wtf_omgz: Read A Book!

non serviam (

ammutbite) wrote in

wtf_omgz,
@ 2008-05-05 01:46:00

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Read A Book!

Kids these days got no damn sense. All they know is playing their Grand Theft Katamari and World of Llolcat, and texting each other on the WiiPod. Back in the day before all this mindless electronic crap, people spent time improving themselves by reading good books.
Not the sportpage, and not magazines...

Here's a site with all kinds of great books. Damn, over a 1000 different ones... all important enough to get digitized and amade vailable online for free download.

You can learn all sorts of stuff, just like they used to back in the day.-

You can Learn History

Study Evolution

Explore Psychology

Hear Shocking Stories From the World of Law Enforcement.

Discover New Hobbies

kick back with an adventure story

PS Okay, srsly, WTF?WaIs there really a need for over 50 different novels about horses and dogs?
Is the subject range is a true reflection of what customers were buying and really got off on?....
Maybe it's just me, but this creeps me the fuck out...

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	englishscissors 2008-05-05 12:03 pm UTC (link)
	Now we know what happened in barns where hookers were not widely available. Daughters, horses, and dogs. (Reply to this)

	lainy 2008-05-05 12:33 pm UTC (link)
	lol, where can I buy me some of these? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	lainy 2008-05-05 12:34 pm UTC (link)
	OMG I can read them there!? AWESOME! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vandigo 2008-05-05 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	Your icons are pure win for this. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	smith_smith 2008-05-05 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	HAHAHAHAA (Reply to this)(Parent)

	raiden_x 2008-05-05 12:41 pm UTC (link)
	Oh my god! That site is being bookmarked like a bitch! "The Incest Twins". Yeah, that shit will be read by tomorrow night. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	taffer 2008-05-05 01:58 pm UTC (link)
	Twincest is wincest? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	raiden_x 2008-05-06 01:39 am UTC (link)
	Ooh you need some learnings. Let me learn you. Twincest = twins getting it on. Wincest = Dean & Sam having sexy times. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rainolive 2008-05-05 01:18 pm UTC (link)
	woah, thankyou! what a precious jewel. I love online books, and uerm, this is certainly amusing. I also reviewed it for stumbleupon. yea I'm so cool. (Reply to this)

	taffer 2008-05-05 01:57 pm UTC (link)
	LOLOL IT'S DONKEY TIME! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	queen_jennie 2008-05-05 03:41 pm UTC (link)
	That one was my favorite, title-wise. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mycroftholmes 2008-05-05 09:10 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, can't beat that. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	foxbaby 2008-05-06 09:12 am UTC (link)
	best title for anything ever (Reply to this)(Parent)

	deathstar461 2008-05-05 02:35 pm UTC (link)
	lol@donkey time! Nazi joy camp.... gives whole new meaning to Joy Division, donnit? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	w1nky 2008-05-05 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	XD lol Yus...it most certainly does. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mycroftholmes 2008-05-05 03:07 pm UTC (link)
	I love the publisher's forwards on these - making them seem like important contributions to the canon of English letters. (Reply to this)

	banditthehorse 2008-05-05 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	i really couldn't get past wanting to play grand theft katamari or owning a wiipod. then it was donkey time! i love donkey time. (Reply to this)

	IT'S DONKEY TIME! ladymiranoy 2008-05-05 05:28 pm UTC (link)
	OH MY GOD. YES. A friend of mine in high school found a whole box of these in his grandpa's garage. Needless to say, they were passed around the whole group within a week, and became in-jokes for the rest of the year. You, sir, are magnificent. (Reply to this)

	thetimeof_night 2008-05-05 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	Read a book. Read a book. Read a mother fucking book. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	slowdance_xx 2008-05-05 08:07 pm UTC (link)
	R-E-A-D A- B-O OK! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ammutbite 2008-05-05 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	it's called deodorant it's not expensive... Not too sure if D.Mite meant this kind of "motherfucking", though...:) Edited at 2008-05-05 11:37 pm UTC (Reply to this)(Parent)

	thejunk 2008-05-05 06:18 pm UTC (link)
	I'm looking for "The Aristocrats". no such luck. (Reply to this)

	shakeyourjunk 2008-05-05 06:58 pm UTC (link)
	OMFG this is a gold mine! ~bookmarked~ lol (Reply to this)

	plaiddaimpailer 2008-05-05 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	Hilarious books, but i really, really just want a wiipod now :( (Reply to this)

	laughing_lovers 2008-05-05 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	oh christ. (Reply to this)

	hokuto 2008-05-05 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	I'm very disappointed that upon checking out the centaur series there is not a single tale of human on centaur action. What a gyp. (Reply to this)

	ninjadog08 2008-05-07 12:13 am UTC (link)
	This just begs to be posted to the weepingcock community (Reply to this)

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