oh my god, you guys.

a couple weeks ago, my mom told me about a gag gift she got for my dad for their anniversary.

she asked if it would be okay to have it shipped to my apartment so my dad wouldn't find out about it.

when she told me what it was, i couldn't believe it. i've heard about this all over the internets but i didn't think anyone would actually be so stupid as to buy one.

a personalized romance novel.





and yes, there are sex scenes.

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oh, i forgot: here's the website with more gems like "vampire kisses" and "racing hearts"...

http://booksbyyou.com

 
MAO!

 
Tit or GTFO!

Wow..... Just wow. Please tell me that "die, bitch, I hate you, fuck you, and shut up" won't be the only words in his vocab come ten years. I

I would like to see his reaction to this when he's older though.