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[fic] [Jan. 17th, 2008|09:47 pm]

apiphile
Title: Personae.
Fandom: Withnail & I
Word Count: 2,527
Rating: PG-13/R
Pairing: Withnail/Monty
Warnings: See pairing. Hahah. Also underage sex which – before you flag this post – is not intended to titillate in any way. In fact, if you find it sexy you're fucked up.
Disclaimer: b'long Robinson, not me.
Note: I run off and make my own canon all the damned time, but [info]emeriin made me do it this time.

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I gave up towards the end but I want a fucking biscuit for TRYING. [Dec. 19th, 2007|10:16 pm]

apiphile
Title: Too Drunk To Fuck
Fandom: Withnail & I
Word Count: 2,754
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Withnail/Presumin’ Ed. I have no idea how that happened.
Warnings: Really non-standard pairing?
Disclaimer: B’long Robinson/Handmade not b’long me.

It’s like a game of musical fucking chairs; Marwood moves out one rainy afternoon in October and Danny – unwelcome, unasked, unwanted, unwashed, and without any warning – moves in. He brings with him the odour of true failure, because you know you’ve really hit rock bottom when London’s worst dealer is wanking in the bedroom next door. (Read More)
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Fanfic: Last Chance [Dec. 13th, 2007|04:45 pm]

emeriin
[mood | cold]

 Title: Last Chance
Word Count: A miniscule amount; 378 words.
Pairings: Mostly gen but a little amount of Marwood/Withnail, Monty/Marwood, Monty/Eric, Danny/Withnail and Danny/Marwood.
Rating: Completely tame, PG-13 at best.
Author:  [info]emeriin
A/N: My beta's are most likely working or having lives. This is just a tiny piece of angst preparing myself for the utterly horrific works of pain my long fics for this fandom are going to be. 

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fic: wolves (heavy R) [Oct. 6th, 2007|03:38 pm]

thebirdmachine
[Current Location |Liverpool, UK]
[mood | thankful]

Title: Wolves
Author: Annie aka [info]thebirdmachine
Pairing: Withnail/Marwood
Summary: they smoke, they drink, they have sex. And then they discuss wolves.
Rating: heavy R
Warning: sex, drugs, swearing.
Notes: new member! Bringing fics. This is totally unbeta'd. My current beta has deserted me, forsooth.
Words: 2,430
Disclaimer: I do not own Withnail & I, or any of the characters.

Wolves )
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[Sep. 20th, 2007|10:26 pm]

apiphile
Title: Dramatis
Word Count: 4,118
Rating: PG-13
Notes: I had no intention of writing this. It's less fanfic than it is Lolita filtered through Camden. It's grotesquely unbetaed. Please read and comment because (emotional blackmail time!) I burnt my finger and I'm tired and I have to go to work tomorrow and I don't want to.

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Fic: Beauty of the World [Sep. 10th, 2007|04:25 pm]
ex_emeriin213
[mood | ditzy]

Title: Beauty of the World
Fandoms: Withnail and I / Always Crashing in the Same Car / Doctor Who
Pairing: Withnail/Marwood, Marwood/Lucy
Author: [info]emeriin 
Word Count: 2048-ish. 
Rating: NC-17
A/N: Beta'ed by the ever-wonderful [info]kirsteena . And a warning, the NC-17 is there for a reason; you shall find no fluff here. Enjoy! God is in the feedback.


 
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Thank you to [info]emeriin for beta [Aug. 30th, 2007|07:24 pm]

apiphile
Title: Of Tea And Other Things
Fandoms: Withnail/Hitch-Hiker's Guide
Disclaimer: One belongs to Bruce Robinson, the other to Douglas Adams.
Word Count: 7,800 ish
Rating: PG-13
Notes: THIS ENTIRE STORY WAS NOT MEANT TO HAPPEN. ARGH.

There is a theory, often espoused by authors, that the most humorous path of events is seldom the one that ends happily for the protagonist. This is because authors are cruel bastards and like nothing so much as to see their creations shot at, insulted, horsewhipped, and deprived of tea.

CONTINUES HERE
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In serious need of Nazi Betas [Aug. 24th, 2007|04:12 pm]
ex_emeriin213
[mood | crazy]

Oh Good Lord, if this isn't allowed, then yeah, you know what to do but I need betas for a sickeningly crack Withnail/Marwood (As Bill and the Master) birthday fic that I'm writing for one of my friends. It would greatly help if anyone had knowledge of Doctor Who and Always Crashing in the Same Car. (Withnail and I, of course, is a given.) (It's rather dark too, so be forwarned.)

Now that's over, I need all the betas possible. Language, character, 60's details. Be a nazi about it all, I need all the help I can get.

(If anyone does reply, it'll probably be sent to you either this week or early next week.)
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Hello, I'm new, have some awful fic. [Aug. 12th, 2007|12:09 pm]

apiphile
(that has been my standard introductionary subject line so many times it's actually cached on my browser now)

Apologies to those of you who've already seen these.

Title: Jack In Camden, 1970
Fandoms: Withnail & I, Torchwood
Rating: Probably somewhere between an R and a PG-13
Pairing: Jack Harkness/Withnail
Warnings: Zilch.
Disclaimer: Withnail belongs to Bruce Robinson and Jack Harkness is some sort of whoreish joint property of the BBC, Stephen Moffat and that RTD fellow, and I'm not making money from this.

Part One, links to the following parts at the bottom of that one.

Title: Journey's End.
Rating: PG
Pairing: None.
Disclaimer: Withnail, Marwood and indeed Manchester are not my property or my problem.
Notes: [info]fairylaura did actually finish this for me, but she's friendslocked the entry and is making "my writing is no good" noises like a fool. :(

Journey's End
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fic: How Not to Make a Drunken Pass at Your Mate [Aug. 9th, 2007|02:00 pm]

kyraille
Oh, hello. I scribbled some Withnail & I fic at work the other day and happened upon this community while looking for somewhere to post it.

How Not to Make a Drunken Pass at Your Mate
word count: 959
rating: PG-13 for obligatory bad language

"I said, don't lay around on sofas while I'm falling over things!"
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Challenge Fanfic: Painting It Black [Aug. 7th, 2007|07:41 pm]
ex_emeriin213
[mood | drunk]

Title: Painting It Black

Word Count: 985

Pairing: Withnail/Marwood

Author: [info]emeriin

Disclaimer: Withnail and Marwood aren't mine, I just love torturing them. Roger and Betty are mine, but they're not even worth talking about. Oh, and Withnail's first name is most likely not Sebastian, it was just a name that felt right.

Rating: PG-15 at the most, swearing and talked-about sex acts.

A/N: Written for [info]fiandyfic's challenge: Write a fic, fandom of your choice, with these three things included: Octupi, Lab accident and Henchmen. And I needed a happy pill after this, it was supposed to be a fun cracky thing and turned out to be a chockful of angst with a bit of smut to make me feel better. Withnail and Marwood are utter bitches to write, so hopefully I've got them right. And beta'ed by the delightful [info]kirsteena.

Painting It Black )
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Always crashing in the same car [Jul. 21st, 2007|10:42 am]

sithy
[Current Location |Home]
[mood |awake]
[music |Nothing]

You have the chance to watch the shortfilm "Always crashing in the same car" starring Richard E. Grant and Paul McGann for free at the "Handmade Films" website here

Not exactly W&I related, but I thought you guys might be interested anyway^^;;
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Question [Jul. 5th, 2007|05:29 pm]

sithy
[Current Location |Home]
[mood | tired]
[music |Nothing]

Hello everybody :]

I'm currently writing a W&I fanfiction, but because I suck at English *german speaker est*, I need someone who could beta-read my writing ^^;
I just don't want to torture the whole community with my gruesome mistakes XD
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Fic: Last Act [May. 31st, 2007|02:50 am]

kiwi_from_hell
[Tags|, , ]

Title: Last Act
Author: [info]kiwi_from_hell
Pairing: Withnail/Marwood
Rating: 15 for Language
Summary: An extended ending to the film; Withnail follows Marwood to the train station.

Last Act )
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Fic: Smile [May. 30th, 2007|08:08 pm]

kiwi_from_hell
[Tags|, , ]

Title: Smile
Author: [info]coreopsis
Rating: PG
Summary: A very cute fic of Withnail visiting Marwood a few weeks after the end of the film.

Smile
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FORK IT [May. 30th, 2007|08:04 pm]

kiwi_from_hell
Hello everyone. This is a quick welcome post - please, just post anything you can here. The Withnail fandom is absolutely minuscule, so any offerings are appreciated.

Right now, I'm requesting from authors that I can link their Withnail fic from here and I'll be posting those when I get permission.
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