March of the Xenosaga Perverts

What, you thought we were fucking penguins?

12/7/06 08:18 pm - [info]fujin06 - ANOTHER CRACK VIDEO YAY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44aivbQOXzA

More Xenosaga Cracktasticness....
This one has pretty much everyone in it tho...xD

(one spoiler as to who the white testament just incase someone doesnt know who it OBVIOUSLY is)

12/5/06 03:50 pm - [info]fujin06 - Momo crack loli AMV

DO NOT WATCH IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED!!! xD OMG I can't believe I made this... ....If you are innocent and not peverted etc, DONT WATCH THIS... This is a LOLI video...(well the song is anyway..) Rated 17&Up ...
btw, this is CRACK, don't take it seriously xD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R-tm8j5MSY

12/2/06 11:40 pm - [info]fujin06 - An AlbedoxRubedo crack amv <3 xD

I made an AlbedoxRubedo crack AMV...
I find it very amusing....

BTW, this is just a parody amv, I love the couple to bunches myself... But when I heard this song, I immediately thought of them... xD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pumGjNJt40Q

10/18/06 09:25 pm - [info]cosmicnotion - BEST QUOTE EVER

"And chaos pr0n is good for what ails ya. Like chicken soup, only with a bigger penis." - [info]oceanica

9/9/06 06:18 pm - [info]noir_blanc - Testaments are DIRTY

So me and [info]yuna0707 were talking about how at times Xenosaga Ep.III is an endless comedy goldmine and how disturbing some things are...

Because really, the Testaments make everything sound dirty )

9/8/06 10:14 pm - [info]renabunny42

First time poster, I felt the need to share XD


Got the first game I'd say two weeks ago? Very close to finishing it in a few days but then took a break, trying to finish it tonight and tomorrow night actually XD


a preview of what you shall find




Me: yey MOMO/chaos/Jr/Albedo foursome with tentacle p0rn on the side? :D
Friend A: XDDDDD
Friend A: That's wrong.
Me: which part breaks your mind the most? :D
Friend A: The tentacle pr0n. XD
Me: not the uke!Albedo
Friend A: Not quite. XD

9/3/06 01:40 am - [info]sky_pirate_tat - Ziggy's Special: When used on Juli Mizrahi

XDD
Is anyone else amused by Ziggy's "Penetrate" attack?

9/2/06 07:03 pm - [info]lunarwolf2002

Gwen: "THEY LOOK TOO YOUNG, STOP MAKING ME STARE AT- oh, much better"
Gwen: they WANT us to get fetishes u.u* sticking chaos in that
Katie: *stares at Jr.* You know, I shouldn't be having pedo thoughts about him since he's technically two years younger than me but WHAT THE HELL
Gwen: XD
Gwen: but FOR REAL D:
Gwen: what IS it with them having so many people
Gwen: look younger then they are?
Katie: heh yeah
Gwen: like HALF MY PARTY LOOKS UNDER 14, WTF

9/2/06 10:59 am - [info]lunarwolf2002

Hi I'm new, and I finally decided to join after the following comment I made on IRC last night lol:

"chaos was cute in episode 1, in episode 2 he got hotter, but now in episode 3, he's fourteen kinds of "Oh my God I want to molest that boy" hot"

XD

Si yeah, hey there XD

7/18/06 11:51 pm - [info]sky_pirate_tat - Ziggy's Swimsuit. . .further perv-speculation

. . . first Ziggy goes into a magical girl transformation sequence. . . )
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7/5/06 01:21 pm - [info]shinseikakumei - yep you guessed it, this has to do with the bulge

Hello, long time pervert, first time poster ^^

what? a mansion? )

INTERMISSION!

oh it gets worse )

5/15/06 11:23 pm - [info]sky_pirate_tat - A Reason to Strip

Only reason they would strip on screen )
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4/27/06 11:13 pm - [info]cosmicnotion - We three pervs...

So my friends and I come up with the funniest shit EVER.

OMFG )

WOOHOOHAHAHAHAHAHOOO!!!!!

We are the shiz.

X-posted to my journal.

4/11/06 11:18 pm - [info]little_sad_girl - Yo!

Alright. I suck, so don't expect this to be extremely pervy, okay? Okay.

Yeshua means "Jesus of Nazerath", right? And a whole lot of people (but I'm gonna say everybody) loves Jesus. And Jesus loves everyone. But Wilhelm called chaos Yeshua. So that means chaos loves everybody, and everybody loves chaos.

So does that mean chaos is gettin it on with everyone in the whole entire universe with everyone he's met? I mean... Canaan, Jin, Shion, Tony, Hammer, Captain Matthews, Jr., Gaignun, Albedo, MOMO, KOS-MOS, the 100-series, the Kirchwassers, civilians, Luty, and the Compass of Order knows who else.

...You know Wilhelm enjoys watching this. Because Wilhelm must stalk chaos, and Albedo must stalk Jr.


Also, I just noticed this a couple of months ago, but in Xenosaga Episode I, if you change your display character to Jr., and then you talk to Luty, he will sit down. And the way he's laying down while he sits, he is looking under Shion and Luty's skirts. Also, his shortness gives him an advantage, because if there's someone really tall (like KOS-MOS), he can just look under their skirts and wouldn't be blamed for anything! So yes, his special power IS useful. So is his immatureness. He can get it on with a kid AND an adult. Which means no doubt he'll do it with MOMO, and then since chaos cares so much, he can do it with him.

Oh wow, who knew I could gain so much insperation by making it to the Song of Nephilim? ...Yes, I have not beat XS-1 or XS-2. I have 100 games, I'm too busy playing those!

...Alright, I'm done.

4/10/06 04:22 pm - [info]rocketonaplanet - FACT:



And all those GAME WATCH watermarks? They were photoshopped in place of the PEDO BEAR SEAL OF APPROVAL. I know the truth. I blame Wilhelm, sneaky beast.

3/4/06 12:50 am - [info]rocketonaplanet - ...I was bored.


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3/3/06 12:50 am - [info]sky_pirate_tat

Tat says:
"*imagines chaos dancing on stage to a jpop kind of song, waving his bulge around*"

osiris benuu says:
XDDD

「MOUSEーEATER」 says:
*headdesk*

100-series says:
XD

Tat says:
so. . . when chaos does this. Is it at a gay bar?

osiris benuu says:
lol
osiris benuu says:
he's a chippendale

100-series says:
XD

osiris benuu says:
-wandering through the cathedral ship, Shion suddenly had the strangest urge to put money in chaos' pants-

「MOUSEーEATER」 says:
>.<
「MOUSEーEATER」 says:
lol Kossy is a backup singer

Tat says:
*then chaos gave teh Gnosis a lap dance*

osiris benuu says:
XDDD

「MOUSEーEATER」 says:
Thanks Tat, you broke my brain.

100-series says:
XD

osiris benuu says:
omfg

100-series says:
You should hear why Meimi thinks Shion and MOMO's hands both glow XD

osiris benuu says:
oh god XD

Tat says:
why?

100-series says:
cause they were touchin some gnosis lol

「MOUSEーEATER」 says:
*covers ears* think happy thoughtz---

osiris benuu says:
XD XD

Tat says:
well, they have to distract the gnosis somehow

100-series says:
XD

osiris benuu says:
-all of a sudden, the party came upon a pole inside the cathedral ship. KOS-MOS promptly began to dance upon it-
osiris benuu says:
Shion: what?? I didnt program her for this!!! -spaz-
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3/2/06 05:43 pm - [info]yuna0707 - Because meimi pwns all

[info]yuna0707this is what gets me. SELLERS. DMITRI.  That's a match made in creepy heaven
[info]meimizomg ugly sexx0r
[info]yuna0707: ...
[info]yuna0707:  *DEAD*
[info]meimi:  gaignun's body shall be tainted forevah ;_;
[info]yuna0707:  *DEAD*
[info]meimi:  well, it explains seller's hoverchair of love~
[info]yuna0707can't...breathe...
[info]meimi:  o/'

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[info]yuna0707:   http://www.watch.impress.co.jp/game/docs/20060224/ep3_03.htm note we have one of Voyager's guns lurking around
[info]meimi: hee
[info] oh! you reminded me.
[info]meimi: :D voyager and his detachables~
[info]yuna0707if there's a cure for paralysis in Saga...then why the hell is Sellers...JESUS CHRIST MEIMI
[info]meimi: *grins impishly*
[info]yuna0707AHEM.
[info]meimi: yet another reason for ziggy to hate on voyager :x
[info]meimi: he got his detachables first~
[info]yuna0707why is Sellers rolling around in a hoverchair when nanomachines...*

2/14/06 12:19 am - [info]cosmicnotion - Here be perviness.

Yeeeeeessssss... so [info]100_series and I were talking about gun laws and how the gun laws in the US are just plain stupid. And then we ended up talking about something else. XD

100-series: yeah its just they feel more macho and powerful with a gun
Auroremne: *cough*JR.!*cough* I mean... yes, I agree.
100-series: XD
Auroremne: Sorry. Couldn't resist, mate. ^_~
100-series: well it even says in the ODM lol... his ego basically turns guns into an extension of his will
Auroremne: Yeah, I've heard something about that...
100-series: yeah the durandal's guns too XD
Auroremne: *keeps dirty thoughts to herself* XDDDD
Auroremne: Though I bet you know what I'm thinking.
100-series: LOL brainshare XD
100-series: maybe he'd be good in bed after all lol
Auroremne: He'd just need to learn how to do it, then he'd be fine. XD
100-series: lol I bet he watches porn, he knows XD
100-series: not that I would blame him
Auroremne: *gets a mental image of Jr. wanking off to a pr0n video and promptly chokes and dies*

And now you all are either laughing your arses off, or digging your eyes and brains out with rusty spoons. XD

2/12/06 03:29 am - [info]sky_pirate_tat - Attention Fic writers! This is the correct way to end fanfictions!

100-series says:
hmm maybe I should make a more interesting version of the "goodnight" one *evil plots*
100-series says:
I couldn't think of how to end it
100-series says:
I have a problem with that XD

Tat says:
sex always makes things intereseting ^^;

100-series says:
lol

Tat says:
and it can end books wonderfully too, as evidenced by Dan Brown

100-series says:
mwahaha
100-series says:
I'll just end every fic with somebody getting it on

Tat says:
*thumbs up* Tat approved

100-series says:
lol
100-series says:
the last line will be "and then they had hot, satisfying sex"
100-series says:
XD

Tat says:
"and it was so hot that the Durandal sweated"

100-series says:
XD
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