April Fool's Day Fic Challenge
Write a 100 or 400 word fic (has to have the exact number of words - use Word or a similar program to count the number of words) on a practical joke, a misleading premise, or just something funny.

Bonus points for smut or unusual pairings. :D

Anyone who enters can have their choice of a high-quality Yami scan from the manga or either artbook. For anyone who works in the unusual pairing or smut angle, I'll make an icon of your choice from a manga image (within my abilities - i.e. nothing animated).

Please post your fics in seperate posts and not as a reply to this post.

Also, please remember the format for posting fics:

TITLE:
CHAPTER: (If one-shot, please state)
AUTHOR:
RATING:
SPOILERS (if relevant):
WARNINGS:
PAIRING(S):
SUMMARY:
DISCLAIMER:

There is no set deadline, but it'd be best to post these before Midnight on April First.