@the thunderdouche in Skettis last night:
I'm glad to know that you wanted to do the escort SO badly that you not only broke my CC on the ambush, but also dropped your pain train of 4 arrakoa on me, resulting in the death of the Skyguard Prisoner and me failing the quest. I did see you promptly fly back to the cage and take the escort, and then proceed to watch me dismember the mobs you decided to dump on me. I'm glad I could help you unwittingly clear the trash allowing you to rather easily complete the quest. Yes, I did survive despite your best efforts.
And that, my dear Bip or Beep or whatever the sweet blue fuck your name was, is why I camped you for the better part of an hour when you showed up, lo and behold, 5 hours later to kill those oh-so-difficult guards in Crossroads. Instant karma's gonna get you, like the song says. Oh, and if you're going to try and bluewall me, at least have the decency to stunlock me first so I don't turn around and transform you into a portable pincushion. My raptor enjoys the taste of gnome.
L2 not piss me off, k thx bai.
Kisses,
Zjinga
Oh, and hay, you gaiz know the servers are down, rite? LAWL.