The White Wolf LiveJournal Community - The Truth of Cranial Plumage

Username:	Password:
Forgot your password?	Remember Me

Don't believe every ephemeron you find on the Internet, gentle browsers. Wing Head Deuce is just one of many fearsome future warriors terrorizing innocent tourists from Coag to the Ivory Tower. Wing Head the Second is himself only one example of a feather-skulled, drunken dynasty. In recent days, Wing Head II, Jr. has been bleeding and spilling blood in his father's footsteps. Mostly through back-stabbing. Whenever this familial pair faces off on the electric battlefields of Halo, the drama is palpable -- almost Shakespearean!

Seriously, it's like Hamlet with sticky grenades in there: Everybody dies or goes crazy.

For our younger diners, we provide this fun little game on the back of our White Wolf place-mats: Can you match the White Wolf employee/freelancer with his murderous, pathetic screen-name?

A. Wing Head II
B. Wing Head II, Jr.
C. Halo001
D. Orcplay (aka Coldplay)
E. Hurt Merchant
F. Clarl
G. Default

1. Chad Brown
2. Oscar Garza
3. Justin Achilli
4. Carl Bowen
5. Will Hindmarch
6. John Chambers
7. Dan the Intern

(Obligatory Vampire update: VII is off to press, Invictus is being edited and arted up, Chicago is coming in for a landing on all three Big Supernatural fronts and The Requiem Chronicler's Guide -- of which nothing else shall be said -- is being read and redlined. If you want to see Ordo Dracul, go to Origins next week.)

Current Music: Supreme Beings of Leisure, "Strangelove Addiction"

	From: ndemeter	Date: June 23rd, 2005 08:25 pm (UTC)		(Link)

You said Chronicler. That's funny.

	From: septembervirgin	Date: June 24th, 2005 07:16 am (UTC)		(Link)

Does anyone else have dreadfully signifigant premonitions for the sake of White Wolf? I know I do. Just the other day, an albino possum scrambled up to me and chittered as if trying to relay a warning. Chitter, chitter, it said, and I knew immediately this was the "ghost possum" of fable and legend. Notably, it had a spiral horn on its forehead, but also the feathery angel wings on its back gave it away.

"Hello," I said, "you're a bit far North..." I had seen the southern cross a few weeks before this possum, so its appearance in my Wisconsin suburb was not so surprising.

The possum chirruped to me that White Wolf was working on an MMORPG. It rubbed its horn against my leg happily. "Ah?" I said, not surprised, "in house? None of those guys could code an ANSI graphic grid let alone a MMORPG capable of selling against heavy competition, although I don't rule out an online version of Bicycle Pump: the Backscratcher."

Three weeks later, I found the possum dead nearby Clover and Randolph; the poor fellow had been shot in the heart by what looked to be a White Wolf Arthaus bullet. Those guys really should avoid signature ammunition.

So, keep in mind that White Wolf is behind all UFO abductions, at least those of marsupials, and operate using unethical subterfuge and criminal discrepency from their presidential charter.

Ahem. I am also to understand that the Queen of England does Mark Rein*Hagen. In a tree. With bobby socks.

	From: heatherrae	Date: June 24th, 2005 02:44 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Is there any kind of ETA on when the Crone book will be out, by chance? I'm getting jealous of those damn Lancea Sanctum players...lol

	From: wordwill	Date: June 24th, 2005 04:45 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Looks like Q3, 2006. It is no longer the last Vampire book of 2006, though it is still the last of the covenant books. Sorry I can't be more specific right now.

From: (Anonymous)	Date: July 15th, 2005 07:25 am (UTC)		(Link)

As someone with AIDS, I'm far more offended by people who uses my condition as a scapegoat to be randomly pissed then just some joke that didn't affect me at all. You guys just make me horribly sick. That was just a joke, nothing more.

Heck, I would rather kill someone then have AIDS.

From: (Anonymous)	Date: July 15th, 2005 07:29 am (UTC)		(Link)