...Sick furry fetishes are 1000 times more disturbing when they're not furry anymore.

Umm hi, I'm new, been spending the last few days reading the archives because this shit is my crystal meth ^-^

This site was easily found so I figure it's probably OLD, but I've never seen it on here before, and I reckon it's high time I attempted to contribute something to this loverly community. It's the first whatever-chan site that has immediately made me go WHAT... THE FUCK, actually out loud and proud with my eyes like O.O And then my second thought was, jesus, what if a serial killer gets me tomorrow and in the course of the subsequent police investigation, a horrified detective has to break the news to my trembling, wan-faced parents that he found THIS SHIT in my History?



Much, much, much more odd and frightening child porn-oviposition-cockneck-themed madness at the goldmine that is

http://gurochan.net

Please don't FAIL me I am but small in this world kthx :)

Oh man. I laughed for like 5 mins after reading this. But my favorite part is the last comment. Jesus.

STONY MOUNTAIN, Man. — A 15-year-old boy died in a horrific construction accident Friday when he was buried under a mountain of searing-hot asphalt.

sizzleource:http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20080725.wasphalt0725/BNStory/National/home

I was watching the science channel when a commercial came on. I didn't catch what it was for because I was to focused on the guy they got to stare at me threw the tv and tell me about the product. It was this emmy award winning actor named Hal Holbrook. The entire time he was talking all I could think of was how much he looked like Zeke The Plumber from the 90's tv show Salute Your Shorts. AmiRite?

more fan-boy/ furry fun.

BTW, sorry if this is old shit. But hey, it made me go WTF!?

Pictured: The TV rabbit preaching hatred and telling young Muslims to 'kill and eat Jews'



Oh man. A youtube search for "Tomorrow's Pioneers" is a fucking goldmine. Have fun!

Kinda amazing, actually.

Papa Smurf


Smurfette
 

Brainy Smurf


Dreamy Smurf


Actually, it's a condition called "Arygia"...google it.

I am sorry if you guys find this stupid, but I laughed so hard, and kept picturing a squirrel running around a hot popcorn popper, before squealing and succumbing to death.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj3QAzSWVA4

Accident happens during good-luck ritual

LEBANON, Ind. - A woman accidentally stabbed herself in the foot with a 3-foot-long sword while performing a Wiccan good luck ritual at a cemetery in central Indiana.

Katherine Gunther, 36, of Lebanon, pierced her left foot with the sword while performing the rite at Oak Hill Cemetery, police said.

Gunther said she was performing the ceremony to give thanks for a recent run of good luck. The ceremony involves the use of candles, incense and driving swords into the ground during the full moon.

Gunther said was aiming to put the sword in the ground, but hit her foot instead.

"It wasn't the first time I performed the ritual, but it was the first time I put a sword through my foot," she said.

Gunther immediately pulled the sword out of her foot, and her companions took her to Witham Memorial Hospital, where she was kept a couple days for treatment.

No charges were filed, police said. The Wiccans were warned that being in the cemetery in the city about 20 miles northwest of Indianapolis after posted visiting hours constitutes trespassing.

Wicca is a nature-based religion based on respect for the earth, nature and the cycle of the seasons.


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25803777/?GT1=43001