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Because of the recent events, wtf_drarry and wtf_addicts will be deleted soon.


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Who's up for a little homemade cooking?

Ever since the Animagus debacle (yes, it was), I've been spending lots of time with Dobby in the kitchens avoiding Dra- Malfoy. He's been showing me tons of new recipes and even how to cook with things from the Forbidden forest! I've made this soup up from some herbs and plants, so everyone who's feeling adventurous and hungry, step right up!

Not to mention that oh wait, isn't it against school rules to use transfiguration as a punishment?



Agh. Enough. Now I can properly study.

I could have excused the cacophony, the bites and scratches, and even the gorilla dung and rodent droppings. However, I cannot abide that Fawkes flatly refuses to enter my office until this ill-behaved menagerie is no longer in residence.

I believe you have all learnt your lesson.

Yours,
Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster

That is it. I'm tired of moving slower than Draco a Hufflepuff on a broom. I'm tired of only wanting to eat plants. And I'm sick and tired of being used as a coffee table!

I will break into his office myself if I have to and demand to be returned to my normal form! Those of you tired of being animals, follow me. Or carry me if you're large enough, otherwise this charge may take a lot longer than previously planned.

En garde, Dumbledore!

Is there a slim chance that Dumbledore's beard is made out of wool?

I've had it.


This is beyond ridiculous.

Ahh, finally, wonderful lake, cool lake, I just want to bury myself--

...


OH MY GOD SNORT WHAT THE FUCK COUGH I CAN'T SWIM GURGLE.

Ginny, would you like to join me in my burrow for dinner? I have some very good seeds and nuts but I'm still looking for Millie's stash.

What are you-

LONGBOTTOM, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

This is even better than being a human! I get to romp around in the grass and play with Draco and bounce on Harry and chase all the kittens and eat nuts and frolick with the butterflies and no I haven't slept in a day and half why do you ask?

I think if we all get together we may be able to persuade the Headmaster that we've learned our "lesson" and that he should OH GOD A BALL OF YARN

The clamor of animal noises is disrupting the rest of the school's human (or non-animal) residents, so I'll be putting up a translation spell from here on.

And try to keep the defecating in hallways to a minimum, please.


Yours,
Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster

Sqrawk raaaaaaa!!

....mmmmmew! nmew mrew.

RORORORORORORO!

Squeek! Sqwa-squeeken!

Tweet twee, tweet!

Honk honk rrrrrrrr-

RRRRR!


HRELP! HRELP! HRELLLLP!

Mew.

Meow meow mewmew meow mew. Mewmew mew, mew mew meow mewmew mewww. Meow!

EEEEEEEEEEK EEEP MEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Dear Students and Faculty,

As you are likely aware, it has long been the policy of the school to never use Transfiguration as a punishment. We have adhered to this guideline for years, and I believe that this practice has served the school well.

Until now.

It has come to my attention that a certain student has taken it upon himself to pursue a perilous avenue of magical study without the supervision of an instructor. I believe that further dangerous extracurricular activities such as this will be curtailed if I allow you all to experience the exact thing that this individual has attempted.

Consider this not a punishment, but a valuable learning experience. Your Animagi forms shall be transformed back when I feel sufficient knowledge has been acquired within the student body.

Yours,

Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster