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So it's about tax time, so I get the annual report from my mutual fund, and there among the ineffable charts that obfuscate why I'm going broke is a little piece of paper that begins, "Acme Late-Nite Investments, Uninc. has develeoped a Business Continuity Plan on how we will respond to events that significantly disrupt our business."

So, wow. I'm wondering, what do they know? Do they know about April 30?

I swear this the first time I've ever gotten a message like this.

They go on to say "We plan to quickly recover". Uh-hunh. I am SO reassured.

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