, but it is a sleep over!! But for those not into puppy pile, it's a good idea to bring these things so that you can claim your own little piece of floor!

Well that's what I got for this. Info about guest, ie new people seeking to join will be forth coming as we will need to know the names of people and who there sponsor is and which council member as approved the sponsorship! Yes I will but out a list of Council members soon!!

All right, one more thing!! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE try to keep the rest of the party stuff on this thread as it's a nightmare to go back Thu the 6 threads we now have to see who said what and then place it all together. You all don't want to drive poor little old me insane now do you?!?!?

Cleopatra Yum
Keeper of the Book of Yum

Another place for yum

2005-11-16T23:52:12Z

I thought that I would let evryone know that we also have a yum place of stuff on Myspace. The URL for that is http://groups.myspace.com/thehouseofyum So come on over to that world as well if ya want too!

Makes ya wanna Yum Yum

Songs of the House of Yum!!

2005-11-14T19:05:31Z

These songs were helped into creation by the bands who origionaly made them up and with the help of Big Daddy Yum Yum and Darth Poocifur Yum

House of the Rising Yum

There is a house Big Daddy built
They call the House of Yum
And it's been the savior of many a
good soul
And God I know I'm one

My mother was a treckin babe
She drove me off to con
My father was a yummin man
Down in the hood I call home

Now the only thing a yummer needs
Is two hands and shot of rum
And the only time he's satisfied
Is when he gave some yum

Oh mother tell your children
Just to do what I have done
Spend your lives in sin and fun
In the House of the Rising Yum

Well, I got one foot on the floor here babe
The other foot in some rum
I'm goin' down to Orycon
To wear that ribbon and yum

Well, there is a house all over town
They call the Rising Yum
And it's been the savior of many a good soul
And God I know I'm one

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Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda

Hello Mudda, hello Fadda,
Here I am at Orycona
Con is very entertaining,
And they say I'll have More fun when I start drinking.

I went Yumming with Big Daddy;
He taught me how to get some booty.
You remember The Scarlet Yum dear;
She was playing with toes a lot right after dinner.

All con goers love the yummers,
And the chair has harem girls here,
And the head coach wants no sissies,
So he reads to us from something called "Hard Pussies".

Now I don't want this should scare ya,
But my yum mate's like a gorilla.
You remember Mocha Yum dear,
They're about to organize a searching party.

Leave me here, oh Mudda, Fadda,
Leave me here, I love the con now!
Let me stay at orycona where
I might get bitten by a bear.

Leave me here, I promise I will not break toys,
Just make some yum with other boys.
Oh, please just let me stay,
I've been here one whole day.

Dearest Father, darling Mother,
How's my precious little yummer?
Leave me at con, you won't miss me,
I could even have Dark Lady hug and kiss me.

Wait a minute, con is over,
Guys are leaving, gals are waving.
Playing ass grab, gee that's betta,
Mudda, Fadda, kindly disregard this letter!

Something that may be useful

2005-11-14T10:54:18Z

I wasn't sure who we had working on the shirts and what not. But this site was brought to my attention a little while ago and it may prove to be a good thing. http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=1000&affiliate=976
You can design, from what I can tell damn near anything you want.....I dunno. Never have been god at figure these things out for myself! But I thought that I might throw it into the pool of stuff we know about!

Makes ya Wanna Yum Yum

Current Brothers and Sisters of Yum and other Yum stuff!!!

2005-11-14T07:27:27Z

All right, here is a list of the Yum names we have and there first names.   Please forgive any miss spelling of names and please comment so they can be change! If you know a Yum that is not on this list (meaning you know they have a Yum name) Please be a super Yummy Yum and reply to this with there Yum name, first name and e-mail address!! So that way they can be brought into the fold of Yum!!

Also listed below are names up for grab and people that need yum names that either Big Daddy Yum Yum knows needs one, they are waiting for one or they wish to become a Yum. If you know of other that wish to become part of the House of Yum let us know!! "Spread Yum, till it Covers the World!!"

Coming soon: Yum Council, Yum merchandise, Pics of Yum and more to be announced!!

Cleopatra Yum Keep of the Book of Yum

Current Brothers and Sisters of Yum

The Head Yum:    Big Daddy Yum Yum

- Cleoparta Yum   (marilyn)
- Toby Yum a.ka. Yumta Kinte (brandon)
- Piece A Yum (Melissa a.k.a Silver Piece)
- Dark Poohcifer Yum (Pooh)
- Meow Yum (mouse)
- Dark Seamstress Yum
- Lollita Yum
- Full Metal Yum (brain)
- Vanilla Yum (annika)
- Cinnamon Yum
- Crouching Tiger, Hidden Yum (suzie)
- Yumgoslogoth (cathuli)
- Messiah Yum (rhia)
- Makes you want to Yum Yum
- Anti Yum
- Right Place, Right Yum (anthony)
- Double 007 Yum (paul)
- Darkmistress Yum (kara)
- Exotic Dancer Yum
- Yumstress (brigette)
- Yummysckrumpski (tony)
- Brown Sugar Yum
- Dark Yum (dark lady)
- Black Daddy Yum (chris w.)
- Red Hot Yum (k)
- Donald Yumfield (gordy)
- Old Dirty Manga Yum
- Regimental Yum
- Bun Bun Yum (wylde)
- Southern Bell Yum (lacy)
- Yumenstein (lrech)
- Alt. Lifestyle Yum
- The Minyum (TM)
- Yumzilla (TM) (pete k.)
- Dr. Yum
- Papa Yum (cory)
- Easy Yum (pirate)
- Neurosis Yum (melaner)
- IRR. REV Yum (trip)
- Scarlett Yum (tracy)
- Lucious Yum
- Hardcore Yum (carl)
- Hight Priced Yum (LeAnn)
- Roxxor Yum (marlo)
- Bubble Gum Yum (crystal)
- Keeper of Yum
- Cabin Boy Yum
- El Diablo Yum (mike brukes)

Yum names up for grabs:

- Scrumdiddliyumptious
- Tall, Dark and Yum
- Brabarian Yum
- Red Valkyrie Yum
- The Notorious Y.U.M.
- The Darker the Berry, the sweeter the Yum
- Got Yum
- Maximum Over Yum
- Smooth Yum
- Yum Light
- High Roller Yum
- Decadent Yum
- Brigham Yum
- Sir Yums A LOT
- Token Yum
- Some Yum Guy
- Spiced Yum
- Ninja Monkey Yum
- High Roller Yum
- Keeper of the Whore Bed Yum

YUMS THAT NEED NAMES OR NEED NEW NAMES!!!

george
shale
chris
adam
jacquline
tony c.
monica w.

Welcome....

2005-11-13T21:10:49Z

Ok so here it is History in the Yumming......

no really done with the Cheese.....

I am sure there will be plenty of cross posting between the LJ & Yahoo... But such is life..

We will be soon posting all the Council member names and their positions, If you have an issue get a hold of the right person only after you have had a friendly go at fixing the situation yourself.

I am available most of the time for most things including a sound beating if required... LOL

So Anyways for my little hello and welcome........

thats about it for now...
I will write more when I am not running through the pits of Hel ( Yes I spelled it that way on purpose)

Skol
Shale
( Yum Name unknown)

The First offical Newsletter of Yum!! Spreading the Yum New, Volume 1

2005-11-11T05:22:27Z

Spreading the Yum New, Volume 1

So it's time to start sharing the book of Yum!! I am happy to see that we are at 20 members all ready!! This is Yummy!

Now for those that missed it I wanted to pass on the fact that for you lj (live journal) freaks out there the House of Yum has a lj community. It is moderated so go sign up if you have one and join the fun on there as well. We want to spread the Yum till the world is covered with it!! Let me know if the color is to much. Thought it would be nice to use our chosen colors!

This issue will cover the THE TENETS & SLOGAN'S OF YUM!!!

THE TENETS OF YUM!!!

1. Don't Yum and Tell

2. Yum as you would have others Yum under you!

3. What happens in Yum, stays in Yum!

4. Yums will be 21 years and over!

5. Do what ever makes you feel good, as long as you don't hurt yourself or others... unless that's what you like!!

6. To boldly go where no Yum has gone before!

7. All your Yum are belong to us!

8. Honor thy Yum

SLOGAN'S OF YUM

When it rains it Yums

To all the girls I've Yummed before...

Save a asshole, ride a Yum

Y you
U under
M me

If it doesn't Yum all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face.

Don't bother me, I am Yumming

I brake for Yum

I Yum your girl/boy friend

My other Yum is your girl/boy friend

I (insert heart pic here) Yum

I can't believe it's not Yum

I am much to Yum to be this damn Yum

You had me at Yum

I have not yet begun to Yum

Yum!! It's what for dinner

One by one, the Yum are stealing my Purity

Yo ho ho and a bottle of Yum

No one can Yum you like yourself

The good, The Bad and the Yum

In Yum we Lust

A few will enter, but many will yum

The few, the Proud, The Yum!!

Yum all you want, we got more

Yum them all and let God sort them out

Dude, where's my Yum

Finger licking Yum

Yum is.......

Yum Happens

A Yum in the hand, is worth 2 in the bush

Beauty is Yum deep

Only the Yum will Survive

Yum the.....

You have to be this tall---- to ride the Yum

Will Yum for food

It takes a village to raise the a Yum

If you yum it, they will cum

Bring the Rum to the Yum

Cleopatra Yum

It has Begun

2005-11-08T20:16:10Z

After many years of being a yum myself and slowly but surly dubbing others with there yum names. We as a group of yum have decided as a whole to move ths one step higher. There will be many things to follow party dates current affairs and the such. So keep your eyes out and be ready cause yum can happen anytime and anywhere..

Big Daddy Yum Yum..