Community Profile

A community for people with a sense of humor who like clothes and hate insipidity. Basically, everything and nothing.

Your post can include whatever you want (yes, you can review the last movie you saw, ask for advice about your boyfriend, and show us what's in your purse), but it must have all of the following components or it will be deleted: something humorous, something interesting, and something fashionable.

For humor: snark is good. Photo commentary is good. Anything that at least makes us smirk is good. For interest: if you wouldn't read it, don't post it. For fashion: what you wore today is good. What you wish you wore today also works. What you're lusting after is okay. What you just bought is acceptable.

TLDR: Sometimes, one story or picture can fulfill two requirements. Crazy, isn't it? Basically, if you have a funny anecdote to share and pictures of the cute outfit you wore today, you're in the clear.

Don't say, "This is the interesting part of my post." Would you say, "This is my thesis"? If it isn't obvious, it fails.

Use your best judgment. We will.

A rating community. A community for people who cannot laugh at other people or laugh at themselves. A community for people who are boring. A community for people who have no sense of style.

All of the guidelines below and everything you have read so far apply every day of the week except Friday.

Therefore, if you want to ask the community a question, post a rant, post pictures from your last vacation, show us that thing you do with your eyeliner that you think you invented, etc., now you can do it.

FRIDAY BEGINS AT 12:00 A.M. EST AND ENDS AT 11:59 P.M. EST.

1. All posts should be tagged by your username.

2. Intro posts should be tagged as ! intro.

3. Friday off-topic should be tagged as ! friday.

4. Everything else can be tagged randomly as you see fit.

1. Indicate in the title that it is, in fact, an introduction.

2. You can tell us your name, but other than that, we don't really care how old you are or if you live in Florida.

3. Show us some pictures. Maybe of your face, maybe of your closet, maybe of your favorite outfit, maybe of your room. If you hate the way you look, just pretend that you were drunk in the picture and you're normally infinitely more attractive.

4. Tell us two interesting facts about yourself. The keyword here is interesting. If this is too hard for you, make something up.

5. Tell us your fashion rule.

6. Tell us anything else about yourself you feel like sharing. No Bibles, please, we have lives.

7. Tell us who would win in an epic battle between pirates and ninjas. Support your claim.

EXTRA CREDIT: Find a picture of anyone (it could even be you) on the Internet and make us laugh with your caption.

That's me, your moderator and host, cezanne.

1. I will not hesitate to delete your shit.

2. Academic achievement and sales get me higher than cocaine.

My fashion rule is, "If you think it looks good, seek a second opinion."

If you have any questions, I can be reached via e-mail.

Don't annoy me and we'll get along famously. Yes, I am a control freak, you perceptive individual, you.