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Created on 2005-10-06 02:52:58 (#8471975), last updated 2008-05-26
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AboutAdrian's main residence is currently in the U.S., in Massachusetts. For reasons he's never specified he chose it over his ancestral home in Wallachia. Although unable to enjoy royal privileges there, he certainly did not sacrifice high living. His estate is a sprawling mansion set on the rolling hills of the Berkshires. For new visitors, it is ridiculously easy to get lost in, and even he hasn't been in every room yet. Although he's had wild sex with Tabby in nearly every room he's entered. Generally he spends his time in either the den, the kitchen, or his bedroom. He abandoned his original bedroom because in a fit of insane passion he murdered Jimmy Angelov there. Jack Sparrow almost raped Tabby for a second time in the ballroom. On his porch, he was shot in the knees by Agent Sheldon Sands. And he has a memorial grave on the grounds for his daughter, Lisa, who was miscarried in his first hotel. Despite these gory disasters, most of his memories of his home are sweet because they involve tender moments with Tabby.
The Tepes Grand is a casino owned by Adrian and Tabby Tepes. It is located on the Nexus, which touches upon all realities. For each visitor, the Grand appears to be a fixture in the nearest sizable city, so that it interlocks with Boston as easily as Abu Dhabi, or Coruscant. Inside, accommodations can be found in either of two four-star hotels. In addition to the slots, the poker tables, and roulette wheels, the Grand has a variety of shops, bars, restaurants, and entertainment. For more permanent guests, the upper stories are comprised of luxury condos which can be purchased or rented. There is also a more affordable apartment building conveniently located nearby.
Natural and unnatural law affect the casino, so damage done - whether physical or property - is permanent unless rebuilt or healed. Death is possible. Very few things are free at the Grand, though money can be won in staggering amounts.
A General Integrity Enforcer (Remus Lupin) ensures that those with psychic abilities don't cheat the house.
The layout of the casino itself is stable, although not everything present is listed here.
Exterior
The complex is composed of a glass and steel skyscraper that towers over a body of water. On the boardwalk, pillars shoot flames at regular intervals to provide a spectacle.
The Atrium
On the ceiling of the lobby, the glass flashes different colors in dazzling light shows.
Auditorium
Bludget is the diva of the showgirls, and performs regularly on stage. Drinks are served in the more expensive seats. Other shows are regularly booked, from Penn and Teller to the Blue Man Group, as well as some truly otherworldly events.
Casinos
These rooms are interspersed regularly, and provide a chance at hitting it big. Drinks are free in these areas, although not as high quality as what is served in the bars.
Karaoke Bar
The demon Sweet has a joint here which is open every day of the week. Sing for him and bear your soul through his magic, although if you dance you risk bursting into flames.
Jack's Condo
Decked out in blue, sparsely furnished and usually filthy, Captain Jack Sparrow's condo is one of the most expensive living areas in the casino. Security here is always an issue, and just about anyone has been known to wander in.
Condos
A fair representation of what is potentially available for the high-paying customer who wishes to live permanently on-site. More affordable apartments are on hand as well.
Hotels
Visitors can take a room at either hotel for a cost, although the truly luxurious suites are reserved for the high rollers. These are actually booked free of charge, so spending vast amounts of money at the games can be rewarded handsomely.
Shopping Mall
Everything can be bought here, from tacky tourist gifts to luxury goods and exotic merchandise. Several magic stores are lurking around as well.
Children can be dropped off so parents can enjoy a little R&R. Please note this is probably the most heavily guarded place in the entire casino and is one hundred percent safe.
Restaurants & Pubs
Everything from fast food to fifties diners and five star restaurants are on hand. Several comfortable but noisy pubs and bars are spread around as well.
Strip Club
Raunchy as hell itself, the strip club has several main rooms, for topless, full nudity, guys and girls, and private shows as well.
Cathedral
The Metatron has taken up residence in this grand, sweeping church located right on premises for anyone feeling spiritual. Or looking to pick a fight with God. It also is warded to provide a haven.
Clinic
Doctors are on hand to treat injury at the clinic.
Offices
The casino is run from offices located high above the rest of the complex on the top floors of the skyscraper. These are off-limits except by appointment, although sometimes get broken into.
Penthouse
Adrian and Tabby hold a residence here. And not surprisingly, a hell of a lot of sex takes place there. It has a private elevator and is invitation only. Breaking in here would be supremely idiotic.
On the ceiling of the lobby, the glass flashes different colors in dazzling light shows.
Auditorium
Bludget is the diva of the showgirls, and performs regularly on stage. Drinks are served in the more expensive seats. Other shows are regularly booked, from Penn and Teller to the Blue Man Group, as well as some truly otherworldly events.
Casinos
These rooms are interspersed regularly, and provide a chance at hitting it big. Drinks are free in these areas, although not as high quality as what is served in the bars.
Karaoke Bar
The demon Sweet has a joint here which is open every day of the week. Sing for him and bear your soul through his magic, although if you dance you risk bursting into flames.
Jack's Condo
Decked out in blue, sparsely furnished and usually filthy, Captain Jack Sparrow's condo is one of the most expensive living areas in the casino. Security here is always an issue, and just about anyone has been known to wander in.
Condos
A fair representation of what is potentially available for the high-paying customer who wishes to live permanently on-site. More affordable apartments are on hand as well.
Hotels
Visitors can take a room at either hotel for a cost, although the truly luxurious suites are reserved for the high rollers. These are actually booked free of charge, so spending vast amounts of money at the games can be rewarded handsomely.
Shopping Mall
Everything can be bought here, from tacky tourist gifts to luxury goods and exotic merchandise. Several magic stores are lurking around as well.
Children can be dropped off so parents can enjoy a little R&R. Please note this is probably the most heavily guarded place in the entire casino and is one hundred percent safe.
Restaurants & Pubs
Everything from fast food to fifties diners and five star restaurants are on hand. Several comfortable but noisy pubs and bars are spread around as well.
Strip Club
Raunchy as hell itself, the strip club has several main rooms, for topless, full nudity, guys and girls, and private shows as well.
Cathedral
The Metatron has taken up residence in this grand, sweeping church located right on premises for anyone feeling spiritual. Or looking to pick a fight with God. It also is warded to provide a haven.
Clinic
Doctors are on hand to treat injury at the clinic.
Offices
The casino is run from offices located high above the rest of the complex on the top floors of the skyscraper. These are off-limits except by appointment, although sometimes get broken into.
Penthouse
Adrian and Tabby hold a residence here. And not surprisingly, a hell of a lot of sex takes place there. It has a private elevator and is invitation only. Breaking in here would be supremely idiotic.
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